Disclaimer: I don't own any of YuYu Hakusho characters. I hope I could own Kurama Youko… giggles
Warning: Any of these situations make sense. I just wrote them in two days, so forgive me if there is something that doesn't make sense. Hope you have fun!
Outtakes
Scene when Yusuke dies in the beginning of the 1st episode
Yusuke: (He is hit by a car trying to save a boy)
Boy: Waw! (He is crying)
People surrounding them: Is he dead? (And they keep murmuring that and so on)
Director: Cut! That was perfect!
Man near Yusuke: Um, sir, I think there's a problem…
Director: What is it?
Man near Yusuke: I think that he's…
Director: What?
Yusuke (He is in kept in the air by some strings): The first episode and the stunt was killed already…
Botan (She is too kept in the air by some strings): Yeah…
Scene when Kuwabara creates for the first time his sword
Kuwabara: Wow, look at this sword! (Starts waving his sword with a excited expression)
Hiei: He's an idiot.
Kuwabara: WHAT DID YOU SAY? You only say that because my sword is so much cooler than yours!
Hiei···
Kuwabara: Ha! You don't say anything 'cause you know what I say it's true.
Hiei··· (He starts approaching where Kuwabara is)
Director: Hiei, don't kill him! We still need him!
Yusuke: Too late.
Kuwabara··· (He has Hiei's sword stabbed in his chest)
Director: No! Now I'm ruined…
Scene when Kurama transforms into Youko with the smoke
Youko: It was a very long time since I've been with this shape…
Fisher: …Youko… (He's scared to dead when he sees Youko)
Youko: Now, if you tell me how and where you got this smoke, I will forgive your life…
Fisher: Please don't kill me! I will tell you! The person that- Arg! (He's stabbed by a sword and dies)
Youko··· (He starts walking where the sword came from and while he does he transforms into Kurama again)
Shishiwakamaru: Hey! What're you doing?
Kurama: (Pops veins in his head and starts using his whip on Shishiwakamaru)
Director: Hey, Kurama, stop doing that! You're gonna kill him!
Kurama: (Very mad turning to the director) That's the idea! Now I'll never go to know how to go back into Youko's form again! (Continues to hit Shishiwakamaru again)
Director: Get security!
Scene when Yusuke is on Keiko's lap after gaining the ultimate energy from Genkai…
Keiko: He looks so cute when he's sleeping… WHAT?
Yusuke: (He is rubbing Keiko's legs)
Keiko: You pervert idiot! (She slaps Yusuke on his face and starts walking off)
Yusuke: Ouch! You shouldn't be so violent!
Director: That wouldn't have happened if you hadn't done that…��
Yusuke··· (Glares at the director with deadly eyes)
Director: The truth hurts, right? Oh-oh… O.o│││
Yusuke: You deserved that! (He starts to walk away grumping and everyone starts to back away)
Director··· (Is on the ground unconscious with several bumps on his head)
Scene when Genkai-sensei is dying on Yusuke's lap
Genkai: Yusuke… don't live… your life like… Toguro did…
Yusuke··· (He has a pale sick face)
Director: …Yusuke, your part…
Yusuke: I can't… do this…
Director: Why not?
Yusuke: 'Cause she's… so disgusting when she's this close…
Genkai: You idiot! (She punches Yusuke so hard on the face that he goes flying)
Director: Call the ambulance!
Toguro: She's scary… (Sweatdrop)
Scene when Hiei and Bui are fighting
Hiei: Hm (He goes toward Bui with sword in hand, then slips on a banana peal) Waw!
Hiei: Argh… (Lays on the ground motionless stabbed with his own sword on his chest)
Director: WHO THE HELL PUT THAT BANANA PEAL THERE?
Kuwabara: Ooops! (He has a bunch of bananas on his hand and is eating) Bye! (He runs away)
Director: Ah, damn you Kuwabara! I'm gonna discount from your paychecks!
Scene when Toguro puts his hand on Kuwabara's chest
Kuwabara···
Toguro: Oops…
Director: What's going on? Kuwabara, you forgot your part?
Kuwabara···
Toguro (Slowly puts Kuwabara on the ground and starts walking out tip-toeing): I think it's better for me to leave…
Director: Toguro, why Kuwabara isn't responding? You didn't kill him, right?
Toguro: (Stops with a huge sweatdrop, then starts running real faster now) I gotta go!
Director: Toguro, come back here! Ah, damn you Toguro!
Scene when Koenma takes off his dummy in front of Sensui
Koenma: I don't want to use this… Please surrender Sensui, or else…
Sensui: Or else what? You say you are going to defeat me with that sticky thing of yours?
Koenma: …Sticky?
Sensui: Yeah, that was on your mouth a little while ago… why that thing has a dummy shape?
Yusuke: Yeah, I wanna know too… Why Koenma?
Kurama: I wonder that too…
Kuwabara: That's why no one respects you…��
Koenma: Hey, would you want to stop picking on me and start respecting me as your superior!
Director: …Stick to the script, people…
Scene when Mukuro and Hiei are fighting in the Makai Tournament
Hiei: You… won… (He is just to fall asleep, when…)
Kuwabara: (Pops out from the nowhere) (Says singing) Hiei and Mukuro are in love! Hiei and Mukuro are in love! Hiei and—
Hiei: (Starts walking away, and Kuwabara on the background is with Hiei's sword on his chest, again)
Kuwabara····
Mukuro··· (Sweatdrop)
Director: I think it's dangerous for me to keep directing this show…
Scene when Yusuke is going to the Makai World and is bidding farewell to Keiko
Yusuke: When I come back, I will…
Keiko: You will what?
Yusuke: I will ma— I can't say that.
Director: What's going now on, Yusuke?
Yusuke: I really can't say that. Can't we change that?
Director: No, we can't. Come on, Yusuke. They're just simple words.
Yusuke: For you they're just simple words! But if I say then, I'll have to make it real. You don't know how it'd be to be married to her! (Pointing to Keiko) It makes me shiver…Brrr…
Keiko: YOU STUPID IDIOT! (Starts walking away very mad)
Yusuke: See what I mean? (On the ground with several bumps and bruises all over his head and face)
Director··· (Sweatdrop)
Scene in the last episode when Keiko is on the beach alone
Keiko: I won't be waiting for you for another two years, you know!
Yusuke: You won't have to.
Keiko: Yusuke…
Yusuke: Keiko…
Keiko: Yusuke…
Yusuke: Keiko… (They two start running towards each other with open arms like idiots, till they catch and hug each other)
Keiko: I've missed you so much, Yusuke… (Overacting)
Yusuke: Me too, Keiko. I promise we'll never be apart again! (Overacting)
Director: COULD YOU TWO KNOCK IT OFF AND BE ADULTS HERE!
Keiko: But I'm not an adult. (Breaking off from Yusuke)
Yusuke: Me neither. I'm only… how old am I?
Director: I'm working with idiots…