The Teen Titans vs Hurricane Buttercup

by Nimrochan

(OLD WRITING PIECE) The Teen Titans are trapped indoors for hours. Madness ensues. I guarantee you will laugh out loud at some point in this story. Warning: may cause you to fall off your chair laughing, as it did to one of my more unfortunate reviewers. I eat flamers.

3. The Internet

Note: I just saw the first episode of Malcolm in the Middle today!!!!! Suddenly the characters are so tiny!!!!! THEY'RE ALL SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE CHIBIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Too much chocolate today.) Um . . . heh . . . ahem . . . yes, well, on with the fic!

8:01 p.m.

Surprised at himself, Cyborg grew bored of watching T.V. He gave the remote to Robin, who was in a kind of trance, watching the television set. Cyborg then abandoned the others on the couch to surf the net on the nearby computer.

8:03 p.m.

"Hey, Robin!" said Cyborg.

"No," said Robin dully.

"You know what I've just found out on the Internet?" continued Cyborg.

"No," said Robin dully.

"Our headquarters have been attacked 16 times this year, while the Justice League's headquarters have been attacked only twice," said Cyborg.

"Fascinating," said Robin dully.

"Why have we been attacked so many times?" asked Cyborg.

"Because we live in a giant 'T'," said Robin dully.

"Oh," said Cyborg. "We should change that . . . ."

"You'd think we'd be more secretive," inquired Beast Boy. "I mean, we make a lot of enemies."

"Yeah," said Robin dully, thus ending the conversation on the subject.

8:10 p.m.

"Hey guys, ya know what else I found out?" said Cyborg.

"No," said everyone dully.

"There's a country that banned the Donald Duck cartoons," said Cyborg.

"Why?" asked Robin, vaguely interested.

"Because he wears no pants!" said Cyborg, laughing.

Robin paused for a moment to allow his dormant brain to absorb this. "But he's a duck," he said, more confused than amused (no pun intended).

"I know, right?" said Cyborg, laughing harder still. He was the only one laughing; Raven never laughs, of course, and the other three were just baffled.

"Who is this 'Donald Duck,' and why does he not wear pants?" asked Starfire.

"He's a cartoon character, and he doesn't need any pants," said Beast Boy, who sounded a bit offended. "Sheesh, these people sound so conservative. Do they go around putting clothes on animals?" Cyborg laughed even harder. The other Titans, however, became nauseous as they realized that Beast Boy runs around naked when in animal form.

Note: I didn't mention this country because I was afraid of offending someone. Anyway, I'd like to apologize to Starfire fans . . . I'll try to put her in more scenes. BUT ONLY IF YOU REVIEW!!!!!!!