Disclaimer: Everything before, and btw I wrote all these poems! And 'vertically challenged' and 'go top notch yourself' belong to Heather and Danielle. Lot's of Love to Danielle, who wasn't in this story because I couldn't think of a poem that involved Hal Sparks. Sorry D-Dawg! (D-Dawg is also property of Danielle, who comes up with all the good phrases 'cuz she's just so great that way.)
Chapter 4: Stephanie's poem
"Shut up," Stephanie laughed. "If it's about Chad, it's the best there is."
"Hello? Elvis!" Rachel exclaimed.
"Just read the poem," Heather moaned.
"If only, if only,
The CMM Junkies shout,
We'd be watching One Tree Hill
And Lukas Scott would come OUT!
Out of his world
And into our own,
Suffocating, for at him
Ourselves we have thrown."
"I knew it," Heather said as she smiled enthusiastically at the idea of being right.
"Who didn't?" Rachel asked her.
"I can't believe you actually wrote a poem about that stupid, ugly person," Chrissy said. "And you mentioned that horrible show."
"He's actually really hot," Heather somewhat defended.
"He's actually really mine," Stephanie corrected. "And One Tree Hill is awesome, man!"
"Whatever. It's my turn now! My poem is really cool!" Heather squealed.
"It's about Vash," the other three said.
"Duh," Heather said. "What are you, vertically challenged?"
"He's a cartoon!" Chrissy said.
"Shut up!" Heather shouted. "He's hot!"
"He's not real! Someone drew him!" Chrissy argued her point for the thousandth time.
"Go top notch yourself," Heather said in her idiot voice. "Let me read my brilliant poem."
"Anything about Vash isn't brilliant," Chrissy muttered.
"Chrissy!" Stephanie and Rachel exclaimed.
"Okay, okay. Just read the stupid poem already."
You know what to do! I really hope you are liking it so far! It's short, but I think it turned out a lot better than just slapping the poems together. I can't know what you think until you tell me!