Note to sexyredhead: Gollum? LOL!
The Unforgivable: Dude, you also have a "Commercials I Hate" list? That is so cool! You, me, and Rose should get together and try to banish the evil things FOREVER! BUAHAHAHAHA!
10:21 p.m.
"Dude," said Cyborg, "you're a dead man."
"They ran out of pizza, okay!" said Beast Boy frantically. "But I bought other food!"
"Yeah, I see it!" said Cyborg. "All you got is junk food and that vegan stuff!" For the first time in his life, he just wasn't in the mood for junk food.
"You're kidding me," said Raven as she floated over to the fridge and peered inside.
"I know, right?" said Cyborg. "No meat at all!"
"It's not that," said Raven. "Tofu, vegan hamburgers, vegetarian steak . . . BB, all of these need to be cooked."
"So?" said Beast Boy.
"So," said Raven, "we have no electricity to cook them!"
All of the Teen Titans stared at Beast Boy (except Robin, who was still on the floor next to the T.V; no T.V. and no meat . . . he considered just killing himself now.)
"But surely we do not need to cook these foods?" asked Starfire. Personally, she thought that everything tasted much better raw.
10:22 p.m.
"Um, Starfire?" asked Raven. "How many times have we told you? Our stomachs are not designed to digest certain raw foods."
"Yeah, so you can have it," said Cyborg.
"Really?" asked Starfire.
"Knock yourself out."
"Oh, joy!" She then proceeded to eat all of the vegan food in an animalistic manner (ironic, isn't it?).
Meanwhile, Raven and Cyborg turned back to Beast Boy, very angry, and very hungry.
"And you!" said Cyborg.
Raven's eyes were flashing. "You idiotic, unintelligent little-"
"Hey, hey hey!" Beast Boy cut her off. "I resent that! Just because I'm not intelligent, doesn't mean I'm not smart!"
They advanced on him, Raven's eyes bright red, and Cyborg aiming his arm canon at him.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!" screamed Starfire suddenly. She was coughing. "What is this that tastes of the digestive fluids of a sknogthortboogie?" She looked at the pack of jelly beans she was holding. She usually loved jelly beans- why did they suddenly taste like the digestive fluids of a sknogthortboogie?
"Let me see that," said Raven, taking it from Starfire.
"Ha ha ha! She must have found Harry Potter's Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Jelly Beans!" said Beast Boy, glad of the momentary distraction. "I bet she ate a vomit-flavored one!" Perhaps they'd be too amused to punish him now?
Raven looked at the list of flavors. "Grass, Sardine, Earwax, Vomit . . ." she said. "This is when you know a country is bored with its food; when it starts making vomit-flavored candy."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Beast Boy. "Who knew Rae could be so funny?"
"BB," said Cyborg, "please tell me you bought something that doesn't need to be cooked and that doesn't taste nasty."
"Um . . . ." said Beast Boy. Raven and Cyborg were advancing on him again.
Note: No offense to vegans. Yay vegans! I was going to make this and chapter 7 into one whole chapter, but I got tired and impatient. Sorry for the shortness. Oh, and I don't own Harry Potter's Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans (I need to stop forgetting to do that).
P.S.- Did you guys see that episode with Mad Mod taking over America? They crossed Teen Titans with Monty Python! THAT WAS SO INCREDIBLY AWESOME!XD