Note to people who've never seen Monty Python: YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON GREATNESS!

I get all my inspiration from Monty Python. Random British humor! Alright!

Um . . . other note: I can't believe so many people have a "Commercials I Hate" list! I feel like I'm really touching people. Sniffle.

Note to Shadowfirethedemonchild: Funny you should ask about all of Robin's problems. I must confess that he is based a little on me. He's my favorite character, so I made him my victim. MUAHAHAHAHA! (Remember; there's a thin line between genius and insanity).

I wonder why I've never had a boyfriend? Sad world, sad world . . . .

Note to Randomizer: LOL! LMAO! ROFL! That was so . . . so random! Gasp! I get it now! Randomizer! HA HA HA!!!

Note Wild Spirit of Darkness2: No, I haven't been stalking anyone lately . . . . The only person I'd stalk is Legolas. What? I'm only human! I cannot resist his eternal beauty! I like your suggestions, but the windows are boarded up, remember? I've kinda-sorta tried, though!

ONWARDS!

10:23 p.m.

"Guys, hold on, hold on," said Beast Boy, backing away from his ominous friends while holding his hands up. "I have an explanation!"

"You do?" asked Cyborg.

"Yeah guys, give me a chance to explain!"

"Alright," said Raven, "then explain."

"Um . . . well . . . you see . . . OH MY GOSH! IS THAT SLADE STEALING OUR SATELLITE DISH?!" He pointed behind them. They turned to look at the windows, which were still boarded up, as Beast Boy turned into a rat and ran away.

"How can you see him when-" Cyborg realized too late that he had been tricked. "That green little blob of slime! I can't believe he did that! When I get my hands on his scrawny little neck, I'm gonna-"

"Please! Let us stop fighting," said Starfire.

"Yeah," agreed Raven. "We need to stay calm."

"Stop fighting?! Stay calm?! You realize we're gonna starve now because of him?!"

"Well, maybe if you didn't send someone as unreliable as Beast Boy to go shopping for supplies . . .!!!" countered Raven "And Robin-" she turned to Robin- "will you please get away from that television set?! It's not healthy!"

"NEVER!!" cried Robin. "It's mine! My own! My precious . . . yes, my precious . . . ."

". . . ." said everyone else.

10:24 p.m.

"Well, at least BB didn't eat all our junk food!" yelled Cyborg.

"What?" asked Raven.

"I'm talking about you, Star!" He turned to face Starfire.

"What? I do not understand-"

"You were supposed to eat the vegan stuff only! Suddenly you're eating jellybeans!" He went to the fridge and opened the door. "There's nothing in here but Diet Coke! Those jellybeans may have been the last edible substance in this place!"

". . . Oops," said Starfire.

"Hey," said Robin, making the others jump; they didn't even notice him walking over to them. He faced Raven. "Can you fix it . . ." (he momentarily forgot her name) ". . . Raven?"

"Fix what?" asked Raven.

"The T.V."

"How would I know how to fix it?"

"You have dark magical powers," said Robin, the slight madness returning to his voice.

"I can't fix it!"

"Why not?"

"BECAUSE I'M HAVING SPIRITUAL CONSTIPATION RIGHT NOW!!!"

"Now who's staying calm?!" exclaimed Cyborg.

"OH SHUT UP!" A nearby bottle of Diet Coke exploded.

"DON'T YOU TELL ME TO-"

"YOU ARE ALL ACTING LIKE UNZAMPIFIED FLEMGORGS!"

"WHY WON'T YOU FIX THE T.V.?"

Outside, Hurricane Buttercup raged on.

Note: I know this chapter was short and kinda-sorta- not funny, but it was necessary! If you think you've seen madness up to this point . . . boy are you in for a surprise.

Oh, and if you're wondering why this story is starting to go one minute at a time, it's to show how slowly time is passing, as it does with hurricanes.

. . . . Funny visions of Slade sneaking off with satellite dish. . . . .