Note: Okay, some of you will call this chappie stupid, others will call it a comedic masterpiece. Depends on what type of humor you like. It's kind of weird, so bear with me.

Some comments to reviewers:

Appearer: DUDE! I LOVE YOU!

Wild Spirit of Darkness2: Don't worry, all of your reviews are highly amusing. I liked your Slade idea. I kinda-sorta- used it. Oh, and I also put a warning in the fic's summary to prevent unfortunate accidents like yours from happening again :p

Total Goth Girl: Curse you for using an advertisement in your review! (Just kidding.)

MIDNIGHT

It was very dark inside the Titan Tower. The place was a horrible mess- Diet Coke, clothes, and vegan food were strewn everywhere on the floor and furniture.

The 2-and-a-half hour fight now left the Teen Titans divided into 3 different groups- the Female Tribe, the BB Tribe, and the Male Tribe.

They had all finally gone insane.

The Female Tribe (Starfire and Raven) was currently in Starfire's room.

12:01 a.m.

Starfire's room was pink. It had posters of outdated boy bands on the walls, as well as the remains of posters of Unicorns. She had Care Bear plush toys on her bed. There was a Powerpuff Girls carpet on the floor. Starfire had pictures of herself glued on the edges of her mirror, which was heart-shaped. She even had shelves with Beanie Babies.

Raven wanted to vomit.

The repulsive sight just gave Raven more spiritual constipation the more she looked at it.

"Um . . . Star?" asked Raven.

"Yes, Friend Raven?"

"Could we, uh, go to my room?"

"Whatever for, Friend Raven?"

12:02 a.m.

The BB Tribe (Beast Boy) was hiding in a place so inconspicuous that even the author didn't know where he was at the moment she was typing this.

The Male Tribe (Robin and Cyborg) was currently in Robin's Room, plotting the demise of the Female Tribe.

12:03 a.m.

"We need reinforcements," said Robin.

"But where do we find them?" inquired Cyborg. "We're the only tribes in this region- us and the Enemy, I mean."

"Well . . . there's that rogue tribe that lives in the basement," said Robin.

"Oh yeah- what was it called again?"

"Um . . . ." Robin thought for a few seconds. "I think it's called the BB Tribe."

"What does 'BB' stand for?"

"I think it stands for 'Beanie Baby'"

"Ah."

"I've heard talk that the leader of this tribe is not very intelligent. Perhaps we can trick him?"

"Sounds like a good idea."

Cyborg and Robin came up with a simple yet effective plan to trick the BB Tribe's leader. Then they set out to find him.

1:08 a.m.

After getting lost several times in the complexity of the giant "T", the Male Tribe finally found the basement.

"Halt! Who goes there?" yelled Beast Boy.

"It is I, Macaroni, Feather of Yankee Doodle's Hat," said Robin, "and this is my fellow tribesman, Screwy McMetal Bucket O' Scrapmetal. We are otherwise known as Robin and Cyborg."

"How did you find me?" asked Beast Boy.

"We have come far and wide, across terrains of filthy underwear, valleys of rotting vegan food, following your trail of Diet Coke-"

"Okay, okay," said Beast Boy, reluctant to hear about terrains of underwear and the wasting of precious vegan food. "Then why have you come here?"

"We have come in regards to the treaty you have signed with the Male Tribe," said Robin.

"What treaty?"

"You do not remember?" asked Cyborg.

Beast Boy thought for a second. It was possible that in his temporary madness he had signed a treaty and forgot about it.

"Oh, that treaty," he said.

"Yes," said Robin. "I am glad that you remember, O' great Beanie Baby leader-"

"What?" asked Beast Boy. "Beanie Baby leader? Why'd you call me the Beanie Baby leader?"

Robin pointed behind Beast Boy, where there happened to be piles of Beanie Babies on the shelves on the wall. "Oh . . . ." said Beast Boy. "Well, those weren't originally mine. I found them abandoned in the Female Tribe's formal home at Starfire's Room."

"Oh," said Robin.

"And my real name is Beast Boy."

"I see. So will you join us on our quest to defeat the Female Tribe?"

Despite his temporary madness, Beast Boy could never forget what Female Tribeswoman Raven had called him; "unintelligent." Whatever that meant.

"Of course!" exclaimed Beast Boy. "When do we start?"

"First we must return to Robin's Room," said Cyborg. "Then we plan."

With their old friend back with them again, some of their sanity returned. Some of it.

1:59 a.m.

"We really should have a map of this place . . . ." said Cyborg, as they had once again gotten lost.

"Yeah," said Robin, as the three boys stepped into Robin's Room.

2:00 a.m.

"Okay," said Robin, once they had settled themselves in, "I think we should prepare a sneak attack. We could ambush them as they leave Raven's Room to search for food-"

"No, no, no," said Cyborg. "We should attack them when their guards are down. We could sneak into Raven's Room and attack while they're asleep-"

"-Do you have any idea of the horrors that lie in that place?"

"You guys," interrupted Beast Boy, "we can't hit them. They're girls."

"The green one is right," said Cyborg.

"Okay," said Robin, "then we'll just have to outsmart them!"

"Dude," said Beast Boy, "we can't outsmart them. They're girls."

"CURSES!" screamed Robin. "What sort of a foul Enemy is this which we cannot hit or outsmart? Surely these creatures are the works of none other than Slade!"

Beast Boy and Cyborg sweatdropped.

"We have to outsmart them and attack them!" said Robin. "It's the only way!"

"Yes, but how?" asked Cyborg.

Robin thought for a moment. "I believe that one of the Female Tribeswoman- Starfire, was it- has a soft spot for Unicorns," he said. "Perhaps we could use this against them? Beast Boy, can you-"

"No, I can't turn into a Unicorn," said Beast Boy at once.

"Why?"

"I can't turn into anything that doesn't exist-"

"-But dinosaurs don't exist and you can-"

"WE'VE HAD THIS CONVERSATION BEFORE!"

"We have?"

"YES!"

"When?"

"Will you guys shut up for a second?" said Cyborg. "I have an idea."

"What is it?" asked Robin.

"Okay," said Cyborg, "we take a piece of green construction paper, roll it up into a cone, and . . . (whisper whisper whisper) . . . .

2:14 a.m.

"Okay," said Beast Boy, "what do we do with them when we capture them?"

"I'm marrying Starfire!" yelled Robin and Cyborg simultaneously.

"I'll play you for her," said Cyborg.

"You're on!"

"Rock, paper, scissor, shoe!" Cyborg drew a rock and Robin drew scissors.

"Rock, paper, scissor, shoe!" Cyborg drew paper and Robin drew scissors.

"Rock, paper, scissor, shoe!" Cyborg drew rock and Robin drew paper.

"Yay! I get to marry Starfire! You're stuck with Raven! Ha ha!"

"Uh . . ." said Beast Boy.

"No fair!" said Cyborg. "You don't seem the type to want to marry a hyperactive ditzy alien!"

"Um . . ." said Beast Boy.

"I'd prefer to marry neither of them," said Robin. "But they are the only Females available and Raven's kinda . . . bleh."

"Guys!" said Beast Boy desperately. "What about me? How come I don't get to marry anybody?"

"Dude," said Cyborg, "no one can marry you. You're an animal. That'd be a crime against nature."

"What!"

"Look, are you gonna help us or not?"

"Yeah," said Robin. "The treaty says you have to."

"What treaty?"

"The treaty you signed. It says you have to do whatever we tell you to do."

"What do I get out of it?"

"You don't have to get killed by us. This whole mess was your fault anyway."

". . . ." said Beast Boy.

"Come now!" said Robin. "Let us go attack the Female Tribe!"

"Grr . . . fine," said Beast Boy. They left Robin's Room.

Note: No, this is not turning into a romance fic. And PLEASE don't ask me to write another really long chapter. I get so impatient.

And no offense to Robin/Raven fans. Just look at it from the boys' point of view. If you had to choose, which one would you marry? Star or Rae? Exactly.

I'm open for suggestions for the next chappie. No, I'm not saying that I'm out of ideas . . . heh . . . (sweatdrop). But please don't get offended if I don't use them.