Note: I am SO SORRY that took so long! I had to deal with midterms (cursed Chemistry!), plus I went to this 3-day-long anime convention. OMG ALL THE VOICE ACTORS ARE SO DAMN SEXY! I have a picture of the guy who plays Miroku kissing my hand. . . . *blush*

Ifartinurdirection: Dude, I LOVED your suggestion! I only used part of it, though,- the Teen Titans are FAR from reality. Oh, and Legolas would NEVER harm me! I am, after all, his wife. And if I got a cookie with his face on it, I'd preserve it and NEVER eat it! Just like that Legolas birthday cake in my freezer!

Titansfan: Don't worry, I have a VERY good idea for the ending…evil grin

Jetkitty2001:…I'm not even gonna say anything about your review….only that you seriously need to stop studying Geometry so hard.

Rose: Would you do me the honor of becoming the president of the "Commercials I Hate" list club?

Okay, that's it for now….oh, and btw, THANK YOU ALL FOR THE GENEROUS REVIEWS! (Except for Slade 2, who will wake up in the morning to find his Kilala plushy and his cat gone.)

ONWARDS!

2:56 a.m.

Back in Raven's Room, Cyborg and Beast Boy struggled against their bonds, but it was to no avail. Robin didn't even try, however; he was resigned to his fate, singing softly under his breath.

"Raindrops keep falling on my head,

But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red…"

Starfire was desperately trying to wash the green dye off the poor horse, which was newly named Glorglepuff II (the first Glorglepuff was dead to her now). "Oooh…the stubborn stain will not come off!" she said.

"Um, Star? I don't think you should wash it with Diet Coke," said Raven.

"Oh, poor Glorglepuff II!" cried Starfire as she hugged the soaking horse's neck.

"Glorglepuff II?" said Beast Boy. "Hey, that's our horse! And his name isn't Glorglepuff II! It's Orange!"

2:57 a.m.

"Why is it named Orange?" asked Raven.

"….Is that a rhetorical question?" asked Beast Boy.

"Why is it green? Why is it Orange? What is this, 20 questions or something?" exclaimed Cyborg.

BOOM!

Suddenly, the doors burst open, and Slade came through (dun dun DUN!)

"Well, well, well," he said dramatically. "If it isn't the Teen Titans, hiding from the storm together. How , Titans, is the day you fall…." He broke off when caught sight of the three tied up boys, the two cult women, the green horse, and the indecently decorated dragon (which reappeared the second the girls came back into the room).

There was an awkward pause in which Slade took it all in.

2:58 a.m.

"Mommy?" asked Robin.

2:58-and-a-half a.m.

"Um….you know what? I think I've come at a bad time. I'll uh… destroy you another time," said Slade as he hastily left.

"Who was that?" asked Raven, confused.

""I do not know. But whoever he was, I most certainly do not think that he was the mother of Robin…." said Starfire.

"Of course it wasn't his mother!" said Laresha, Goddess of the Amazons, apparently. "That was my sister Daphne, Goddess of Eyebrows! And she wouldn't be a mother! Oh, no! She insists on trying to blow everything up like some mad woman, never looking for a man…."

As the Female Tribe listened to their goddess contradict her own anti-male ideas by complaining about her sister's lack of a husband, the Male Tribe tried to figure out how to escape.

"Okay," whispered Cyborg, "any bright ideas?"

"I've got good news," said Robin.

"You do? What is it?" asked Cyborg.

"I can't think of any way out of this. The women will dress us up in tutus and put makeup on us. They will tie us on a pole and put us over the fire. Then they will feed us to their goddess with salsa. We are all doomed."

"Dude, I thought you said you had good news."

"I do. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Gecko."

2:59 a.m.

"DUDE, WILL YOU PLEASE TRY TO CONSENTRATE?" screamed Cyborg. "FIRST OF ALL, IT'S NOT 'GECKO!' AND SECOND OF ALL, IF YOU COULD JUST TRY TO WORK THROUGH YOUR DEMENTIA AND FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET OUTTA HERE, BB AND I WOULDN'T BE STUCK HERE, TIED TO YOU, AWAITING OUR HORRIBLE FATE!"

"Trying to escape, are we?" said Laresha, Goddess of the Amazons, seemingly.

"Scream real loud, why don't you, Cy? That way the stupid dragon can hear you better," said Beast Boy sarcastically.

"Hurry up and perform the ritual!" said Laresha, Goddess of the Amazons.

"The Ritual," chanted the girls eerily. Raven was holding tutus, while Starfire was holding makeup (which, to the boys' horror, included blue eye shadow).

Oh, come on! This is ridiculous! thought Beast Boy. Dragons don't even exist! Like Unicorns! Man, I wish I could turn into a dragon and save our butts, but I can't turn into anything that doesn't exist.

Starfire and Raven advanced.

Wait…I can't turn into anything that doesn't exist…but I can turn into things that do exist! Eureka!

Upon this realization, Beast Boy turned into a rhino. Robin and Cyborg were momentarily crushed before the ropes ripped.

"Aw, yeah!" said Cyborg.

"Ow…I think I'm bleeding internally," said Robin, rubbing his stomach where the ropes dug in.

"GET THEM!" yelled Laresha, Goddess of the Amazons, seemingly. Cyborg grabbed Robin and jumped on the rhino, who then galloped away. Starfire and Raven dropped the female accessories, grabbed their spears, jumped on Glorglepuff II/Orange, and galloped after the Male Tribe.

Curses! I'm all by myself now, thought the statue with the annoyingly long name that author is too lazy to type, even if this sentence is longer than that name. Wait…the girls left and I'm still here! That means I do exist- POOF!

3:25 a.m.

The Big Room was quiet save for the unremitting sounds of rain and thunder from the storm outside. Glorglepuff II/Orange walked in with the two girls on his back.

"We know you're in here!" said Raven.

"Yes! Come out and fight like a woman!" said Starfire.

"No!" said a voice.

"Shut up, BB!" said another voice.

The girls dismounted. Raven put a finger on her lips and then pointed at the kitchen cupboards. Starfire nodded and they both proceeded to the cupboards. They opened one and found it to be empty.

"Behind you!"

The girls turned around, now facing the Male Tribe.

"Didn't think to check the other 20 cupboards, did you?" asked Cyborg.

Starfire blinked. "We were going to!" she said.

"We were defenseless before," said Robin, "but now we have these!" And, behold, they were wielding frying pans and spatulas.

"Get them!" screamed Raven.

"AIIIEEEEEELALALA!"

"OOGAOOGAOOGA!"

And so, they battled. Furthermore, they battled with complete disregard to their powers, skills, gadgets, etc.

3:51 a.m.

Someone bumped into a cupboard and accidentally opened it. And lo and behold! In it was a half eaten old cake! The Tribes stopped fighting to look at it.

"A cake!" gasped Starfire, pointing out the obvious (somebody had to do it).

"A beautiful, moldy cake!" exclaimed Cyborg, crying.

"Tis a blessing!" said Robin, also crying.

"Yes, we must stop our fighting, and share this glorious cake," said Starfire.

"Henceforth, let this cake be known as the Cake of Peace!" said Robin, taking it out of the cupboard and placing it on the counter.

And so, the Peace Treaty of the Cake was written, and the Female Alliance was formed (the boys figured that the title had the word "male" in it and were too hungry to argue the matter, anyway).

We, the psychotic Tribes of the Titan Tower Region,

Do swear to protect the Cake of Peace, to uphold the Peace Treaty of the Cake, and to unite under this Treaty. We also agree that the Cake of Peace shall be shared and that Beast Boy shall do as the other members command him, as this is all still his fault. And may the Peace Treaty of the Cake, as well as the Cake of Peace and the ample supply of Diet Coke, last for generations henceforth.

Signed,

Macaroni

Beanie Baby

Screwy

Starfire

Raven

"There," said Raven as she signed her name.

"Great," said Cyborg, "now let's eat the-"

"What do you think you are doing?" said a voice, making them all jump and look around.

Standing in the doorway was none other than Laresha, Goddess of the Amazons. "My children! How dare you join forces with the Enemy! For shame! I order you to destroy them NOW!"

Starfire and Raven looked at each other and nodded in a silent agreement. They walked over to the statue and picked it up. "Wait- What are you doing? Stop!" The girls then carried it over to the fridge and stuffed it in there.

"Well done!" said Cyborg.

"Awesome!" said Beast Boy.

"But who will you worship now?" asked Robin.

Raven smiled (a rare and creepy thing). Out of nowhere she pulled out a giant poster of Aqualad and stuck it on the wall. Then the girls got down on their knees and started worshipping him.

"Aqualad, Aqualad, Aqualad, Aqualad, Aqualad… (Etc.)"

"Oookay," said Cyborg.

"Um, yeah," said Robin. "Well, might as well start eating the- WHERE DID THE CAKE GO?"

For when he turned around, all he saw were an empty plate and a guilty looking Beast Boy next to it.

"Orange ate it," said Beast Boy.

"There are sprinkles all over your face!" said Robin.

"How dare you eat the Cake of Peace!" said Raven, who had stopped her worshipping to yell at BB.

"You have eaten all of our food and betrayed the Treaty!" said Starfire, doing the same.

"And you blamed it on the poor horse!" said Cyborg.

"I COULDN'T HELP IT!" said Beast Boy. "I WAS JUST SO HUNGRY!"

"GRRR…. YOU SHALL PAY!" screamed Raven.

"DIE, BEANIE BABY!" screamed Starfire.

Starfire, Raven, Robin, and Cyborg then proceeded to chase Beast Boy around Titan Tower and try to kill him.

And so, that is the story of how the Male Tribe and the Female Tribe joined forces to fight a common foe. Legolas rejoiced. The End. Just kidding! It's not the end….one more chappie to go!

Note: You know what? I kind of like the Mazda commercials, cuz they go "zoom zoom zoom-"

Gets jumped by Rose, ifartinurdirection, and the Unforgivable.

AHH! I was just kidding! Don't hurt me, I'm fragile!