Chapter 17. I'm Not Buffy, Really! The finale Chapter of this Parent Trap remake. Enjoy and sorry I took so long.
Anya and Riley exit their reception and everyone throws rainbow colored glitter on them.
"What's with the glitter?" ask Spike.
"It was Anya's idea," replies Elizabeth.
"Whatever happen to rice?" says Buffy.
"The birds will eat it and they'll explode," says Elizabeth.
"Oh, poor birds," says Buffy.
Anya stops in front of Joyce and Giles holding Riley's hand. She hugs Joyce tightly.
"Joyce I still owe you a wedding gift, but as you can see I've got some business to attend to," says Anya looking at Riley.
"Don't worry about it Anya," says Joyce. "Have a great time on your honey moon." Anya turns to Giles. He gives her hand a squeeze.
"I'm so happy for you Anya," says Giles. Anya hugs her big brother.
"You better treat her right this time or I'll kick your ass," says Anya. Giles laughs then shakes Riley's hand.
"You treat her good or I'll kick your ass," says Giles.
"Me too," Joyce says joining in with a smile.
"I promise," replies Riley letting Giles hand go. The couple then left on a white horse.
"You will return my horse, will you?" ask Giles. Riley pulls Anya up on the horse.
"We'll think about it," says Anya with smile as she wraps her arms around Riley's waist. The two rode off downa grassy meadow.
"They look so in love," says Buffy holding the bouquet in her hands. "It makes me want to get married." Spike puts his arms around her waist. Giles and Joyce stare down Spike. He quickly took his hands off Buffy.
The girls return to Sunnydale with their mother. Spike too, he decided to transfer to UC Sunnydale with the girls and Xander. As for Angel, he too decided to head the states taking Joyce's proposition, about setting him up with Jenny Calendar, very seriously.
"How do I look?" ask Angel to Joyce. "You think black is my color?"
"You look great. Stop worrying," says Joyce taking Angel by the arm and leading him down the halls of UC Sunnydale. "She'll love you."
"Alright," says Angel as he opens the door to Jenny's office. He gestures for Joyce to enter and he follows her.
"Jenny are you here?" calls Joyce.
"Where is she?" ask Angel as they approach an empty desk.
"Yes," says Jenny popping her head from her desk. "Hi." She smiles and stands up.
"Jenny this is Angel," says Joyce. Jenny is mesmerize by his deep brown eyes. She extends her hand to him. Angel takes her hand and almost doesn't let it go.
"Nice to meet you," says Jenny. She walks away from her desk and grabs Joyce.
"Joyce why didn't you take him?" Jenny ask this in a whisper.
"Because I'm already taken," replies Joyce showing the wedding band on her ring finger.
"Who?"
"The man I've always love all my life," says Joyce. "It's time to find yours. I'll leave you two alone." Joyce walks out of the office and closes the door behind her. Jenny turns around and smiles at Angel.
"I'm so happy that you transferred to the states," says Buffy to Spike as the two walk hand in hand down the hall way.
"This is going to sound corny," says Spike stopping.
"What?" ask Buffy.
"It's the only place I'd rather be."
"Oh, you're so sweet." Buffy kisses Spike on the lips.
"Excuse me. People are walking here," says Elizabeth. "And I am kind of tired seeing you two make out every time I turn around."
"Ah, come on Elizabeth," says Spike. "Are you jealous?"
"I most certainly am not," replies Elizabeth.
"I hope not," says Xander standing next to Elizabeth. "Cause I'm kind of jealous of them. Well, it's more like envy."
"Oh, Xander you can't get over me," says Buffy. "I know it's hard, but just get over it."
"Buffy it's not you," says Xander. He turns to Elizabeth. "It's the lack of us not making out like them."
"Oh, well. I could fix that," says Elizabeth reaching Xander's lips on her tip toes.
"I think I'm going to toss my cookies," jokes Spike.
"Hold those cookies," says Buffy. "Look at that."
"It's that Ms. Calendar?" ask Elizabeth.
"And Angel," says Xander. The four turn their heads to the side.
"Didn't they just meet?" ask Spike.
"He's fast," says Buffy. Elizabeth hits her sister. "Ouch. Why did you do that for?"
"What if he would of made a move on mom?" says Elizabeth.
"Well, he didn't," says Buffy rolling her eyes. Spike and Xander look at each other and nod their heads.
"So you any good at bowling?" ask Spike to Xander.
"I'm in a league," says Xander. "Buffy on the other hand is really bad. There was this one time she tired to throw the ball and her nails got stuck. She went sliding down the alley way."
"That would have been a sight to see," says Spike with a smile.
"Yeah, it was hilarious," says Xander.
"We should go bowling."
"We are not going bowling," says Buffy walking over to the boys and garbing Spike's hand. "And Xander. I'll kill you tomorrow." Buffy turns away and walks to class with Spike.
"She won't lay one finger on you," says Elizabeth. "I won't let her."
"Thanks," says Xander as he kisses her on the lips.
Meanwhile at the Summer's residence, Mrs. Summer's is washing some dishes when she hears someone open the front door. It could not be the girls because they don't get out of school till four and it's only three.
Joyce puts the dish that she wash in the sink and dries her hands. She begins to walk into the dinning room.
"Hello," says Joyce walking towards the door. She then turns and sees someone sitting on the sofa. "Giles." Joyce sighs and walks over to him. She sits on Giles' lap and he kisses her on the lips. "So what did she want?"
"Oh, it's our wedding gift," says Giles.
"I told her…"
"Yes she knows, but she really felt that we needed it now."
"What is it?"
"It's seven day cruise."
"She didn't."
"Yes. To Caribbean."
"I love your sister."
"Not more than me right."
"I love you more." Joyce kisses Giles. "The girls are going to be happy that you're home."
"I'm happy that I'm here with you."
"Um sire," says Andrew. Giles and Joyce look at Andrew who is at the door. "Where do you want these?" Andrew carried a bunch of shopping bags.
"Giles," says Joyce.
"I couldn't help it. The new brand came in and I have my way with the designer."
"I remember the first time you met him. He is cute. Too bad he's gay."
"Oh, I did get something for you," says Giles.
"Really. Well that's more like it."
"Andrew bring them upstairs."
"Right away sir," replies Andrew as he heads out to the car to get more bags. As he is heading to the side walk someone crashes into Andrew and the bags fall onto the floor.
"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry," says the girl in roller skates. She ties to helps with the bags, but then slips again with her roller-skates. Andrew drops the bags again and catches her before she hit's the floor. "Thanks." The two look into each others eyes. Dawn blushes as she balances herself back up.
"You're welcome," replies Andrew. He then starts to pick up the bags.
"You're new around here, right," says Dawn trying to make conversation. Andrew looks up at her with the bags in his arms.
"Yes," replies Andrew. "My name is Andrew."
"I'm Dawn," says Dawn.
By the side of the side walk Elizabeth, Xander, Buffy and Spike head into the house. They four of them see Andrew flirting with a young girl.
"That's funny," says Buffy as they reach the door. "I always thought Andrew was gay."
"Buffy," Elizabeth snaps at her.
"So did I," says Spike. Xander laughs then gets hit by Elizabeth.
"Hey, I didn't make the remark," says Xander. They enter the house and head into the living room.
"If Andrew's here than dad must be home," says Elizabeth. The four hear some laughing coming from upstairs.
"Must be upstairs," says Spike. "Getting it on." Buffy smacks Spike on the shoulder.
"Mom, dad," calls Buffy. The laugher cease and the two come down the stairs.
"Girls you're home," says Joyce with a smile.
"I've got presents," says Giles with a smile coming from behind Joyce.
"Yes," says Buffy. The others look at her. "What? I never got any presents from my dad."
"They're outside. Andrew's bringing them in," says Giles.
"That's going to take a while," says Buffy. The four head to the door and when they open it they all see Andrew lip locking with Dawn. "Boy, I thought we were bad." Spike gives Buffy a smirk. They head over to where Andrew left the bags.
Giles and Joyce stay inside and cuddle up on the sofa. She takes Giles' glasses off and looks into penetrating blue eyes. Giles kisses her on the lips and smiles. The girls come in with the guys carrying all the bags. Buffy and Elizabeth look at each other then at their parents. They then run over to the sofa and jump on it interrupting the mood that their parents had.
"Now that looks like a Kodak moment," says Xander walking into the living room.
"Oh, there's camera in that drawer over there," says Buffy. "Take a picture of us."
Buffy and Elizabeth sit between their parents. Buffy next to her mom and Elizabeth next to her dad.
"Smile everyone," says Xander as he takes the picture.
A couple of months later the Giles family had a new edition to their family. A little brother.
The End.