Some Odd tales.
Disclaimer: okay, like I said before, Im NOT going to repeat myself (why? Becuz im too lazy P)
This chapter is dedicated to Tomiko-chan and Silver Sky Magcian as my first reviewers!
And there WILL be originally couples this time...if I use them, that is...
I make it up as I go along #
Okay, sorry, this one has D•N•Angel in it also.
Brief summary of DNA:
Diasuke Niwa (who is a small bit like Shinichi), has a condition to turn into Phantom Thief Dark(a lot like Kaitou Kid),. His pet, Wiz, can morph into many things, such as Diasuke, Dark,his other form, that he uses when he assists Dark. Diasuke turns into him when he gets too excited, or when he thinks about his feelings towards Risa. In the beginning, He liked Risa, but after she rejected him, he fell for her older sister, Riku(a little like Ran). Satoshi, a blonde detective(hmmm 'seemingly' like Hakuba)
Is a mastermind behind the police force trying to catch him. If it weren't for him, Dark's Heists would be simple. Also, Diasuke's best friend Takeshi, is a wanna-be reporter, and is the son of an unsuccessful Inspector, who is a reporter and cop, and wishes for Dark to be caught.(a lot like Aoko except it's a boy.) Satoshi knows his Identity.
Uh...
Chapter...#counts on fingers# 3!
Um... Its called...uh(im seriously thinking at this) #w00t! Go improv(?)!#
OKAY!... /
Myeh... this is tuff.
Okay chapter 3:
Its not my job!(Crossover of DN angel and DC)
(A/N: this is completely random)
"Kusoooo..." Shinichi sweatdropped.
"Raaaaaannnn...Can I borrow your homework?... I didn't finish mine..."
Ran glared. "No."
Shinichi sighed.
Shinichi was tired. He had stayed up all last night on a bunch of tough cases.
He suddenly thoughthe heard a bell ring.. 'EH? Schools out already?', He though to himself.
Shinichi blankly stood up and gathered his things, unaware that Ran was staring at him.
He walked out of the room. Ran felt a bead of sweat drop down her neck.
'Oh not again...'
Shinichi walked out the school doors of Teitan High. Kids watched in envy as he carelessly walked out.
"ZZzzzz..." 'Mmmyeeessss...schools over...'
That's when he crashed into Kuroba Kaito.
As a matter of fact, Kaito was staring blankly too...
After bumping into each other. They grunted and looked at each other.
"School end early for you too?"
"Yup."
Suddenly Diasuke from D•N•Angel ran up and turned into the Phantom Thief Dark.
Kaito and Shinichi stared.
Shinichi and Kuroba stared at him with bug eyes.
"Um...What?" Dark said...nervously.
Shinichi and Kaito still stared at him. "We recall the summary from D•N•Angel•," Said Shinichi. "It says Daisuke turns into Dark when he sees or is with the one he loves."
Dark started sweating.. "Uh...uhm...What are you talking about?"
"Nevermind. just get on with the point."
"Very well then." said Dark. "Muahahahah! KID is no match for the famous thief Dark!"
His pet, Wiz, turned into Dark's wings.
He flew up...well you could say it was very high.
Unfortunately for him, It started to rain, and Wiz HATES water...
"Kyuuuuuu!" said Wiz.
'Oh crap' Dark sighed. This wasn't going to end 'Happy'.
Dark fell.
He landed on the pavement, and was dead. Wiz drowned In the rain. Aoko appeared with a mop.
'This isn't going to go well' Kaito started sweating.
"KAAAIIITOOO!"
She ran up to him but fell over Dark.
Aoko suddenly died of a concussion somehow.
Shinichi was smart and tried to play it safe by fleeing like a little girl, only finding himself easily distracted by Kaito when he said,"Always the cool one, eh? What a load of crap."
Shinichi stared blankly. "Eh?"
A large building suddenly swooped from the sky, missing Shinichi by an inch, causing him to lose balance and plant his left foot onto a pink bicycle, which magically towed him to Tropical Land near to shady purple guys who were dealing with illegal business involving gun smuggling, which in effect made the long red-haired man named Ginji, who was currently about to die and come back as a penguin-sorry, wrong story- Anyway, so Ginji sweatdropped and held out a 'deadly' pill which somehow fell into Shinichi's mouth while he was hurtling towards them on a pink bike, and the speed he was going was so fast that the air pressure pushed it automatically down his throat causing him to shrink and choke at the same time, which is good...I guess.
The last words Kaito heard from an oh-so young voice from oh-so far away was an oh-so familiar phrase:
"GODDDDDAAAAMMMIITTTttttttt...NOT AGAaaaaaiiiinnnn-...!" Which was soon followed by a loud crash indicating that the girly bike Shinichi was stuck to had plunged through a steel fence and off a cliff. A yell that said "I'M COMING KUDO," indicated that a detective that tried way to hard jumped after him.
Kaito sighed and walked over to Dark and Aoko's body.
"Well, I'd better make it look like a robbery..."
Jii suddenly appeared. "But young master!"
"Geez, Its not like there are any more decent detectives around here!"
"But sir! Bleeaaaaagh!" said Jii, currently dying of a heart attack, while Kogoro stumbled down to the crime scene of death and died of a hangover.
Kuroba fled the country leaving a note from KID. Hakuba knew Kaito was the cause of all of this and sent policemen to investigate the scene. Unfortunately, they found out they were in front of the building near a certain tree from the first movie where a bomb was planted and it blew up, killing Hakuba and all of the well known officers, along with Megure, all because Conan was dead and didn't take the bomb off the cliff with him when he fell because he got the message on his phne after he died...
...How selfish of him!
A/N: Well thank you for the review(s)!
Thank you Tomikochan and Silver Sky magician!
I don't know why I dedicated this really warped story to you...
I guess I couldn't think of anything. #.
FORGIVE ME!
Answer to your review:
Silver Sky magician: Um,Ran was..#.Sorry to anyone that likes AixConan, but Ai and Conan aren't a good couple. As KIDS they are, but as adults, no.
Sorry!
Thank you for reading! Well, this story turned out different then planned. hm.