Me: I'm like bouncing off da walls right now so…..Funny time:P
VampGirl: You need a hobby.
CJ: Is your main goal in life to make people go to hell?
Me: Nope! Heaven! I'm going to hell so I tell my enemies to go to heaven!
CJ: Umm….
VampGirl: She has a point. All the hot guys go to hell.
Me: On a different note, sing little singing alien named Fred!
Fred: Why are you trying to make fun of me?
You think it's funny? What the fuck you think it's doing to me?
You take your turn lashing out at me
I want you crying when you're bloody down in front of me
All of my hate cannot be bound
I will not be drowned by your thoughtless scheming
So you can try to tear me down
Beat me to the ground
I will see you screaming
(Thoughtless-Evanescence)
Disclaimer: Ho hum, I wish I had some rum! I don't own anything but my killer squirrels! Isn't that right my killer squirrel leader, Fluffy?
Saying Of The Day: Save the trees! Wipe your ass on an owl!
Harry: Another fine day at Hogwarts. Where is Hermione? She wasn't on the train.
Ron: I know. I'm getting worried…
Hermione: (walks in with D cup boobs) Hi! Sorry I was late! Traffic was a bitch!
Ron Harry: (drooling) Damn….
Hermione: You might want to wipe your chin. Or at least get a bucket.
Ron Harry: (Sitting in a pool of drool)
Hermione: Anyways, I found a spell that would be fun! It can make you invisible to whoever you don't want to be seen by!
Ron: Really?
Harry: Why don't you show us. (Raises his eyebrows suggestively)
Ron: I saw her first!
Hermione: Lets take out our wands. Okay say it with me; Invisio Magius!
Ron Harry: (Staring at Hermione's boobs) What was that?
Hermione: Invisio Magius!
Ron: So you want to have dinner with me 'Mione?
Hermione: We need to concentrate! Death Eaters could attack at any moment!
Random group of Death Eaters: Haha! We will kill Potter for our master! (turn to see Hermione) Damn…
Harry: She's mine! I mean you can't defeat me! (Jumps out dramatically, waving his wand)
Ron: She's mine dammit! I mean we won't let you kill Harry! I intend to fight him to the death over our true love!
Hermione: (Jumping up and down) Say the spell I taught you, Harry!
All guys: (Staring at Hermione's bouncing chest) Damn….
Hermione: Focus! Harry say the spell!
Harry: Yeah… What was it?
Hermione: Forget it! Curse them or do something!
Harry: Okay! (Jumps Hermione)
Ron: Hey!
Hermione: Get off me and attack the Death Eaters!
Harry: Right! Action later!
Ron: Run Hermione! I'll protect you!
Death Eater: (To Hermione) So…Ever consider a side change?
Hermione: Never! I won't hurt my friends and innocent people!
Death Eater: You could hurt me! (winks at Hermione)
Harry: Hands off my woman! I mean my friend! (shifty eyes)
Ron: I say we call Dumbledore! He can help us!
Dumbledore: I was called? (Sees Hermione) Damn….
Hermione: Professor! There are Death Eaters!
Dumbledore: Mmhmm. So…Ever consider dating older men?
Hermione: Well…No.
Dumbledore: Would you?
Harry: Back off! She's mine old man!
Dumbledore: You know about all those rules that were broken and those times I covered up for you, I can make all the bad things come back…
Harry: (gulps) She's yours!
Hermione: Back to business! Call the order for help!
Lupin, Moody Hagrid: We were called? (See Hermione) Damn….
Hagrid: Ever dated a half giant?
Hermione: Why does everyone ask me about my love life? I'm only 16!
Moody: Your point? Almost an adult. You know I'm free Friday night…
Death Eaters: She's ours! We'll sick our master on you!
Voldemort: You called? (Bumps in Hermione) Sorry…Damn….
Hermione: Why does everyone keep saying that?
Ron: Run before someone starts jumping you!
Hermione: What are you talking about?
Random people: HERMIONE! (Jump on Hermione)
Harry: NO! I must save my love!
Ron: Go find Cho then! I'm coming Hermione!
Hermione: Ok! Everyone leave now!
Everyone except Ron Harry: Oh…No fair!
Hermione: There's the door.
Ron: You did it! You saved us! Can we have a dramatic love scene now?
Harry: No! I know we are meant to be! Choose me Hermione!
Hermione: You boys are getting stranger by the day! I'm going to go take a shower and get ready for bed. I'll see you in the morning! (Walks away)
Ron: So Harry…Should we?
Harry: You know that handy invisibility charm just popped into my head… INVISIO MAGIUS!
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Me: That was perverted but oh well! The idea is partially SNL's But I created this story so :P!
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