DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Simpsons, I do not own any of the characters in the show and I do not own any of the locations mentioned in the show etc. (Although I really wish that I did…)

Cartoonfan88: Welcome one and all to my latest fanfiction project!

DarthHomer: Another project? Don't you get tired of all this writing?
Cartoonfan88: Nope! And besides, this project I've been working on for ages, and one I've been looking forward to writing for ages….

DarthHomer: Well, is there anything that I need to know?
Cartoonfan88: Well, you need to have seen the Simpsons episode "Treehouse of Horror X" to know what I'm writing about…and other than that….nothing else really…

DarthHomer: Sweet…..

Cartoonfan88: Well, get ready cause it starts now!

The Chronicles of Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl

A Simpsons Fanfiction Story by Cartoonfan88

PART 1: Birth

1. Prelude

Springfield was a town that you could describe as normal enough, it had it's nuances like every other city in the world, but one of the nuances that makes Springfield more unique than say, London or Paris, is the unusual perpetrators of crimes that inhabited the city. Ever since the transformation of Bart and Lisa Simpson into the super powered Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl, inhabitants without super powers (those with far too much time on their hands) have decided to wreak all kinds of chaos on the city, only to be beaten by Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl.

At least once a week since their 'creation' Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl had trounced evil after evil, all of them almost the same as one another. However though, this weeks evil obviously took notice of all the mistakes their 'colleagues' made, and it all began with a phrase known well to both police officers and super heroes…

"A Hostage Situation?" said both Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl at the same time, they were both standing outside a building near the centre of Springfield, police cars surrounded the front of the building and police officers took cover behind their cars, in case one of the Captors began to fire on them..

"That's what we found out" replied Chief Wiggum. "We received a phone call earlier from the captors saying that if their demands aren't met within 5 hours, they would execute each and every person in the building." "And their demands are?" asked Stretch Dude, "Permanent Immunity from the Police and access to all banks, firearms and transport, the latter two all for free" replied Wiggum.

"So essentially, this is where we come in?" said Clobber Girl. Wiggum nodded "We've managed to keep the captors at bay, all you need to do is find a way inside the building and prevent the hostages from being executed." As Wiggum finished his sentence, the duo were off in search of a entry to the building.

As they searched for a alternative entry into the building, both Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl came to the realization that something was eerily wrong. Wiggum never explained how long they had to clear the building, and there was something about him that just did seem like normal, they didn't bring this up to one another, but concluded that Wiggum maybe was beginning to show signs of some increased intelligence.

They had found a way into the building through the garage, which was unguarded, which to the duo, was a amateurish mistake. They made their way to the lobby, which to their surprise, was where the captors were keeping the hostages, and all the movies they had seen relating to hostages and their captors had come alive in mere seconds.

Before charging in to battle, the duo surveyed their surroundings. Firstly, the captors did look the part, and were carrying weapons, looking like Handguns, which to them felt weird. Secondly, the hostages were blindfolded and tied up, as expected, but was unexpected was that their legs weren't tied up, they could've tried to make a break for it. And thirdly, they noticed the amount of people in the lobby, in total, 12 hostages and 6 captors, leaving a equal number for the duo to both rescue and take out.

Then the most peculiar thing happened, one of the captors noticed our heroes, but instead of alerting his colleagues, he alerted a couple of other captors, and together, the trio turned their guns on the other unsuspecting captors, and shot them. Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl were shocked of this act, they had seen blood before, but they had never seen a full, uncensored head shot, in all it's gory glory…before the remaining captors began to turn their guns on our heroes!

At the point, Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl had already planned out a strategy to take them out, but the recent turn of events turned their strategy into a mindless free-for all. They charged at the captors, and took two of them out with ease. The last one was scared…real scared, he began to make a run towards the exit of the building, when suddenly, a gunshot was heard and the runner dropped instantly.

The duo quickly got over their shock, and turned to free the hostages, but they as they turned around, they were gone! The duo also noticed that three of the captors was remaining on the floor, while the other three were gone. Confused completely for the first time, they turned to leave the building, to tell the police of the preceding events.

Meanwhile though, a figure had been watching this turn of events, and pulled out a mobile phone and spoke into it "They have passed the first test……"

DarthHomer: Wow…that was pretty interesting…even though there was a major lack in dialogue. Why did you write "Part 1" at the start anyway?
Cartoonfan88: Simple, the story is in two parts, and the events in both parts, significant or not, will link up with one another.

DarthHomer: You aren't going to make this like a Matrix story are you?
Cartoonfan88: Nope, I just want to make a Dark superhero story….READ AND REVIEW!