Cartoonfan88: Well, it's been a while, but now, the long awaited next chapter of the Chronicles of Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl!

DarthHomer: What took you so long anyway?

Cartoonfan88: Well, I hadn't received any reviews for a while, but when I got a new one, I got so inspired, that I thought I'd might as well start up again! Any problem with that?

DarthHomer: No problem, just start the fic!

Cartoonfan88: Will Do!


The Chronicles Of Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl

A Simpsons Fanfic By Cartoonfan88

6. A Sheep In Wolves Clothing

The trio who had attacked Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl looked pleased that they had received some positive comment on their work, something which would've brought a tear to any supervillians eye, the near-defeat of one of the most powerful super duos ever to be formed.

"So, does that mean you've come back then?" asked Emiliana. Alastor smirked, getting out of his fighting pose. "Actually Toros, what I was about to say before you interrupted me was that master would've been pleased that his most useless lackeys actually managed to get the impossible done".

Emiliana looked angry, but she wasn't offended. "Speaking of which, they're still breathing, so I think that I might take them" said Alastor. "There of more use to me than to you anyway" he continued. Emiliana laughed "Sorry, but haven't you heard the saying, First Come, First Served? We got here first, we did the work, and now, these two will be heading with us".

Alastor raised a eyebrow. "Oh? Is that so then. Well, I actually did get here before you, I was just in hiding. True, you did take out Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl, but while you were pre-occupied, I actually managed to take out every single guard that you brought along, meaning that theres no backup. Just little 'ol me, you, and the two mutes over here".

Emiliana again, looked angry. "So what, they were just minor losses anyway, even you should know that those soldiers were faceless, mindless drones, willing to die for some useless and utterly pointless cause." Alastor smirked again, and said "Seeing as we both have something to gain and something to gain here, I have a proposition for you". Emiliana looked interested.

"I say that me and you fight for who has possession over the two kids, and just to make it more interesting, lets make it hand to hand only, no weapons and no powers" said Alastor. Emiliana still looked interested, and asked "How can I be sure that you won't use your weapons?"

"Simple" Alastor replied, as he proceeded to remove his Sword and Guns. "Just don't use your powers, and I won't be forced to use my weapons, then again, you do know how your power is useless against me anyway". Emiliana considered it, then said "Accepted, defeating is something that I've always wanted."

Alastor smiled "Also, I want those two not to interfere", pointing to Mimic and Octo. "If at any point, they so much as give you any help whatsoever, I will use the weapons, understood?" he said. Emiliana nodded, getting into a fighting pose. "Guess it's on then" Alastor muttered, getting into a fighting pose.

The two stared at each other intently; their stares locked at each others, as if their stares were already a epic battle, preceding the physical confrontation. It was Emiliana who made the first move, charging towards Alastor with a force mimicking her nickname. Alastor didn't move at all, instead waiting until just before she made contact with him, then pulling off a punch to her midsection, sending her to the floor cringing.

"Get up Toros, You can do better than that!" yelled Alastor. She knew that, and she got up, and as she did, attacked him with a kick to the head, the kick connected, and Alastor stumbled, leaving him open for a attack. Emiliana took the opportunity, and ran towards him to land a series of punches at him. She managed to land one punch, but Alastor immediately countered it by weaving out of the way, and kicking her in the back of the knee-cap. Using the time carefully, he managed to put her in a headlock.

"Wow Emiliana, and here I was thinking that you had some strength" quipped Alastor. "Oh yeah? Now's the part where it shows!" yelled Emiliana, and elbowed Alastor in the stomach, and while he was reeling back from the damage, Emiliana began another series of powerful punches. Unlike the last time, Alastor couldn't counter it, and took a lot of damage; Emiliana ended the combo with a kick to Alastors chin, knocking him down.

Emiliana then began to attack him on the floor, but Alastor managed to kick her head, and got back up very quickly. "Not bad girl" Alastor quipped, "You'll find I'm full of surprises" Emiliana quipped. Alastor charged at Emiliana, Emiliana getting ready to intercept the charge. Instead of running at her, Alastor slid under Emiliana's legs, grabbed her from behind, and slammed her to the ground.

Emiliana got back up again, and smirked "That was a good move, I'm impressed". Alastor smiled "You'll find I'm full of surprises" mimicking her words. Alastor tried again charging at her, but this time, she stopped him and slammed him to the ground. She then got on top of Alastor and started punching his face. She got in a few good punches before Alastor reversed the situation, and again, got in a few good punches. Emiliana broke out of the situation and readied herself again.

At this point, Alastor had been bleeding slightly, but Emiliana was bleeding just a little bit more. Alastor took some pleasure in this "The good thing about you bleeding, is not only does it show that I'm beating you, it makes looking at you a lot a lot easier on the poor old eyes!" he quipped. Emiliana lost it that remark, and ran at Alastor, spear-tackling him. As she was on top of him, Alastor noticed Emilianas eyes changing color, he knew all too well what she was trying to do, and punched the side of her head, knocking her off him.

"If you wanted to die so badly, why didn't you ask?" Alastor said, making a run for the sword and guns. Emiliana was still on the ground, so she couldn't stop him. Octo noticed him running, and began to stop him from getting a hold of the weapons. Octo began to attack him using his extra appendages, but for some reason, none of the attacks made a scratch on Alastor, he stopped Octo with a massive punch to his gut, taking Octo out of action. He then kicked Mimic's head, just in case she would try and stop him too, this too, took him out of action. He got his weapons back, and made his way towards Emiliana.

As he made his way towards her, he noticed that she on her hands and kness, struggling to get up, and was bleeding a lot more than last he noticed. Alastor took pleasure in this sight. "Sorry, but I believe I'll be taking the kids with me now" he said. She managed to look up at him in disgust, "You mother…", as soon as he heard this, he kicked her in nose, and sent her flying back towards Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl.

Alastor went to them, picked them up, and looked at Emiliana one more time. This time, there was a lot more blood on her face. "Try explaining this one to Lansing…" he remarked, and left the warehouse….


DarthHomer: This has been one pretty bloody chapter.

Cartoonfan88: And Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl haven't spoken once in this chapter.

DarthHomer: Yeah, but why with all the blood?

Cartoonfan88: I used it as a way of coming back to fanfic writing! And speaking of which, READ AND REVIEW!