Chapter 4

I accidentally forgot to put in that Draco had gotten changed after he took a shower- so now I've fixed it!!! yay! Ok, enjoy!

Draco woke up that morning and took a shower. He hadn't done so since he left from the future. (Ew!) He got out of the tub with nothing but a towel to cover him and he exited the bathroom only to find Bellatrix sitting on his bed.

"Hello, Richard, dear. Enjoy your bath?" She was grinning with delight of getting to see him with nothing but a towel on. He had a six-pack as she had expected and his hair was combed back the way Lucius usually had it.

"Uh... yeah, actually, it was nice," said Draco. He looked at her; she seemed different today then she had yesterday. What was it?

"Is something wrong?" She raised an eyebrow. He shook his head.

"Did you do something to your hair?" he asked. She flipped her long black hair over her shoulder and smiled.

"I thought you'd notice. I straightened it, do you like?" He nodded. But there was definitely something else. What was it? Oh, that's it. Bellatrix was wearing makeup on her eyes and lips, and she had on a tight, blood red sleeveless top along with a black mini skirt.

"You look sexy," he said. Bella grinned mischievously. She walked over to him and gave him a back rub. His muscles loosened and he became more relaxed as she did this. He almost dropped his towel.

Draco went into the bathroom and changed quickly, then came back out.

"Do you have any plans today?" she asked him. It was a Saturday. (a/n: I'm really not keeping track of days, here)

"Not yet," he turned around and stared into her deep black eyes. Eyes that were like two bottomless pits, never ending; a gaze that would go on forever and ever. His gaze traveled down to where her lips were. Irresistible, blood red lips, waiting to be kissed. He took Bella in his arms and planted a kiss on those lips and she eagerly returned it. Draco had never before kissed a girl. It was not that he was too nervous, but that it was never the right moment. And now was the perfect moment for passion. The sound of Draco's roommate clearing his throat interrupted their perfect moment, and Draco blushed a deep shade of red.

"Please take it somewhere else," said the boy. Draco took Bellatrix by the hands and led her into the common room. She seemed pleased to have an audience as they kissed once more, this time with much more chemistry between them.

"Looks like Trixie's got herself a new boyfriend," Narcissa commented. Lucius nodded, unable to take his eyes off Bella and Draco. Everyone else in the room seemed to also be in a trance, watching as the couple kissed fervently.

Draco and Bellatrix did not stop making out that entire morning. In fact, they let all of Hogwarts know that they were an 'item' during breakfast in the Great Hall.

"Wow, that new kid really has it going for him," said Peter at the Gryffindor table. James nodded in agreement.

"I wish I were that lucky. I must know his secret!"

"The secret, mate, is that my cousin's a whore," Sirius objected.

"She's hot, though," said Remus.

"It's a gene in the Black family," Sirius explained.

"Excuse me, are you going to eat those?" Andromeda Black reached over the table with her fork and grabbed a pancake off of Sirius' plate.

"Much like manners," he said.

"I think Andromeda's kind of hot, too," said Peter. Sirius looked at him in awe.

"Really? You want me to hook you up with her?" Peter shook his head.

"No way, man! I can't go out with her!"

"Oy, Andy! Pete here thinks you're pretty cute. Wanna go out with him tonight?" asked Sirius.

"Sure, why not?" said Andy. Andromeda was the type of girl who would do anything. She was bold, one of the reasons why she was sorted into Gryffindor and not Slytherin.

"Meet him at the library at 7!" Sirius said. Andy nodded and finished eating her pancakes.

"Don't be nervous, Pete. I think it's good you have a date," said James.

"Yeah, it's great. I've just... never been on one before. What do I do?" James and Sirius exchanged glances.

"Just leave that to us," they said, both smiling deviously.

After breakfast, Draco met with Andromeda to tell her the news.

"I already know, Rich. You two made quite a scene during breakfast," she said.

"Oh. I guess we did," he said.

"So what's on your mind?"

"James Potter. I, er, know for a fact that he and Lily are going to hook up in the near future. Please don't ask me how. I want your help to break them up before they're even together. Do you think you can do this?" Draco pleaded.

"Well... I guess I could. What makes you so sure they're gonna wind up together?" she asked.

"I told you not to ask. But- with your knowledge about the two of them, and my people skills, I think we can pull this off. What do you say?" Andromeda studied him for a moment, unsure of what to do. She figured it would be interesting to get two people who hated each other with a passion to hate each other even more, but was it worth it?

"What's in it for me?" she asked.

"Whatever you want, my dear," said Draco.

"Well, I'll get back to you on what I want, but in the meantime, I think I will help you. Now, to get to business, the first thing you'll need is to make James think Lily has a crush on him. That'll make him either back off, or try to win her over even harder. If he backs off, we're victorious, and you've nothing to worry about. If he tries harder to get her, then most likely he'll push her a little too far off the edge, and that'll be the end of those two. But there's another outcome of him trying too hard. That's what you absolutely do not want to happen. She might become attracted to him and they might fall in love," Andromeda explained.

"Wow, you're good," Draco remarked.

"I try," said Andy.

"I think I can handle that much," he said.

"Oh, I've figured out what I want in return now," Andromeda said excitedly.

"Yes?"

"I have a date tonight with Peter Pettigrew. I've liked him for a while, and he's extremely shy, so I want to bring out the man in him. I know it's in him somewhere," said Andy. Peter Pettigrew. Draco knew that name from somewhere. Ah yes, he was a puny, cowardly little death eater who wasn't loyal to the Dark Lord at all.

"I'll see what I can do. You need to improve your people skills first, Andromeda. You're gonna have to take lessons from me. First, thought, take a good look at your sisters. If you dress and act like that, you'll be able to seduce Peter," said Draco.

"I don't want to be in any way like my sisters," Andy complained.

"Well, at least try dressing like them. Then, go talk to Peter. Well, I guess you'll see him tonight, so talk to him then. Tell him how much you like him, and that you want him to screw you," said Draco.

"Excuse me?!" Andy wasn't expecting that, "Is that what my sister says to you?"

"No, well, not yet, but if you really like this guy-"

"I don't want him to...screw... me. Not now, at least. Maybe in a few years, or something. I'm not exactly experienced with, er, sex," she said.

"Of course not. You're only a 4th year, right? Peter's two years older than you. He should be way more experienced... although I doubt it."

"Well, I guess I can try to find something in my closet a little more... seductive. But I'm still not sure what to say to get him to really like me," she said.

"It'll come to you naturally," Draco assured her.

"Well, thanks, Rich." She left for the Gryffindor common rooms.

Draco went back to the Slytherin common room and took out a notebook and a quill. On it he began to write:

I Love James Potter

Mrs. James Potter

James ::with a little heart around it::

"Wow, Rich, I didn't know you felt that way towards another man," Bellatrix giggled. She had been staring over his shoulder and reading what he had written.

"Bella! No, it's not what you're thinking, believe me," he said.

"Then what the fuck is it?"

"It's not for me, it's for Lily Evans. I'm trying to get James Potter to think Lily likes him," said Draco.

"Oh. Will that work?" asked Bella.

"If he thinks this is Lily's notebook."

Draco wrote Lily's name on the cover of the book.

"There," he said, "now to deliver this to Potter." He headed out to the Gryffindor common room, casually bumping into Andromeda on the way.

"Andy, nice to see you. How's everything going?"

"Good. You?"

"Take a look at his," he showed her the notebook.

"Good, only Lily dots her i's with hearts," Andy said, while fixing the handwriting.

"Thanks. Hey, would you mind letting me in the Gryffindor common room?" he asked.

"No need to. I'll just tell you the password. Leo cervix."

"Uh, thanks. I'll see you later," he waved and made his way to the portrait hole.

"Who's the-ere?" asked the Fat Lady in her sing-song voice.

"Uh. Er, l-leo cervix?" said Draco, nervous he wouldn't get in.

"Come on in," the Fat Lady said as the portrait swung open to reveal a hole in the wall. Draco stepped through. In the common room he spotted James and his friends right away, and Lily Evans was nowhere to be seen.

"James, mate, what's up," said Draco casually.

"Rich. How'd you get in?"

"Your friend Andromeda let me in. Anyway, look what she showed me. This is Lily Evans's notebook," said Draco, handing the book over to James.

"Whoa! Did she really write this about me?" asked James.

"That's what Andy said. Apparently your crush has a crush on you," said Draco.

"But Lily can't like me! She hates me! I love it when she gets mad at me! What am I gonna do now?" Draco smiled. So far, so good.

"You can go snog her," said Sirius.

"Huh? No, I can't! That's what she'll want me to do!"

"Listen, James, just forget about Lily. She's obviously just another one of your fan girls, now. Anyway, I gotta go," said Draco.

"Sure. Thanks for showing me this, Rich." Draco waved goodbye and left the room. If all went well, Harry Potter would no longer exist.

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Mina a.k.a. fullmoon-insanity!