The Culinary Arts

Chapter Two

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Inu, just as no one else does except Takahashi-chan.: P

Note: I am SOOOO SOOOO SOOOO sorry this is so late!!!! I've been busy with schoolwork and….been a little lazy. :someone in cround throws tomato: Okay, maybe more than a little… ;

Well, ENJOY!

InuYasha- :sigh: Where did that Kagome get to?

Miroku- :pops up out of nowhere:

InuYasha- AHH!! :falls down:

Miroku- She appears to be very angry with you, InuYasha.

Sango- :pops up out of nowhere:

InuYasha- :falls down: How are you doing that?!

Miroku and Sango- . We don't know….

InuYasha- That's great… Hey, where is Kagome, anyway? I thought I should apologize.

Sango and Miroku- :burst out in laughter: YOU?!?! APOLIGIZE?!?!

InuYasha- Hey, I don't want her to stay angry at me forever!

Miroku- :whispers to Sango: Ah, young love…

Sango- :starts giggling:

Inuyasha- Well, where did she go?

Sango- :still giggling: She went that way. :points North-East:

Inuyasha- :goes North instead:

Sango- :swatdrop: :still giggling:

-----------------Ten Minutes Later------------------

InuYasha- Where did she-- :Looks up in sky to see a giant feather flying towards him: Oh boy… what does she want?

Kagura- :lands: At last, I found you! :evil grin:

InuYasha- What was that smirk about?

Kagura- Your worst nightmare…

InuYasha- What's a nightma—

Kagura- I CALL UPON THE POWER OF FROSTING!!!

InuYasha- What the hel-- :InuYasha's hair turns into a giant mass of white frosting:

Kagura- AND TIME FOR THIS SOUFLÉ TO RISE!!

InuYasha- :is now gigantic:

Kagura- Oh $#!, not one of my brighter moves…

InuYasha- What the hell is this about? Heeeeeeeey…. :lifts his now giant foot, ready to stomp on Kagura:

Kagura- AHHHH!!!!!!! PLEASE STOP I'LL GIVE YOU GIANT SIZED RAMEN!!!

InuYasha- Hmm… You got a deal! Get me ramen and I won't squish you.

Kagura- Phew… :jumps on her giant feather and disappears:

InuYasha- How the hell does everyone keep appearing and disappearing out of nowhere? HEEEEY!!!!! She owes me ramen!

----------------End of Chapter Two--------------

Once again, I am SOOOO sorry for being…Yes, lazy, okay?

Thank you for reading this!

Thanks for my friend Kim for giving me the idea of turning my dream into this fanfic!

And thanks for Ms. Takahashi for bringing us the anime we all know and love!

NOTE- This did NOT all happen in my dream. I just added in stuff because without it, this Fanfic would make NO sense and be SOOOOO short. But still incredibly funny!

Until next time,

Ja ne!

-katgirlofthemoon