Eriste: yeah, yeah, I know, hurry up, get to the story, sheesh, keep ur pants on!

Dusk: yes please, no nudity except for the characters in the story, I'm engaged now! displays ring ooo!

Eriste: rolls eyes yes they know we're engaged to the most wonderfullest guy in the world, but I'm not sure they care so we should get on with the story.

Dusk: lightbulb ya know what! We should do a purely author's comment page one day in the near future!

Eriste: hmm, Dusk baby, ya may have something evil in the sweet lil body of urs after all! There's hope for you yet!

Dusk: hey, I resent that!

Eriste: and our fans prolly resent the fact that we're still blabbing on instead of doing the story. So….on with the story!!!

Disclaimer: if my name was Rumiko Takahashi, then I would own Inuyasha & Co. but sadly, my name isn't Rumiko Takahashi, so I don't own Inuyasha & Co. sigh some people have all the luck!

Chapter 9

RECAP

What the two lovers didn't realize is that their two friends had overheard their plotting session and knew what was coming. They had a little surprise of their own up their sleeves.

END RECAP

Miroku waved Kagome over to the bushes on the other side of the couple plotting who hadn't yet realized that their plot had been overheard by the ones being plotted against. Kagome nodded, recalling her role in their own little plot.

Okay, let's see, I'm supposed to grab Sango and sit Inuyasha so Miroku can drag him into the water and then I toss Sango in the water after the boys. This is gonna be so fun!

Miroku gave the signal, they burst through the shrubs, Kagome shouted "Sit boy!" Inuyasha was splatted as usual, Miroku grabbed him and tossed him into the water, Kagome tossed Sango after him and then fell down laughing at the now spluttering and splashing duo who had their plans shoved back into their faces. (a/n: I could so do a totally weird twist and make this a crossover but I won't be that cruel…just thought I'd share that tidbit!)
"Kagome! What do you think you are doing? Why did you sit me when I did nothing wrong, wench?" "Wench? WENCH?! How dare you get pissed at me when you were the one plotting in the first place! All Miroku and I…" "Kagome, dearest, maybe you should not speak any further." Miroku interrupted.

"Yeah, Kagome, listen to him and shut up!" "SIT BOY!" "ARG!"

"Houshi-sama, tell us why you and Kagome threw Inuyasha and I into the hot springs."

"We overheard you two plotting against us so we planned a small practical joke of our own." Miroku explained to the dripping, nude Sango.

"Miroku, if you ever hush me again, I will…I will…be so mad at you! Yeah, I'll be mad at you and you don't want that, trust me." Kagome scolded the kawaii monk.

"Yeah Miroku, 'cuz Kagome's wrath is soo scary." Inuyasha retorted sarcastically.

"Sit boy." Kagome said almost casually. Inuyasha fell onto the ground, barely missing a spiny bush with his most tender parts. Kagome glared at him, trying to keep up her annoyance but it's hard to do so when there a naked, splatted Inuyasha on the ground, and a naked, hysterically laughing Miroku on the ground.

As the boys recovered, they realized how good a view they had on the ground and started staring at the girls intensely. Kagome and Sango stopped giggling and started squirming under the close inspections they were placed under by the boys.

"Oh, get up already. The staring is kinda creepy. Up. Now!" Kagome commanded, still uncomfortable and suddenly realizing that she's still naked, she shrieks, "YOU CHIBI HENTAI BAKA ONI BISHOUNEN!"

(a/n: heh, sorry, I found my Japanese vocab. File…)

Inuyasha: "Chibi?" glances down

Miroku: "Baka oni? I thought I was a monk and that dog boy was a demon…"

Kagome: "Shut up, both of you!"

Inuyasha: "Ya know, Kagome, you turn such a interesting shade of red when you are embarrassed." At this statement, Kagome makes a rude signal. "Oh, but dear, we already did that." Kagome shrieks and runs into the water. Inuyasha and Miroku laugh as Sango trails after her, trying not to giggle.

Eriste: That's all for know.

Dusk: ya know, I just looked at the beginning of this chappie and was like whoa! We started this one awhile back!

Eriste: I think we own the loyal fans an apology!

Dusk: maybe an explanation…

Eriste: apology for now….

Dusk: okay…

Both: Sorry guys! We'll explain the delay later! Join us again soon for the next installment of…

UNEXPECTED FEELINGS!