Emily says: Well, as my forth Harry Potter fan fiction, I hope you like. ..and for those immature people on this site, please, if you have a problem with my story, I rather not here about it. I will only except the reviews trying to give me tips on how to improve my story.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, except for Josalynn. I only own her and this plot.
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'Greasy Ape'
Written and posted Thursday, November 3, 2004
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Sunday, April 20, 1977.
I watched them all as they made their way toward the Slytherin table, Sirius was fiddling with his wand as he and James discussed something.
"Lose all his hair.. Or grow more hair?" I heard Sirius
Grow more hair? Um.. I'm scared.
I can only think of one thing; Greasy ape.
Oh Goddess, no.
I kept watching until James nodded, they obviously agreed on something with Sirius.
"How long should it last?" Remus asked one of the two, and James answered.
"I believe at least 34 hours.." James replied.
"Ouch." Sirius laughed.
Peter starting laughing as Sirius was and I watched the idiot with my eyebrows raised.
Peter needs plastic surgery.
Seriously, the guy has like¼ no nose.. He's pulling a Micheal Jackson on me.
I sighed and looked back to Sirius and James who were now making Remus cast a spell on the exact place Snape sat every day.
I honestly don't see why they hate him so much. Sure, he is evil and wants to be a butt monkey of some murder, but we all have to see the good in people, right?
Oh well.
"Let's go." I heard James say to the rest of his 'group', and out of reflex I quickly ran down the hallway. I rather not get caught.
I raced down the hall, but I still had the troopers behind me and I felt as if I were in some horror film where some 4 year old clown kills me with scissors.
Well. This sucks.
I slid as I was making a turn, and fell on my stomach. May I say ouch?
I quickly got to my knees and crawled the rest of the way out of site which was really only about seven feet away, so I was lucky this time.
Then I had stood back up and kept running back to the Gryffindor Tower. Damnit. I'm a Ravenclaw. Why do these wannabe brave and all mighty lions do this to me?
I looked behind me to see shadows coming around the corner so I hid right behind a suit of armor.
My breathing had stopped, and no.. I'm not dead, though, it's nice that you care about your Joslaynn poo. Anyway, I was holding my breath, and closing my eyes, just praying to Merlin they wouldn't find me snooping in their business.
So..I figured I would see them by now, seeing as how I was peeking, opening my eyes just a tad, but I didn't put myself out in the open.
There was nothing.
I peeked my head out this time and looked around the hallway I was in.
There was nothing, not even the shadow of them leaving.
I smiled triumphantly and started to walk back toward the Ravenclaw common room, but my skirt was caught on the armor's armor.
I yanked at it, but it wouldn't budge and a look on my face showed how frustrated I was. I yanked it another time, but yet it wouldn't move until I stepped back abruptly , which freed my skirt from the armor, but not without leaving a huge rip in my skirt.
I growled as I kicked to armor in punishment.
Big mistake.
The suit of armor crashed down on me, making me fall to the ground.
"What the-" I heard from behind me, but to be honest, I thought it was me..
To bad my voice isn't all.. Manly.
"Damn it!" I moaned as I sat up.
"What are you doing, Lynn?" I heard a voice behind me ask and I looked up to see James standing above me.
"Bathroom break." I told him.
"Don't you have bathrooms in your dorm?" He asked with his eyebrows raised.
"No…….." I lied, but what was the use.. They could tell when I was lying, especially when the lie is.. stupid.
"Lynn, What were you /really/ doing?" Sirius asked me again,with frustration in his tone.
"Checking the calendar…" I grinned. I wasn't lying.
"Whatever Lynn, let's go." James told Sirius and they starting walking back, laughing at me.
I muttered something about 'retard assholes' when a hand appeared in front of me.
Trusty Remus.
I took it gratefully and pulled myself to my feet with his help.
"Umm… Thanks." I told him, scratching the back of my neck.
"It's fine." He smiled weakly and turned around to leave.
"Hey! Can.. Um.. I come too? I haven't really anyone to talk to in the Ravenclaw common room." I explained.
"Lynn, its.. 2'o'clock in the morning. We were going to go to bed when we get back.." Remus told me.
I sighed and gave him the most pitiful look I could muster up. "Please, Remus." I begged with my hands held together, as if a nice little school girl. "Just twenty minutes….."
"I don't know Lynn. I'm really tired." He complained.
"Pretty please.." I gave those sad eyes again with my little pout.
"Fine, Lynn." He laughed. Damn him. He laughed at me, but I smiled thankfully all the same and walked back to his common room all the same.
I win.
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I stepped into the Gryffindor common room, not tripping this time and looked around. Not much had changed and it felt nice to be back.
I smiled as I came to the couch and plopped down on it with joy.
"Having fun?" Remus asked me with his eyebrows raised.
"Best time of my life." I joked, a little sarcasm.. But.. Not the bad kind you are so used to from me.
He said down on the couch as well, but he was careful and chose so there would be a spot between us. Just because we're on a break, doesn't mean I have cooties again.
He sat closer to me when I turned his friends into dancing gurus.
I sighed. "What do you plan to do when you get out of Hogwarts?" I asked him, and he sighed in return.
"I don't know, but no doubt it will be hard for us." He responded.
"How so..?" I asked him.
"I'm a werewolf, Lynn.. It will be bloody hard keeping a job." He hissed.
"Well, so am I." I retorted but soon realized what I said and looked at him apologetic. I don't want to argue with him. I'm having enough troubles as it is. "Sorry." I muttered.
"I'm sorry too.." He sighed and looked down into his lap.
"I'm sure we can just lie.. Not tell them where we go every full moon.." I suggested.
"And what happens when they fire us from to many days taken off?" He asked her.
"We tell them we're a werewolf. I mean, we've already gotten the money.. We'll just have to apply to another job."
"And when the jobs are all taken up?"
"We work here." I said, triumphantly.
"Are you serious?" He asked me with his eyebrows raised again.
"Completely." I nodded as he laughed.
I'm not that funny, really.
Or was I?
Remus is a weirdo.
I looked back up to him. "We'll survive Remus.. We always do." I told him, giving off a serious part of myself that I rarely showed.
"You think?" He asked me, cocking his head.
"Oh, I know." I responded, cocking my head as well.
I looked into his eyes, How I missed those eyes.
Damn it.
I looked down to see the gap between me and Remus had some how closer and it looked as if we were going to snog. I backed up.
"Hey.. I should go.. Thanks Remus.." I smiled and kissed his cheek before leaving the common room.
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Ok, So.. I'm back up and ready to rumble. x3
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