Disclaimer: Nope, still don't own it. Everything belongs to J K Rowling. Nuff said.

"Come on Ron. Please?" Hermione begged, holding out the sheet of parchment.

"Do I have to?" Ron made a face.

"Of course you do. Look, Harry's done it. So has Neville. Parvati and Lavender have sort of done it. We need your input."

"Fine." Ron grabbed the parchment out of her hands and dipped the quill in ink. He first wrote his name, Ron Weasley, in a huge flourish that took up half the page. Hermione scowled, but smirked when he began writing.

Ron's Parchment

Alright, we've said that the fan fiction writers are bloody stupid. They have no point. A couple are alright. The ones with Hermione and Malfoy are hilarious (this prompting a slap on the back of the head from Hermione) alright, just kidding. Harry was put with almost everyone, and both of us were given huge muscles from Quidditch. And the Cannons rule. Why does everyone think I eat too much? Haha Hermione I finished the page.

"Who are you going to get next?" Harry asked as they walked on to Transfiguration.

"I don't know. I'd like to get as many different views as possible. Like a Slytherin. Malfoy, maybe. I just don't know how I'd convince him. . ." Hermione trailed off.

"That's easy." Ron laughed. "Just tell him your going to publish it with his name." Harry and Ron laughed. Hermione looked strangely thoughtful. "I wonder."

Malfoy's Parchment

Yes, Mudblood, I'm writing. You'd better publish my name on this. Like I'd ever go out with you or Potter or any Weasley. I don't swing that way. Pansy is cute, but dumb. Good at stuff, though. Flexible girl. They got that right! Bloody muggle fan fiction writers.

McGonagall looked at a piece of parchment attatched to the wall. On it was written in neat hand writing,

Great Chance to review work! Look at Muggle's hilarious interpretation of our world! Tell us what you think, for money! I'll pay. Contact Hermione Granger in Gryffindor.

McGonagall smiled and reached out to finger the parchment.

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Next- Read McG's work. Dumbledore! And more!

My reviewers-

Sorry it took so long!

KayteeLern-I tried to slow it down some. How'd this go? Oh, and what does teh pownedge mean?

LarienCalaelen-Dissecting Frogs! Kieffer Juice! Guys this gal goes to my school. Ur not supposed to understand this!

Areida Rivers-I love you. Not. In. That. Way. You rule. You are my most faithful reviewer. Hinthint, guys.

Addie Rivers- Thanks a bundle! Harry Ginny Forever.

sprite-can-in-the-corner- Thanks, but the stories aren't real. Neither are the authors! If you see one, tell them I did not mean to write them(-;

Rasberry Rocker- Cool name, but the one with Hermione and Snape is made up. The pairing is real, though.

Thanks to everyone else who reviewed!

Love,

Trish Shakespeare