Disclaimer: I don't own cvness or mansonness, but speaking of manson, my friend andrew got a ticket from his uncle for the grotesque burlesque concert and i told him to get me a t-shirt or sumpthin and he was like "ok whatever" YAY! ^^
A/N: this gets confusing...I think what the voices in my head are trying to get at is that Lena is traumatized or something...
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"What do you mean the worst isn't here yet? How can it get any worse than this?!"
"The bosses are not resurrected,"
"...ok well considering how dangerous the lower-class minions are, I just can't wait to meet the bosses,"
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"That is SO cool. How did you jump out of the mirror like that? I wanna know!" said Axe when a Kyoma Demon and Valkyrie magically (geez that sounds prettyish) stepped out of a mirror and tried to attack her. "Um...ok I guess you don't go for conversation. HA I WILL KEEEEEEEL YOU!" Axe pulled out an, well, axe, the blade of which was 3 times the size of her head, and the staff was more than her height.
The demons didn't shrink in fear.
"AXE DON'T DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!"
"...Lena? Hey you wouldn't believe this some creepy demons are trying to kill me! ha ha ...um...oh hi butler person,"
The demons didn't make conversation, and they didn't want others to either. They advanced towards Axe VERY slowly. Why? They knew they had time. Sure, she had an axe...but a human is a human, after all.
Alucard killed them without even having to poke them with his sword. It was like he had used air or...something...it seemed extremely Asian-martial-arts-like.
"Whoa...butlers don't do that..." Axe stared dully at Alucard. "Hey...do you think you could train my sword skills or something...?"
"No," Lena whacked Axe on the forehead. "What do you think he is, cooperative or patient or something NORMAL like that?! Go to where everyone else is supposed to be and stay there,"
"Why? You can't ground me,"
"I'm not. I'm just beginning to comprehend what this place is about..."
"Hey, I think while we were busy talking, that man left..."
"That is just so like him. NO MANNERS. Alright, let's go. If he doesn't get to the others, I will...bury him in silver or something," ~what kind of a plan is that?! he is a DHAMPIRE, Lena, not VAMPIRE~
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So maybe it wasn't such a good idea having Whitney try to keep things in order. Everyone was freaking out and kept prodding Lena for answers that she couldn't exactly decide whether to give or not for moral reasons.
But she had to. Had to make them understand...
"ok...just calm down. Think about this. Katie, you almost figured it out last time. This castle should seem familiar to all of you. Not because it was built by some medieval anarchy or because it was in an illustration for a fairy tale, but...ok...this place is in Romania. What have you heard about Romania that relates to big, deserted castles?"
"Deserted? Does that mean that man here is renting too?"
"...Not...exactly. He's been here for a really long time..." she almost said "for centuries"...but they had no clue yet.
"Then what do you mean?"
"Romania. Think Romania. And the mountains. Transylvania-type region..."
"We don't get it,"
"VAMPIRES DAMMIT! VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!"
everyone blinked once almost at the exact same time. Whenever Lena screamed, by habit, they closed their ears to the bitter sound and saved the words for processing later. No such chance this time. The processing had to be done here and now.
"He's a vampire? Did he bite you?" very nice. Only about 5 seconds of reaction time. This child would have to be rewarded. But then again, what kind of a question was "did he bite you?"
"No. He is a Dhampire...half human, which implies that he is not...evil...I would hope...The point is, I bought the place thinking it was empty, but then there's Adrian. He insisted that I leave...and for a good reason. But I did not listen because it was not like I could receive a refund for this castle. That is why I asked you all to come live here for a while. When I'm paid enough money, I'm moving out. At least...that was the plan..."
"You had a picket fence constructed and everything,"
~and the room. Don't forget the room. and the cleaning. and the flowers...~
"Maybe he's the one resurrecting all the minions,"
"No,"
"He's the son of a VAMPIRE. You're really stupid, you know that?"
"Yes," ~I am stupid. He tried to help me. I only hurt him~
"I'm not staying here anymore. I'll give you my money. Don't worry about that. But I'm leaving, now,"
Everybody started getting ideas. They all pulled out checkbooks. Frantically, the amount boxes on the checks were filled with 1 followed by more than several 0's. Then they were shoved into Lena's hands. She stared distantly at the checks and went to her room. But instead of getting ready to leave, she just sat on the sofa, hugging her knees while staring at the handwritings of the friends she had profited from. The friends who now thought she had tricked them into walking into a castle of death and blood, not intending for any of them to walk back out still human or alive...
And then he was there.
~have you found them...~
"Why are you still here?"
"In your room, dhampire?"
"No. Your...acquaintances are stumbling over one another on their way out,"
~I know what you're thinking, Adrian. You had thought that I had intelligence enough to know to join them. But I'm not~
"Let them, then,"
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very short chappie. i kno. i've not getting anywhere right now with the voices in my head, so i sorta kinda need you pplz to vote for whether lena should end up staying at the castle or leaving...yeah...^^ pweese...i've never really finished any one of my fics. i'm trying to make this the first but apparently, i'm getting into the same problem as always so HELP MEEEEEEEEE
and thankees for reviewing ^^
A/N: this gets confusing...I think what the voices in my head are trying to get at is that Lena is traumatized or something...
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"What do you mean the worst isn't here yet? How can it get any worse than this?!"
"The bosses are not resurrected,"
"...ok well considering how dangerous the lower-class minions are, I just can't wait to meet the bosses,"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"That is SO cool. How did you jump out of the mirror like that? I wanna know!" said Axe when a Kyoma Demon and Valkyrie magically (geez that sounds prettyish) stepped out of a mirror and tried to attack her. "Um...ok I guess you don't go for conversation. HA I WILL KEEEEEEEL YOU!" Axe pulled out an, well, axe, the blade of which was 3 times the size of her head, and the staff was more than her height.
The demons didn't shrink in fear.
"AXE DON'T DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!"
"...Lena? Hey you wouldn't believe this some creepy demons are trying to kill me! ha ha ...um...oh hi butler person,"
The demons didn't make conversation, and they didn't want others to either. They advanced towards Axe VERY slowly. Why? They knew they had time. Sure, she had an axe...but a human is a human, after all.
Alucard killed them without even having to poke them with his sword. It was like he had used air or...something...it seemed extremely Asian-martial-arts-like.
"Whoa...butlers don't do that..." Axe stared dully at Alucard. "Hey...do you think you could train my sword skills or something...?"
"No," Lena whacked Axe on the forehead. "What do you think he is, cooperative or patient or something NORMAL like that?! Go to where everyone else is supposed to be and stay there,"
"Why? You can't ground me,"
"I'm not. I'm just beginning to comprehend what this place is about..."
"Hey, I think while we were busy talking, that man left..."
"That is just so like him. NO MANNERS. Alright, let's go. If he doesn't get to the others, I will...bury him in silver or something," ~what kind of a plan is that?! he is a DHAMPIRE, Lena, not VAMPIRE~
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So maybe it wasn't such a good idea having Whitney try to keep things in order. Everyone was freaking out and kept prodding Lena for answers that she couldn't exactly decide whether to give or not for moral reasons.
But she had to. Had to make them understand...
"ok...just calm down. Think about this. Katie, you almost figured it out last time. This castle should seem familiar to all of you. Not because it was built by some medieval anarchy or because it was in an illustration for a fairy tale, but...ok...this place is in Romania. What have you heard about Romania that relates to big, deserted castles?"
"Deserted? Does that mean that man here is renting too?"
"...Not...exactly. He's been here for a really long time..." she almost said "for centuries"...but they had no clue yet.
"Then what do you mean?"
"Romania. Think Romania. And the mountains. Transylvania-type region..."
"We don't get it,"
"VAMPIRES DAMMIT! VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!"
everyone blinked once almost at the exact same time. Whenever Lena screamed, by habit, they closed their ears to the bitter sound and saved the words for processing later. No such chance this time. The processing had to be done here and now.
"He's a vampire? Did he bite you?" very nice. Only about 5 seconds of reaction time. This child would have to be rewarded. But then again, what kind of a question was "did he bite you?"
"No. He is a Dhampire...half human, which implies that he is not...evil...I would hope...The point is, I bought the place thinking it was empty, but then there's Adrian. He insisted that I leave...and for a good reason. But I did not listen because it was not like I could receive a refund for this castle. That is why I asked you all to come live here for a while. When I'm paid enough money, I'm moving out. At least...that was the plan..."
"You had a picket fence constructed and everything,"
~and the room. Don't forget the room. and the cleaning. and the flowers...~
"Maybe he's the one resurrecting all the minions,"
"No,"
"He's the son of a VAMPIRE. You're really stupid, you know that?"
"Yes," ~I am stupid. He tried to help me. I only hurt him~
"I'm not staying here anymore. I'll give you my money. Don't worry about that. But I'm leaving, now,"
Everybody started getting ideas. They all pulled out checkbooks. Frantically, the amount boxes on the checks were filled with 1 followed by more than several 0's. Then they were shoved into Lena's hands. She stared distantly at the checks and went to her room. But instead of getting ready to leave, she just sat on the sofa, hugging her knees while staring at the handwritings of the friends she had profited from. The friends who now thought she had tricked them into walking into a castle of death and blood, not intending for any of them to walk back out still human or alive...
And then he was there.
~have you found them...~
"Why are you still here?"
"In your room, dhampire?"
"No. Your...acquaintances are stumbling over one another on their way out,"
~I know what you're thinking, Adrian. You had thought that I had intelligence enough to know to join them. But I'm not~
"Let them, then,"
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very short chappie. i kno. i've not getting anywhere right now with the voices in my head, so i sorta kinda need you pplz to vote for whether lena should end up staying at the castle or leaving...yeah...^^ pweese...i've never really finished any one of my fics. i'm trying to make this the first but apparently, i'm getting into the same problem as always so HELP MEEEEEEEEE
and thankees for reviewing ^^