The true Moulin Rough adventure of a fruit and a Karebear
"GAH! GET IT AWAY FROM ME PAPAYA!" Karesu yelled, from her place where her head was under a chair and was trying not to look upon the movie that was Moulin Rouge. "What? It's a good movie!" Papaya said back, watching the movie for the 82th time in her life. No exaggerating.
"AHHHH! THE SAPPY-NESS! AWAY EVIL AWAY!" Karesu said her head still under the offending chair. "You can't even see it!" Papaya countered her statement. "Doesn't mean I don't have ears!" Papaya sighed and just continued watching the movie itself.
"This makes no earthly sense! This dude just meet that stupid red-head a few hours ago and then he says 'I LOVE YOU!' what is up with that?" Karesu said, peeking over at the movie for a few moments. " Well this movie can do that because it rules and it well can...just do that...because it can... It's called love at first site Karesu." Papaya shot back.
"Now prepare yourself for a sappy but wonderful song." Papaya commented. "Oh no!" Karesu groaned and put her head back under the chair she was hiding under before. "AHHHHH! That song was sappy and bad!" Papaya just rolled her eyes.
"Okay what was up with that 'SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU?' thing? Gosh that was painfully obvious!" Karesu said, her head was still under the wooden sit-assisting-item-thing. "I wonder how much that necklace cost, I wonder who ended up with it in the end, did they sell it on ebay? That would have been cool." Karesu said, peeking over the chair.
"Have you noticed that you have had your head under that chair practical all this time?" Papaya said, not looking over at Karesu again. "Yes, and it's actually becoming good now that red-head is dying. And what is up with 'to save him you must hurt him' All it will do is hurt him! And it will drive him to write the thing that is Moulin Rouge." Karesu screamed out.
"Then it's probably a good thing she did it." Papaya retorted. "Is this filth almost over?" Karesu groaned. "Do you want to stop it now?" Papaya asked, "Despite my better judgement I want to know what happens."
"THIS IS SO STUPID!" Karesu had made progress and was now sitting in the chair that she had earlier been behind avoiding the movie. "OMG! She just dies on stage? WITH HER EYES OPEN? How wrong is that? I'm afraid to even watch it again." Karesu said, and screamed at the television.
"There is something seriously wrong with you Karesu. This is the best movie to ever grace the planet earth with it's existence!" Papaya almost growled out at her friend.
"FINALLY! ITS OVER! LET US REJOICE IN THE GLORY OF THE MOVIE ENDING! YAY! LET US EAT RAMAN TO CELEBRATE! THE TWO WORDS THAT I LOVE! THE END!" Karesu yelled out happily.
And the end was happy, for Papaya had hit Karesu over the head and was now happy with herself for doing so. Karesu just grumbled and vowed that never again would she watch said movie. And to this day she never has.
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Karesu: Yes this is a true story, and yes my head was under a chair for most of the movie. Papaya is obsessed with it so its not my fault!
Papaya: I resent that remark!
Karesu: No you don't! You admit freely that you love this movie!
Papaya: THAT IS NOT THE POINT!
Karesu: Yes it is...
Disclaimer: I don't own Moulin Rouge, or any of its cast.