Zero sat in the Wreck Room, watching as the other boys came in from their digging. When Caveman entered he called him over. The two went into D-tent and sat down on Caveman's cot.
"What is it Hector?" He asked.
"I want you to look at this." Zero handed Caveman the letter. When he finished reading, he let out a low whistle.
"This is way too intense to be some prank." He said.
"Yeah. What I don't understand is; why am I getting it? Even if I was magical, or whatever that thing says, How would I get to this school anyway? The only way we could escape from this place would be to Hijack the newbie bus." There was a pause, and the two boys shared a grin.
Zero climbed out of his hole, and spat. Then he sat down by Stanley's hole, where they could talk without interference.
"Ready?" Caveman grinned disalarmingly.
"Oh, yeah."
Ten minutes later, a beat up school-style bus that might have once been yellow appeared on the horizon. Zero helped Stanley, who had been digging suspiciously slowly, out of the hole and they started to wander innocently towards the worn path that it always took to the hut-like office in which Mr. Sir resided. The other boys ignored them, probably assuming that they had to 'use a hole' or something, and concentrated on their digging, though Squid did make a side-comment which suggested something 'inapropriate' about their relationship. Magnet chucked a shovelful of dirt at him.
The boys did look up, however; when said bus suddenly started to screech and veer all over the place. It somehow found it's way back in the direction it had just come from, and was hurtling along, narrowly avoiding holes as it went (or sometimes just shooting over them all together).
As the bus zoomed by, they could see Caveman at the wheel, struggling to maintain an upright position on the ground, Zero, wrestling fiercly with the usual driver to keep him away from Caveman, and a terrified boy in handcuffs that looked as though he were about to pass out.
They all clambered out of their holes and stood, cheering, as their tent-mates lumbered towards freedom. The driver was thrown into what had been Caveman's hole.