Nimrochan- You used to live in Israel? Funky.
Marshmallows look like squares from the side. And besides, Teen Titans is 2-D.
Ooh, something else I can spoof. Muahahaha.
I don't own Teen Titans. I don't own oober-pea. I DO, however, own the spoon monologue.
And now for an emotional and insightful insight.
Cherry cough medicine SOOOOOOO tastes better than grape.
That is all.
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Beast Boy, Robin, and Cyborg had managed to take Robin's bookcase and make their own fort at the base of the stairs. Granted, it wasn't nearly as spectacular as the girls', but almost as functional.
Giggling and nigh-inaudible conversation could be heard coming from within the pink and black hive of death, destruction, and marshmallows.
"Oober pea, oober pea, he wants to eat you and me. Oober pea comes from outer space, he wants to devour the human race. Ooooober peeeeeeeeaaaa."
Starfire was giggling like mad. Beast Boy noted that Raven had a pleasant singing voice, when not interrupted by fits of laughter.
He had been staring at the hive's window for at least Ten Minutes before Starfire's eyes, and only her eyes, met his.
Her right eye twitched constantly, and atmospheric lighting popped out of nowhere.
"Whatehfawk?" Robin Said, but then Starfire began to speak.
"The spoooooons. They sit there, seemingly harmless, in our cutlery drawers and bowls of cereal. They feed in silence off your life force, sucking the very marrow out of your booooones. YOUR BONES! They will eat your eyes and eat your nose as soon as they get the chance. To prevent death, you must eat SPECIAL K. NOBODY LIKES SPECIAL K, NOT EVEN THE SPOONS. SO YOU MUST EAT IT. TO STAY. ALIIIIIIVE."
"Uhm, Starfire? I ate a pudding with a spoon yesterday, and-"
"SILENCE! The corporal prophesizes."
Raven boomed, her eyes peering out of the corner of the window momentarily.
"AND THE SPOONS SHALL FALL TO OUR MIGHTY SPORKS, AND LO, WE SHALT RULE THE WORLD!"
"Hail! Hail! Hail!"
There was much cheering going on inside the tent, followed by giggling and nonsensical babbling.
"Male Titans. Go." Robin whispered, and they stole off across the living room.
Marshmallows and plastic sporks instantly began to fly. Robin expertly dodged them, while Beast Boy changed into a mouse and scurried across the floor.
"Beast Boy! Provide a distraction!"
Beast Boy made it to the base of the girls' fort, just below the window, and transformed back into himself. He could see Raven's eyes, and Starfire's behind hers.
"The jig is up, Raven! Surrender!"
Raven's eyes blinked. She threw her arms around his neck and kissed him soundly on the lips, causing a record somewhere in the tower to skip, Cyborg to stop sucking on a sausage, and Robin to drop the carton of orange juice he was holding.
With a chirping sound reminiscent of Hello Kitty (Chuu!) she popped back into the hive, where more sounds of uproarious giggling could be heard.
Beast Boy simply stood there, looking confused as usual.
"Uhm….."
"QUICK! WHILE THEY'RE DISTRACTED!"
Robin shouted, gathering up various food items in his arms and sprinting back across the living room to dive behind his bookcase-fort thing.
Cyborg did the same, dragging Beast Boy along with him.
"Dude. That was just. Ingenious."
"Well, duh, Beast Boy. They're GIRLS. They hold the ultimate power over us."
"Whaa?"
"They can reproduce."
"Oh."
"Yeah. No girls, no humanity."
"That's… A bit of a problem."
"Yup."
"But now, Ya'all, we have provisions. And they don't. Which means that when they come out to get some grub, we nab them."
"Agreed."
"NAB? Dude, who uses that word anymore?!"
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