Dayquil is non drowsy.

Nyquil is not.

Both are utterly nasty and are to be avoided if at all possible.

Weeeheeheeeeee!

I don't own Downy fabric softener. Or Homestar Runner. But that little bear IS cute….

I also do not own Star Trek.

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Ducking behind the counter, the three male titans sat, hunched over three large glasses of greenish liquid that smelled like limes and downy fabric softener. Which was not altogether an unpleasant smell, but it was hardly desirable in something you wanted to drink.

"Titans… Bottoms up?"

All three picked up the glass.

"No, dude! Not all at once! Someone has to do the music!"

"Oh. Right."

"Yeah."

"You first."

"Fine."

Cyborg raised the drink to his lips. Before sipping, he scrolled through his start menu in his head.

Settings. Active Desktop. Change Wallpaper.

The machine scrolled through his options.

Bubbles. Rivulets. Thatch. Dwarf Man. Drunk.

There it is. He selected "Drunk", then pitched the liquid into his mouth. Robin and Beast Boy immeadiately started pounding their legs with their palms and cheering.

"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!"

Cyborg emptied the glass into his stomach, then placed the empty cup customarily upside down on his head.

Apply Settings.

He shuddered, then began to totter across the floor like a windup toy spouting lyrics.

"Doo doot, doo doot doot! Doo doot, doo doot doot! Doo doot, doo doot doot! Doo doot, doo doot doot! The system! Is down! The system! Is down! Doo doot, doo doot doot! Doo doot, doo doot doot! Doo doot, doo doot doot! Doo doot, doo doot doot! EENGT! EENGT! EENGT! ENNGT!"

Robin and Beast Boy proceeded to chug theirs, placing the glasses on their heads as well.

Robin fell onto his stomach and proceeded to slither around the room, making loud sucking sounds as he inhaled marshmallows off the floor.

Beast Boy, his eyelid flicking, said one thing and passed out.

"There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. There's klingons on the starboard bow, get them off, Jim!"

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Next Episode: Will the girls come into their senses? Will Slade be involved at all? WILL I BE SUED FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT?! Tune in next update!

The Chug Song is, for once, copyright me and my brother. So ha.