Starfire instantly snapped to attention, scooping Robin up in her arms. He twitched and drooled on her shirt.
Raven's eyelid flickered. Her emotions were half awake, but, welll………
-OOBERFUNKAY FLASHBACK! THIRTY SECONDS AGO-
Raven's emotions had been going haywire. After Rage openly proclaimed her homosexuality, and Bravery had proclaimed she was a purple fish and that Timid was "hawt, dooood!" Knowledge woke up from a six minute coma and screamed. "MONKEY WREEEEEEEENCH!" She began to gnaw furiously on a tree, which calmly reset Raven's mind.
Meanwhile, she had sank to her knees, very near Beast Boy. She prodded him cautiously. He snapped to half-consciousness and clung with both arms to her leg. She eeped, stood up, and blasted him full in the face with a psywave. Beast Boy's eyes filled with tears.
The lighting in Titan's Tower suddenly and drastically changed.
Starfire, Raven, Cyborg, and Robin were drenched in darkness. Beast Boy was highlighted, clinging to the bottom of a mysterious lightpost and dressed in rags. He began to sing, in a hideous falsetto key and a german accent.
"Meeeeednacht! Not unt souuuuu-houuund from zer pavemennnnnnt! Hask zer moon lost zer memoryyyy? She isk cryink aloooooooone."
Raven, her eyes wide, hit him as hard as she could on the head with the state of oklahoma.
"Gafuuuuuuuuuuuh."
Beast Boy moaned as he spun around counterclockwisely.
He leaped onto the table.
"LIBRO DE ESTUDIANTE. PAHEENA. OHCHO. ACTIVEEDAHD. SPARE RIBS!"
He shrieked, jumping onto Raven's head to muss her hair and yank down her hood. She screeched.
"BEAST BOOOOOOOOOY!"
That is all. :D