IN THIS CHAPTER:
Raven Abuse! Yaaay!
But… It's the last one.
FOOLNUGGETS!
Taiba loves j00!
I don't own any of this.
But I do own... Uhm... THE COLOR YELLMONIA.
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Beast Boy sat on Raven's head, carefully examining each lock of hair while she clawed futilely at his arms. There was a ginormus cloud of theatrical smoke and an overmakeuped, smelly old trollop materialized out of the haze.
IT WAS OPRAH WINDBAG.
No, wait, sorry. My bad.
IT WAS THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST.
She screeched, pulling BB off of Raven's head and snuggling him.
"How DARE you provide unscrupulous locks for my grandson to examine!"
She screeched, her rubber teeth falling out and bouncing on the floor. Cyborg tied them to his shoelaces.
Raven was seething.
"Unscrupulous! My hair's BABY FINE, YOU JOLLY GREEN SHE-BASTARD!"
The catfight of the century erupted.
Starfire blinked at Robin and Cyborg. "I am unmoved by this show of violence. Would you care to go play DDR?"
The two titans nodded dumbly.
The screen instantly splits in half. Swooshy action backgrounds surrounded Starfire and Cyborg's head. Giant yellow letters appeared in midair.
TEEN TITANS DDR MATCH: FIRST UP:
STARFIRE VERSUS CYBORG
SONG: SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THI
The "S" was in Raven's hand, currently being used against Oprah I MEAN, The wicked witch of the west.
The song began with the familiar sound of one being slapped in the face, and the DDR faceoff began.
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I lied. There's more to come. XD