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Not a monster 2

"But father, why do we have to go to the muggles' house?" Draco sat whining in the backseat of his father's new car.

"You know as well as I do that we were stationed here by Dumbledore. He wants us to keep an eye out for any magic activity, since there was an attack on muggles last week. It's only for the summer so do shut up."

The younger blonde crossed his arms and looked out the window. He couldn't believe that his father had agreed to move to a muggle neighborhood. They had left the manor in exchange for a shoddy little house without elves. Not only that, but the manor was in the control of none other than Bella Lestrange. She was a wild woman, who was known to throw even wilder parties.

"Bloody Dumbledore," Draco muttered.

He crossed his arms and watched as the car pulled up to a nice looking house. Well at least in muggle standards. He walked to the door and watched as it was opened slowly at first and then flung open by a fat arm. He squeezed through the tiny opening that the man left in the doorway and jumped when he heard the door slam behind him and a resounding thump.

Draco looked back around and couldn't believe his eyes. It had to be a trick.

"What's wrong freak? Did you get stuck behind the door?" Draco looked to the so-called servant who was lying on the ground. He knew that he would have never taken this kind of shit from anyone and was waiting for the blow-up that never came.

Instead the boy's bright green eyes stared up at him in surprise and confusion. Draco heard the fat boy to his right insult the boy once more before he was dragged off, leaving the dark haired one alone on the ground.

"Get back to the kitchen boy," Vernon snarled in his ear. Harry sighed but had no choice to do as he was told since he had no method of defending himself since Vernon had snapped his wand.

He was lead up to Dudley's room, wondering how they could treat another human being so cruelly. Even he wasn't that bad. Draco would never torture or kill another human.

Draco was so absorbed in his thoughts that he didn't realize Dudley was moving around until he felt the room shake while the boy moved. He tried to close his eyes, to keep from being subjected to the lard on the other boy.

He was gay, make no mistake about that, he just was not attracted to guys whose stomachs looked like ricotta cheese. He tried with all his might to keep his stomach from coming up, but was having a very hard time of it. He noticed that the boy was trying to sit on him. To keep from being squished Draco quickly moved, but couldnt get away as he felt a hand grab his face.

He was moved towards a piar of huge lips when he hearda buzzer go off downstairs. Dracowas so surprised that he fell right off the bed.

Dracotried to make up an excuse but the boy ignored it. Draco saw Dudley moving quickly towards him and before he coul think he blurted out "Why don't we continue this later?"

The blondeinwardly cursed himself for that, but it got rid of the boy for a while. He ran downstairs only to recieve the biggest surprise of his life. Harry Potter was bring abused in his own home.

Draco was quiet all through dinner, talking only to answer questions. He ate slowly, contemplating what he had seen before.

He always thought Harry had the perfect life. To find out he was abused this way was a big shock. He started to question everything he had thought about the boy in his lifetime. If one thing wasn't true, did that mean the others' were too?

Draco was ashamed of himself for treating the boy like crap when he had to deal with everything even worse at the place he called home.

He zoned back into reality, just in time to hear Dudley saying, "Mom, can Draco sleep over? We wanna get some time to know each other better."

"Well, Dudders it depends on what Mr. and Mrs. Malfoy says." Petunia turned to the blonde parents and they started talking. Over the table, Dudley sent Draco a wink, which almost made the boy gag.

Draco didn't know what made him ask to stay the night, he just wanted to get away from Dudley at the time and he wasn't thinking straight.

'Shit,' he thought. 'Now I'm going to have to spend the night with that disgusting lard bucket. Why does this always happen to me.'

Then Draco got an idea. If his parents didn't say yes, he wouldn't have to go. He looked pleadingly at them, using his best puppy dogface. Narcissa looked at her son and smiled.

'Yes!' Draco thought 'she knows I don't want to stay.'

"Call me Narcissa please. Well, Draco seems like he really wants to stay, so it's fine by me." The blonde boy's mouth dropped open. "What do you think dear?"

He looked at his father and shook his head no. Lucius smirked evilly at him. "Of course he can stay Mrs. Dursley and call me Lucius," he purred.

The horse looking woman blushed and Vernon coughed, glaring at his wife. "Well I'm sure you would want to collect Draco's things."

The blonde family got up and left the house with many thank yous to the Dursley's.

Once in the car Draco started whining. "But father I didn't want to go. Mother please don't make me."

"Draco, don't make me pull this car over." Lucius said with a look in the rear view mirror.

"What are you talking about, you are not even driving it."

"That's it!" the car pulled over and Lucius reached back for Draco. "I am going to wring your whiny little neck boy!"

Narcissa looked on in amusement. "Lucius dear, shall we get going? We don't want to make Draco late for his appointment with the Dursley boy."

Draco smirked at his father. "Yes father we don't want to be lat… Wait a minute! I don't even want to go. Please don't make me stay with that fat boy." He implored his mother.

"I'm sorry dear, but it can't be helped. I already told Petunia that you would go." It was Lucius' turn to smirk at his son.

Draco crossed his arms and muttered obscenities to himself.

A/N: end chapter… so this was a kind of repeat...next chapter we will see some sleep over action. no not that kind...gross.

For those of you reading Something Funny Happened On the Way to the Wedding, a new chapter will be up tomorrow or at the latest Wednesday. It would be up today if it was on this computer but it isn't.

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