Firecracker12: Sorry for ch2 being short
Squid: Well, I'm not sorry for it being short
Armpit: SQUID! Ever since this lady has started writin' this story you have been an asshole!
Zigzag: Yeah, leave her alone!
Squid: And what are you gonna do 'bout it?
( Zigzag draws out lighter)
Armpit: Burn you on a stake
Squid: ( gulp) I apolgize for benig an asshole
Firecracker12: apolgy exepted and I DO NOT OWN Redneck Woman
ch3 Meeting The Lump
All the guys showed the girls around when the bell rang for dinner. When they entered everyone got quite.
" HEY, BABY WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HANGIN' AROUND THOSE LOSERS!"
" WHY, DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR MOMMA! SHE PROPALY LAID SOME PANTIES OUT FOR YOU! YOU REDNECK JACKASS OF A DICK!" Alex yelled out.
" Ooooh, Lump you just got schooled by a chick!" yelled a boy from E-tent.
" SHUT UP, WEED!"
When the girls sat down to eat thier dog shit X-ray asked them what they do to get in here.
" Well, Sam and Chirs were just around when I blew the firecrackers." said Alex
" Oh, so they were just around you" said Caveman
"Yeah" said Sam in her girley voice she uses to get guys
Alex started sining Redneck Women by Gretchen Wilson right in the middle of dinner
" Well I ain't never been the barbie doll type, No I can't swig that sweet champane, I'd rather drink beer all night in a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a 4 wheel drive I've..."
" Wow, you sing good" said X-ray
" Thanks, I've been singin' since I was six"
After dinner they teens were walking back to the tent when somebody tripped Zigzag
" Well, well we have the hotties and the losers" said Lump
" Lump, leave us alone" said Zigzag as he got up
" What are you gonna do 'bout it Retared Ricky"
Next thing Lump knew Alex was on top of him strangling him
" TAKE IT BACK" Alex screamed
" No"
"Take it back or else"
" Or...el...se...wh...at"
" Or I'll kill you"
"Fi...ne...I'll...tak...e...it...ba...ck"
At that Alex stoped choking him and got up.
" Nobody ever messes with my best friend
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