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A/N I dedicate this to alliekatgal she inspired me to write this!
Diaries of Dead and Dying Men by Draco Malfoy: The "Outburst"
Welcome, to the diaries of dead and dying men. I am Draco Malfoy and I am going to tell you today of the weirdest occurrence that was the result of the Wizarding World war.
This entry is of Harry Potter, may he continue to be the boy who lived, and his two lovers, Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape. HOW did this occur you ask? How indeed. Very strange thing it was…which is why I labeled it, the weirdest occurrence….Anyways…
Harry Potter graduated from Hogwarts and immediately was granted a job at Hogwarts, the DADA teacher of course.
I was also granted a position, Muggle Studies no less. (yes, I had gotten over my "Mudblood" phase) The previous teacher had died in the war, as did many teachers at Hogwarts.
Lupin was now Transfiguration/Deputy Headmaster at the school as the unfortunate headmistress met quite a sticky end.
Hermione Granger-Riddle-Weasley was now the, above all, Divination teacher….that's a long story about hidden talents, TRUE ancestry, adoption and all sorts of lies that Granger-Riddle-Weasley had discovered she had been living in. It was quite a shock for the girl to learn she was the daughter of Voldemort, and that she had powers that not even Dumbledore can explain. But, that story is for another entry….
Ronald was now the Arithmancy teacher, God only knows how THAT happened.
And the reborn Tom Riddle was the current Headmaster. Again, different entries…
Now this "outburst" had been bubbling to the surface for some time. Since the fifth year, when the two shared a rather intimate moment of memory exchanges (which involved Harry and tissue (don't ask) then Severus and a broom (DO NOT ask) ) while practicing Occlumency, the two had begun to see each other in…different ways. And they loathed it.
Severus and I had already been lovers at the time of the "outburst" and I had been long since encouraging the man to make his move on the young DA teacher. He lusted after him (though he would NEVER admit it), I loved him, and Harry wanted us both. It should all work out right?
Wrong.
Harry DID become much colder after the war. After finding all of his sacrifices (including his fiancé Ginny Weasley) went all to waste as the Tom Riddle that Ginny had met in their second year came forth and defeated his older self. He claimed he had been watching since and wanted to live peacefully. Unfortunately Dumbledore chose that exact moment to kill himself and join his long time lover, Minerva McGonagall.
Harry loathed the young Voldemort and shunned himself from the world for three years. The only talking he did was as he taught, and the only time he left his classroom/study was to eat in the kitchens. After three years, Hermione cornered him and forced him to seek the headmaster out and have a long talk with the new headmaster. It ended in a one-night stand, with Harry's heart shattered yet again after he realized that Tom would never love him.
It was that night he realized he was homo-sexual. He never did look for another lover though. He, yet again, shunned the world. He was only recently coming out of his shell when the "outburst" occurred. Or perhaps the fact that he was coming out of his shell was WHY it occurred….I don't know.
Anyways, back to that night:
"Mr. Potter I do believe that you are late," Professor S. Snape snarled with a sneer. (A/n LOL the Grinch)
"Why, I am aren't I?" Harry replied with a mirroring sneer.
"Well! Sit, this meeting must get a move on," Severus snapped and sat down with a soft thump.
"Sooner it starts the sooner it's over I suppose," Harry said with unsheathed venom as he briskly sat in a chair on the opposite side of the room of Severus, which happened to be right next to me.
"Oh, hop in a bed already and get it over with," came my sarcastic voice. Such a sexy voice, it could send Severus over the edge without a single touch.
"SHUT IT YOU," they yelled at the same time, Draco grinned like a cat with a canary in its mouth.
"Now, now love, you wouldn't want to upset the man that warms your bed would you?" Draco subtly threatened. Severus raised his eyebrow at him, then glared.
"I guess not, boy," he said with as much venom in his voice as he had when addressing Harry. I growled. No not the normal sexy, oh-I'm-so-bad-worship-me-growl, the watch-your-back-or-die growl. That seemed to bring his ego down a notch or two.
"Severus, Harry, we will start this meeting, and we will all act civilized. Am. I. Clear." It was NOT a question. They both sighed.
"Fine," Harry grumbled.
"hmyuhkarhump" was Severus' inaudible reply. I raised his eyebrow but continued nevertheless.
XXXXX Thirty minutes later XXXXX
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S A LOAD OF BULL?" Harry screamed at the Potions Master as he waved a packet of papers around dangerously, his voice high pitched as he had lost control over his vocal chords therefore his tone.
"I MEANT EXACTLY WHAT I SAID CHILD! YOU KNOW NOTHING; I REPEAT, NOTHING ABOUT DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS! IT IS BUT A SIMPLE SPELL AND STILL YOU CLAIM NO KNOWLEDGE OF ITS EXISTANCE! IT IS IN THE BEGGINERS GUIDE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!" I sat back with my head in my hands as they went at it yet again.
"THERE IS ABSOLUTLY NO SUCH SPELL TO CURE BAD EYESIGHT! OR ELSE I WOULD NOT BE USING THESE HIDEOUSLY ATTRACTIVE GLASSES TO THIS DAY!" Harry rebuttled.
"OCCULIS REFRNDO," Snape yelled as he pointed his wand at Harry's eyes. (A/n sry about the spell, I'm VERY tired right now). Suddenly, Harry couldn't see too well with his glasses on. He took them off, and I swear to this day his eyes widened bigger than a tea saucer. LITERALLY there is NO exaggeration there! They seriously did!
Suddenly, Harry pounced. He and Severus had been not too far apart as they were arguing a few minutes ago. He jumped onto Severus and knocked him to the cushioned chair and pulled Severus into a long hungry kiss, TOTALLY turning me on.
(EDITED SCENE)
After that night we all became lovers. Nights upon nights upon nights of perfect pleasure reigned our worlds…Until James Potter-Malfoy-Snape was born at least.
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Alright! I will give the people what they want to read, here's a vote on what entry you want the next one to be:
Hermione's Dilemma; Mudblood or Seer? (sum: Hermione and how she found out exactly WHAT she is)
Tom Riddle vs. Voldemort; can he be real? (sum: Tom Riddle steps up to the plate and helps destroy Voldemort, then has to prove himself worthy of trust)
The Fate of Lovers; is it worth is? (sum: Dumbledore's sacrifice, also Ginny's demise)
Harry Potter and the cold shoulder (sum: Hermione talks Harry about him secluding himself, also one night stand with Tom Riddle a.k.a. the Headmaster)
Ron and Arithmancy? (sum: New jobs for the students, how they were chosen and why. Not only about Ron, it's about all of the new teachers)
Healing and recovering (sum: what lead up to The "Outburst" set up AFTER the one night stand, shows how Harry had to recover from the heart break, also self discovery about his self preferences meaning sexuality)
James Potter-Malfoy-Snape (sum: Harry's preg. w/ the baby/ how he came to be cute moments with the child and flashes of moments through Ron)
A night to remember: The Fate of Lovers Continued (sum: Harry kills himself and Severus over a man Severus had been "playing with" the true reason behind the diary, ALSO lyrics to "A Night to Remember by SheDaisy AND Draco's sueicide note)
Daddy? Three to none, by James Potter-Malfoy-Snape (sum: the final entry to the Diary of Dead and Dying Men, James explains what happened after he lost all three daddies, left with four brothers and sisters)
I will add more eventually, but that is all I can think of at the moment. I want at least 8 reviews before the next entry comes up! That shouldn't be hard…Also; none of the entries will be that long…well, maybe some. For the lemon, go here:
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Tootles,
Courtney