You see what happens when Noel and I get bored? Just to let you all know, I love the teen titans- but that doesn't mean we can't spoof em!!!! Now, be prepared for randomness that follows no rhyme or reason but boredom. And our strange minds. Also- most of stories aren't…like this. They are actually pretty good. BACKGROUND: noel and beast boy are related. that is all i will say.
Disclaimer: I don't own the teen titians, Orlando bloom, Johnny Depp, or anything else except for the plot, Noel and myself, Razz.
RAZZ: Hello everyone! My friend and I are board- and so this story came from our boardom- warning: extreme wackiness, my not be sutible for children under three years of age! We are going to torture the titans!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NOEL: I can garente that most of the ideas will be Razz's. I can't believe she dragged me into this…
RAZZ: yip! Noel is the level headed one of the two of us- me I just like being weird! And writing, and dancing, and goofing off, and hackysac, and scooping for hot boys at the mall.
NOEL: Yeah, and being weird.
RAZZ: Okay, so now that's over… VORTEX!!!!!!!!!!!
NOEL: Oh, no. Razz, I think that it is time to take the keyboard away from you. You have had enough fun for one night.
RAZZ: nope!! And now I present the vortex -swirling purple vortex of DOOM appears- through this vortex the titans will be dropped into my living room- where we will proceed to mess with their heads!
NOEL: Or in other words, modify their brains so that when we send them back to where they belong, they will do our bidding, and our every wim.
RAZZ: noel, you're scaring me. More so then usual. I LIKE IT!!!!!! –pushes button- here they come!!!!!
-titans fall onto the living room floor-
BEAST BOY: OW!!!!!!!! NOEL! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING PLAYING WITH THAT VORTEX OF DOOM!!?? AND WITH RAZZ OF ALL PEOPLE??!!??!!??!!
NOEL: -giggle and evil smirk-
RAVEN: Wow, Beast Boy used a smart word- vortex.
CYBORG: Awww man! Not Razz an Noel- they're mean!
RAZZ: We are not!
NOEL: Well, maybe a little bit.
ROBIN: Where are we?
RAZZ: In my evil lair!! –evil laugher-
NOEL: Razz, we're in your living room.
RAZZ: Shut up!
ROBIN: Noel! You shouldn't be playing with the evil vortex of DOOM!!! You could have sent us somewhere other than Razz's living room! We could have ended up in TIMBUCKTOO for all you know!!!!
NOEL: I would've said I was sorry. –downcast eyes-
RAZZ: Wait- we could've sent you to Timbucktoo? COOL!!!!!!! Lets try that –evil glint in eye-
NOEL:-Evil look at Razz- For your information, I don't want my brother ending up in Timbucktoo. How would we of gotten them back?
RAZZ: Well, okay- we keep Beast Boy here and send the rest to Timbucktoo. Besides, your brother is cute.
NOEL: -cheery voice- Okay!!!!! Hold on a minute, you like my brother?
CYBORG: HAHAHAHAHA! I knew Razz had a thing for BB!!!
BB: Cyborg!!! Razz does not like me. Right Razz?
RAZZ: WRRRRRRRRONG!!!! I LOVE YOU BEAST BOY!!!!
RAVEN: Back off! He's mine!
BB: Now now ladies, there's enough Beast Boy for everybody!
NOEL: There is no logic in the universe. Now BB, if you split yourself up between Razz and Raven, there wouldn't be enough for me –throws arms around BB's neck and batts eyes- would there?
RAZZ RAVEN: O.o
RAZZ: Noel, you're not aloud to say that –pulls Noel off BB- he's your brother! And besides, he's MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAVEN: NO!!!!! MINE!!!!
-and so ensues a painful tug-of-war game between Razz and Raven, with BB as the rope.-
-and suddenly, the vortex of DOOM machine goes haywire, and the six of them were transported to Timbucktoo.-
But wait.. theres more!!!!!