Attack Of The Evil Vortex Of DOOM!

by SandCastleShadows

(AU) what can I say? My friend and I were bored and this is what ensued, Contains: Strange pairings(no slash), odd places, and my characters aren’t acting right. so, it’s funny and random- but that’s about it. Flames welcome!

3. Inside The Vortex Of DOOM

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RAZZ: -grabs Beast Boy and kisses him- I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

BB: let go…can't…breath!

NOEL: RAZZ!! Stop fondling my brother, and BB, you asked for it, and where are we going?

CYBORG: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

ROBIN: I LOVE YOU, NOEL!! –grabs Noel and kisses her-

-StarFire appears out of nowhere-

STARFIRE: Robin! why are you kissing friend Beast Boy's sister, Noel? Am I not the one you love? No, tell me it is not so, for I will surely lose my perkiness and niaveness which drives everyone insane.

RAZZ: Shut up. You stupid bitch, you talk to much anyways.

ROBIN: I'm sorry StarFire, but Noel is the blue girl of my dreams.

CYBORG: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STARFIRE: -sniffle and melt back into the gloom of the vortex of DOOM.-

-StarFire pops back out behind Noel and, her eyes glowing a strange green, fires starbolts at Noel. Robin twirls around to take the blast, in a desperate attempt to save his beloved. But it doesn't matter; StarFire missed by ten feet-

CYBORG: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! –thud-

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