WE MAKE NO SENCE!!!! WE ARE DRUNK OF STUTTERING CYDER!
-the ten of them land in a big pile on the ground-
RAZZ: -looks around- We are in Sukkertoppen, Greenland.
RAVEN: How do you know?
RAZZ: Because, I'm writing the story. And that's where I decided to land.
NOEL: It's really cold, and I don't like it.
ROBIN: -takes off his cape and wraps it around Noel- Is that better my love?
NOEL: Um, sure, thanks, I think.
ROBIN: Anything for my beloved.
EVERYONE BUT ROBIN AND NOEL: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! -then proceed to scoot away in fear at the sweetness-
RAZZ: ewwww. –pulls BB into another kiss-
TERRA: NOOOO!!!!
RAVEN: I'm tired of fighting over Beast Boy. CYBORG I LOVE YOU!!!!
CYBORG: OH MY RAVEN, my true love, I thought you would never love a half robot freak like me. But I forever have held you in my heart, longing to tell you of my true feelings. Your beauty surpasses that of even Jinx's.
-Cyborg and Raven run across a field of snow in slow motion and meet in a passionate kiss-
EVERYONE ELSE: -wide eyed and very scared-
BB: Whoa, dude.
TERRA: Ya know what? I'm tired of fighting over BB, too. Razz you can have him, I'm going back to Slade.
ROBIN: -growls- Slade!
NOEL: Robin, I think we should broaden our horizons and see other people. Then, maybe, we can get back together. –pulls a remote out of her back pocket, presses the large red button on top of it- I guess I will see you again sometime.
ROBIN: NOOOOO!!!! MY LOVE!!! DON'T KILL YOURSELF FOR ME!!!! I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT YOU!!!!!
NOEL: -gives Robin a funny look as the black vortex of DOOM opens above her. It sucks her up and closed back up immediately so that no one could follow her.-
FA LA LA LA LA LA LA!!!!!!