Black-Angel-001: this is supposed to be funny, but if you don't get it, then i hate it for ya pal.
What's He Doing?
Heero was clacking away happily on his laptop on a boring, rainy day. Hn, how happy can you be when you're typing a stupid report for a stupid man, he thought grouchily. Lightning flashed through the living room window. He was just about to give his opinion on if Wufei was insane or not when Duo santered into the room. He held something in his right hand and was chewing some brown gunk. Duo sat down across from Heero, munching loudly.
"Duo, what are you doing?" Heero asked through clenched teeth. The sound was annoying.
"Eatin' chocolate," Duo replied, as if Heero should know chocolate when he saw it.
"We have no chocolate here. Where'd you get it?"
"Doggy dropped it." Heero's head snapped up. Duo was completely serious.
"We don't have a dog either."
"Uh-huh."
Heero was going to respond but a woof interupted him. Whipping his head around, Heero saw a German Shepard, covered in rainwater and mud, go up to Duo. Well, that explained why Duo was wet.
"This is Jaws Heero." Duo petted and stroked his new pet.
"He is a she Duo."
"I know."
"So why 'Jaws'?"
Wufei walked past the doorway to the room, oblivious to the conversation or the dog. Grinning, Duo gave the dog a command. Jaws bounded off, tackling Wufei, who screamed. Suddenly Heero heard a scream as if a female was singing too sharply. Barely taking a glance at Duo, both went to the hallway. Heero turned white. Shaking he went back to the lazy chair he had occupied. Quatre's and Trowa's voices were heard, mingling with the screams, laughter, and growls.
The dog came over to Heero. He slammed his legs shut and drew them up to his chest. Duo whistled and Jaws went to him. Amazed, Heero wondered how the American could stand to be around the dog after seeing her...he shuddered. Once again in control, Heero asked, "Where did you get the candy, Duo?"
"I told you. Doggy dropped it."
Seeing as how there was now a dog in the safe house, Heero asked two more questions.
"Okay, how did she get it? And how where'd she drop it?"
"The how doesn't matter," came 02's dignified response. "She dropped it on the floor."
Seeing that the doggy was no longer beside Duo, Heero looked in a corner of the living room and heard more than saw the dog making strange noises.
"What's she doing?"
"Making more." With that Duo left.
Things fell into place for 01. Scrolling back to the paragraph about Duo's sainity. He added, changed, and rewrote until he finally just put one sentance.
Duo Maxwell:
Needs psycological help.
The Japanese boy saved and sent his document to the proper official. Then he went to call poision control so as to find out what he could do to help Duo.
Black-Angel-001: there it is.. take it anyway you want. but the really big question is this: did duo really eat candy that the doggy dropped? hm...