Hey everyone! Here it is- in honor of Noel's birthday and the fact that I promised my good friend DigitalGlowStick (Chris) that I'd put him in the story! Here ya go Digi! SHOUT OUTS

Noel: yeah, but if you hadn't said that it just wouldn't be as funny. And it's not my fault you almost got in trouble for reading this when you should be doing your school work. So there- neener neener neener!

DigitalGlowStick: See, now you are here with us, getting drunk. Lol! Love ya, man- keep reviewing!

Disclaimer: WE ALL LOVE KALUA!!!!!!!!!!!1

-Suckkertoppen, Greenland-

RAZZ: -pacing- now, how do I write this without her? Or stuttering cider? Oh well.

-suddenly the vortex of DOOM opens up and drops a boy nearly on top of Razz-

??: Who wants some kalua?!

RAZZ: Chris! Hey! Hi! –glomps Chris-

CHRIS: Hey Razz! Ya want some kalua?

RAZZ: You're drunk.

CHRIS: Yep, ya want some?

RAZZ: GIMME THE GAWD DAMN KALUA CHRIS!!!

CHRIS: -hands Razz a bottle- geez, phyco.

RAZZ: -sings- kalua kalua I love kalua, kalua is the best for you, kalua loves you too! Kalua will kill your liver, kalua will make you drunk enough to sing and never care, kalua kalua fa la la la la la la kaaaalllllluuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE: O.o

RAVEN: Who the fuck are you?

CHRIS: My name is Chris. I'm 15 years old. I am a psyco pyro. And I sell Kalua and believe that you have never lived unless your blood alchohol level isn't constantly above the limit. I'm Razz's friend. And I have an undying love for Kalua!!!!

BB: -hugs Razz protectively-

RAZZ: -GASP!- I almost forgot (not) hey Chris can you bring Noel here?

CHRIS: Yip.

–suddenly Noel, Robin and Terra are carried in on a gust of really strong wind, The trio has various SMAK marks all over their faces. And Noel and Terra are desperately fighting the gale in an attempt to kill the other one by drowning her in a vat of banana pudding-

EVERYONE: ??

RAZZ: -shrugs and nudges Chris, whispers- Ready?

CHRIS: -whispers back- ready for what?

RAZZ: -Takes a deep breath and belts- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU –Chris catches on quickly and joins in. drunkenly I might add- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! –everyone else is a bit slower then Chris and just now catches on, they begin to sing- HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR NOOOOELLLLLLL HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! AND MANY MORE ON CHANNEL 4 AND SCOOBY DOO ON CHANNEL 2 AND FRANKENSTIEN ON CHANNEL 9 AND THE FAT LADY ON CHANNEL 80!!!!!

NOEL: -goes all teary eyed- WTF? My birthday isn't for 5 more days stupid.

RAZZ/CHRIS: -shrugs-

RAZZ: Yeah, but this is part of your present

NOEL: PRESENT!!!!! –drools-

RAZZ: Hey Chris.

CHRIS: Yeah?

RAZZ: I have to end this chappy now, but before I do- GIVE ME SOME MORE FUCKIN KALUA!!!!!!! –snaches a bottle-

CHRIS: -holds hands up- Please don't kill me, I'm to young to die, think off the things I haven't done. THINK OF ALL THE KALUA I HAVEN'T DRUNKEN!!!!

LINNSEY: -appears out of no where- you have some the worst grammer in this story I have ever seen. –dissapears-

EVERYONE: -shrugs then waves to you (the reader)- REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!!