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" Attention boys and girls!", called Lily clapping her hands together

"The password is dungy peeves". A "hey!" could be heard from somewhere down the corridor. Appreciative laughs came from among the group of newcomers. Lily smiled satisfied; she had broken the ice and made them more comfortable. Unlike James who was shooting all the kids death glares. Lily had an idea, and she knew that it would help the kids to like her more than James.

" Madame, if you would be so kind and help our 1st years get accustomed to Hogwarts ways, I would like them all to get a chance to use the password", Lily asked sweetly.

"Oh, of course", replied the fat lady.

"Evans, we really don't have the time", said James impatiently. Lily knew that he wanted to go to his room and get his extra charms done because he was falling behind in that class. She had heard him talking to himself while they were coming upstairs.

"Nonsense", cried Lily," Anything for the students".

James sighed, what was he to do? If only Lily Evans knew how hard he had to work to keep up in charms. The Potter name would be brought to shame if he failed a subject. His mom was already sick, and she wouldn't be able to bear it if that happened. The Potters were very rich, but not even the best treatments were helping her. He just looked at Lily.

"Alright Evans, YOU stay here and help them get ACCUSTEMED as you put it. I have work to do." Said James," I don't see the point of both of staying, and since you brilliantly came up with this plan. You can stay".

Turning to the students, he quietly gave them directions to their dorms, and went off inside his robes swishing quietly behind him. Lily just sat there staring after him, how could he do that? She couldn't even go to Dumbledore and say that he wasn't doing his job. The prefects were to lead the 1st years up, and give them directions to their dorms, and that's exactly what he had done. She stayed for another 1 hour, after all the 1st years had gone in; Lily politely thanked the fat lady. Inside she was fuming, once again she found herself thinking,

"Who did he think he was? Didn't he know that she had a life? The joke was on her now, and he had turned the tables. This James Potter was going to be a tricky one".

With that she climbed into the only empty bed left. Good old Bella and Tina, they had made sure that there was a bed between them left for her. Of course, no one would dare take that bed, or they would've had to face the wrath of Lily. No one wanted to be hated by Lily; she had so much power over the students. Snape and Malfoy were secluded and isolated. No one associated with them. You had to feel kind of bad for them. Lily went to sleep, and had a dream that she was kicked out of the marauders, and Patrick was dead. James was now in Lily's place.

"BRRIINNNGGGG!", Lily woke up with a cold sweat around her. She looked to see Remus standing next to her grinning. He had a wand in one hand and an alarm clock in the other.

"Aww, did Lily Billy have a bad dream?", he asked still grinning.

"ARRGGHH REMUS (insert preferred middle name) LUPIN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE GIRLS DORM ROOM??? AND YOU DON"T EVEN KNOW WHAT AN ALARM CLOCK IS, HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO CONJURE ONE UP??" Lily screamed.

" I have my ways", said Remus coolly.

By now Lily's yelling had woken up the other girls, and the all of them started screaming, except Bella. Because she was used to Remus, and Tina because she really didn't care about Remus being in the girls dorms. She cared about sleep. After it had registered in the screaming girls' minds that "THE Remus Lupin" was in the dorm room, a lot of ditzy giggling was heard. Lily rolled eyes, and the rolled herself over muttering,

" That's MISS Lily Billy to you."

" Oh my gosh, you'll never believe who was in my dorm room this morning"

"Yes in MY dorm room"

"Remus Lupin"

"I think he was there to see me"

" No but I am so sure he winked at me on the way out"

The tale that Remus Lupin was in the girls' dorm was spreading like wildfire. Remus seemed to be enjoying the attention immensely. Grinning in that handsome way of his. The truth? Remus Lupin WAS in the girls' dorm, to wake up Lily for no good reason. He HAD winked, but to sleepy Tina who wasn't even paying attention. But the girls didn't care, REMUS LUPIN HAD BEEN THERE!! Every girl was sure he secretly wanted to see her. Remus made sure they all felt this way, too. While hugging one girl, holding the hand of another, and kissing the last, all of them felt so certain that they were the girl he had come for. Bella was talking quietly to Sirius, and Tina was arguing with Patrick about whether he should reveal his feelings about Snape or not.....

Haha j/k like I would do that.well maybe I would....nah and Tina was arguing with Patrick about whether he should reveal his feelings to Katherine Cline or not.

" Just go tell her! She likes you, I swear", said Tina pinching the front of her neck like she was swearing on something. At that moment Dumbledore stood up and clapped his hands. No one got quiet, a new teacher who was sitting up at the table did something VERY unexpected. She stood up on her chair, and yelled

" SHADDAP", then turning to Dumbledore " they're all yours Dumble"

Dumble? Everyone looked amused. This new teacher was sure to be fun. Dumbledore regained his normal color from the bright pink he had turned.

"Well, I see you all have now noticed your new transfiguration teacher. May I introduce Professor McGonnagoll", introduced Dumbledore. Haha fooled you all; you didn't expect McGonnagoll like this did you? Well this IS A/U