[A/N:: Back again? Well either you like this story or you pressed the hell button on your keyboard. Stupid Microsoft got lost in the internet void ::evil laugh:: so now I have an even worse program ::BOOM CRACKLE:: SHNAP! What? Never mind, on to the uh, oh yeah fan fiction. Go away rice krispies!]

"talking"

'thoughts'

[me... or you can call it NOOOOO when it comes up like the others have]

anddddddddd... dots mean I have lack of endings!

Chapter 2, Party Time?

I'm hungry and I missed lunch, but this story isn't about me and it's breakfast time there. I'm hungry.

"What's for breakfast" Legato said standing upside down.

Knives, yet again fell out of the closet "I want eggs!"

"YOU'RE HAVING TOAST!" Meryl screamed, still holding the toaster.

Vash screamed, who had his whole body, except for his head, stuck inside a hole in the floor.

And as for Millie, she was brushing her teeth.

Vash, who somehow found his way about of the finger-sized hole, was now having a staring contest, at the window, with his good friend Brilliant Dynamites Neon.

"BEHOLD!" BDN shouted at the window "I NOW HAVE... hold on... NEON CHRISTMAS LIGHTS BWAHAHA!"

At that, Millie grabbed BDN, stuck him on the roof as a decoration while BDN was now talking about his pretty new "hot pink" neon lights.

"There goes guest number two" Knives said, trying to flip Legato back on his legs.

"No master, I must lose the circulation to my hands!"

"But standing on your head is going to GIVE your hands more circulation" Vash said from inside the washing machine.

Silence...

The door bell rang "I'll get it." Meryl said reaching out for the door.

"Badwick?!"

Apparently Badwick got plastic surgery, which caused him to lose his nose... and look like Michael Jackson.

"WIPE YOUR SHOES MISTER!" BDN shouted from the roof.

Everyone's faces resembled "The Scream" Especially Zazi the Beast, who was right behind Badwick.

"Nice to moles- I mean meet you young man" Badwick held out his hand to Zazi for a shake.

Millie grabbed a baby doll and handed it to Badwick, who quickly became amused.

A few hours later more guest arrived, including Wolfwood, Marianne Aura Cayzen, Kite, the rest of the gun ho guns and more random people who have names.

Yes, you guessed it, Knives once again fell out of the closet "Where's Legato..."

Vash raised an eyebrow "Eating toast why?"

Knives smirked and dragged Legato into the closet. Legato's screams being quickly heard around the room.

The doorbell rang again, which was quickly answered by Millie, "Hello- YEEEEEEEEEK!!!" Millie quickly slammed the door.

"Who was at the door?!" Wolfwood asked, just as shocked as the rest.

"An- an- ORGINAL CHARACTER!!" Millie curled up in a ball and shivered at the thought.

The whole room was in an uproar, who in their right minds would invite an original character into MY story?!

Vash tried to look innocent, but failed when he uddered "te he?"

Meryl handed Vash the toaster "Go to your room mister!"

As Vash left to think about what he had done, the whole room still lingered with the horror of the original character, but the silence was quickly broken with BDN's 99th verse of "I'm a lumberjack"

But what has become of the Original character...?

To Be Continued...

[A/N:: What happened to Legato? What's with the toaster? Who the hell is the original character?! Find out more next time in chapter... hold on ::counts:: THREE!!! ::BOOM!! KRACKLE:: I need new sound effects...]