A/N: Okay, everyone. I know I haven't been the bestest author...but that's gonna change. I'm leaving for vacation in the tropics tomorrow, so I might get some new insperations. For now, I hope you like this.
Back to the Future
Inuyasha continued to stare at kagome while Inutashu clapped. "My, my. It seems that your friend is a little more perspective than you, son." Inutashu stated. Kagome and Sango giggled.
"God, he's always that dense. He doesn't even know Kagome's madly in love ... with..." Miroku trailed off when he saw the looks coming from both Kagome and Sango. Inuyasha, being dense as usual, didn't even bother to listen to Miroku.
Kagome got a purely evil look in her eye. SLAP! Miroku fell hard. Really hard. With a little 'humph!', Kagome turned on her heel and stalked out of sight, in the direction of the well.
Everyone sweat dropped. (A/N Anime style! P ) Shippo looked down at Miroku from his perch on Sango's shoulder. "Dang, Miroku. Usually only Inuyasha can piss Kagome off that badly. And usually only Sango can make you eat dirt for so long..." He said in awe.
"Dang it, Miroku! I sould have Lady Kaede make a rosary for YOU!" Sango yelled, rushing after kagome at top speed. "Kags! Oh come on!" She yelled.
Kagome was sitting on the well's frame, getting ready to climb in, when something slammed against her, nocking her into the well. "Whoops! I couldn't stoooooop!" Sango yelled to her. Kagome's eyes grew wide. "Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!"
Kagome lifted her head out of the dirt where she landed. "Ow." She said. She looked around. "SANGO!" She cried. Sure enough, she was sitting next to Sango. "Um, I'm gussing we're not in the fudel era anymore..." Sango mumble. "Ow! Sango, help me up!" A small voice cried. Shippo was stuck in the ground, close by. Kagome laughed and pulled him out of the ground.
In one swift, she and Sango jumped out of the well. "Come on!" kagome laughed, grabbing Sango's arm. "EEK!" Sango cried.
Kagome burst out of the well house and grabbed her nose. "Ouch. Okay, I now know why Inuyasha gets so uptight when he comes here..." She trailed off, looking at Sango and Shippo. Their eyes were as wide as dinner plates. 'Oh, this is too funny...' Kagome thought.
"Let's go, if anyone sees us, it's gonna be pretty hard to explane..." Kagome said, starting off for her house. Sango and Shippo followed in awe. "Mom, Sota, Gramps! I'm home!" Kagome hollered. "Demons begone!" She heard a famillar voice yell. "Curses!" She yelled, grabbing Lady Tesusiga. Lady transformed and its mere aura destroyed the sutra.
"Gramps! What the heack are you doing! It's me!" Kagome fumed. "K-Kagome!" Sota said, coming out of the kitchen. "Wow, sis! What happened to ya?" Sota yelled. Sango and Shippo stood behind Kagome, unsure of what to do...or for that matter say.
"Uh...long story." Kagome stated. Just then, her mother stepped into the house. "Kagome, dear, what the #! happened to you?" Kagome and Sota's mouths fell agape. "MOM! Please! There's a little kid in the room!" Kagome yelled.
"Hey! You better not be talking about me!" Shippo cried. "DEMON!" Her grandfather said. "GOD! SILVER SPHERE!" Kagome yelled. A bright pink light fell from the Lady Tetsusiga, forming a sphere around Sango, Shippo, and Kagome.
"Jesus, gramps! You could KILL us with that!" Kagome yelled, looking quite like Inuyasha, pointing at the sutra.
"Father!" Her mom yelled. "Hana!" He yelled back at his daughter. (A/N yeah, sue me. I gave her a name. By the way it means Flower.) "MA! Stop yelling!" Kagome yelled. "Don's speak that way to my daughter!" Her grandfather yelled. "Don't speak that way to MY daughter!" Hana yelled to her father. "Okasan! Make them shut up!" Shippo yelled. Yeah, that shut everyone up.
Kagome and Sango both knew Shippo thought of Kagome like his mother, but that was the first time he actually called her 'mom.' "Who the heck were you sleeping around with!" Kagome's mother and grandfather yelled. Sango started to laugh. With one deathly stare, Kagome scilenced everyone.
"First of, I've been turned into an inu-hanyou. Second off, these are my friends, Sango and Shippo. Third, Shippo called me okasan not because he's my biological son, but because I'm like his foster mother!" Kagome bellowed. Just then, the doorbell rang.
kagome stomped over to the door and yelled "WHAT?" when she opened it. On the other side was a very surprized looking Hojo. Luckily, Kagome's hair was covering her ears and Sango had wisely taken Shippo and herself out of sight. "Uh, sorry if I caught you at the wrong time. I wanted to see if you were feeling well enough to go on a date." Hojo said, looking down at the large sword in her hand. A vein poped out on Kagome's head.
"SHOVE IT UP YOURS! Can you take a HINT? I don't like you! I NEVER did! I love someone else!" Kagome said, slamming the door in his face.
"Well then," Kagome said, placing Lady back in her hilt and turning to her family, "I'm gonna get my stuff. I'm leaving."
Inuyasha was still trying to grasp what was happening. "So wait a sec, you're my dad?" He asked for the tenth time.
"GOD! They weren't kidding! You ARE dense!" Sesshomaru yelled. Miroku would've said 'told ya so', but he was still face-planting it on the ground.
kagome, Sango, and Shippo jumped out of the well, Kagome in a really bad mood. A gust of wind swept up her hair. With a quick glance, she saw Kagura.
Kagome's eyes went blood red, and she dropped her huge bag. Drawing Lady, she faced Kagura. "Well, it seems that that blast didn't kill you..." Kagura trailed off.
"I'm in a friggin bad mood. You picked such a wrong time to mess with me!" kagome yelled. Kagura was looking pissed now, too. "DRAGON SERPENT DANCE!" She yelled.
kagome looked for just the right moment. "SILVER TSUNAMI!" She yelled. The blast from her blade surrounded Kagura's serpent dance, and blasting back at her. The collision destroied Kagura in an instant.
"Naraku." Miroku said suddenly. Inuyasha also caught the sent. "No, that's Kagura. Or her blood."
"And that was Kagome's voice." Inutashu said.
Inuyasha was first to put two and two together. "WHAT?" He yelled, running to the well. The sight he saw when he got there was shocking. Kagome, unharmed, standing with the Lady Tetsusiga in front of Sango ans Shippo and looking at a destroyed Kagura.
"Whoa..." He said.
