Kaiju Pet Care Guide
Disclaimer:I do not own Godzilla, or any of the monsters that appeared in his movies.
Have you ever wanted to have a Godzilla monster for a pet? Well this guide will help you learn how to care for one, and the cautions of it.
Owning an Orga
WARNING: Orga can understand human language, and can read thoughts, so if your friends think about, or do insult your Orga, the author is not responsible for Orga's reaction.
Q:Where can Orga sleep?
A:Outer space would be best, if you keep him on earth, he'll try to take over the Earth.
Q:What are the benefits of having an Orga?
A:Want an A+ on a solar system report? use Orga's UFO to travel to space(Note:you may wanna ask Orga if you can use it.) Need help on octupus biology? Have Orga transform into his Millenian form!
Q:What can I feed Orga?
A:Try looking for a few Godzillas.
Q:Are there any laws against owning an Orga?
A:You've got a 60,000 ton alien monster with you. Whose gonna argue?
Q:What else should I know about owning an Orga?
A:Be prepared for a bunch of UFO invasions. You may want to consider buying a Godzilla just in case things get out of hand.
Owning a Godzilla.
WARNING:Be very prepared to buy another Godzilla, if you overfeed your current one, quickly head to another country(Just not Afghanistan or Iraq.) for an hour or two, then come back and buy another
Q:Where can Godzilla sleep?
A:Anywhere he wants.
Q:What are the benefits of owning a Godzilla?
A:None, except stopping alien invasions, taking down mechanical versions of himself, or fighting off a giant moth, but those aren't very big deals.
Q:What can I feed a Godzilla?
A: Small doses of Nuclear energy, whales, boats. You know, all the stuff normal pets eat.
Q:Are they're any laws against owning a Godzilla?
A:Nope, except when people see it they'll run screaming like a little girl.
Q:Anything else I should know about owning a Godzilla?
A:Never take him to show off to an annoying band you hate, they'll start singing that annoying Godzilla song.
Owning a King Ghidorah
WARNING:Never let King Ghidorah near any cars with people inside them.(WHO TRANSLATED THAT LINE?)
Q:Where should my King Ghidorah sleep?
A:At the bottom of the sea.
Q:What are the benefits of owning a King Ghidorah?
A:Scaring the outta people you hate.
Q:What can I feed my King Ghidorah?
A:Cars(Again, who translated that line?)
Q:Are they're any laws against owning a King Ghidorah?
A:If you raise him into a Mecha-King Ghidorah and he dies, give the metallic parts to the government. Don't ask why, you'll ruin the surprise:)
Q: Any thing else I should know about owning a King Ghidorah?
A:Nothing, except he may try to destroy your town, in that case, run screaming liek a girl.
This should do for now! Look for my next FanFic "Kaiju Wars"!.
Also look for Kaiju Pet Care Guide 2! Ba Bab Bum!