Miroku's Painful 12 Days of Christmas

On the First day of Christmas my true love gave to me a boomerang in the face.

On the Second day of Christmas my true love gave to me 2 large lumps on the head, and a boomerang in the face.

On the Third day of Christmas my true love gave to me 3 days of praying, 2 large lumps on the head, and a boomerang in the face.

On the Fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 4 women running, 3 days of praying, 2 large lumps on the head, and a boomerang in the face.

On the Fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 5 golden rods, 4 women running, 3 days of praying, 2 large lumps on the head, and a boomerang in the face.

On the Sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 6 lovely women, 5 golden rods, 4 women running, 3 days of praying, 2 large lumps on the head, and a boomerang in the face.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me 7 demons, 6 lovely women, 5 golden rods, 4 women running, 3 days of praying, 2 large lumps on the head, and a boomerang in the face.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 8 places to hide, 7 demons, 6 lovely women, 5 golden rods, 4 women running, 3 days of praying, 2 large lumps on the head, and a boomerang in the face.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 9 old women, 8 places to hide, 7 demons, 6 lovely women, 5 golden rods, 4 women running, 3 days of praying, 2 large lumps on the head, and a boomerang in the face.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me 10 days of running, 9 old women, 8 places to hide, 7 demons, 6 lovely women, 5 golden rods, 4 women running, 3 days of praying, 2 large lumps on the head, and a boomerang in the face.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me 11sleepless days, 10 days of running, 9 old women, 8 places to hide, 7 demons, 6 lovely women, 5 golden rods, 4 women running, 3 days of praying, 2 large lumps on the head, and a boomerang in the face.

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me 12 ugly women, 11sleepless days, 10 days of running, 9 old women, 8 places to hide, 7 demons, 6 lovely women, 5 golden rods, 4 women running, 3 days of praying, 2 large lumps on the head, and a boomerang in the face.