Insanity has engulfed me…I'm writing a Zoey 101 fic! dies

Disclaimer: I do not own Zoey 101 or its characters. I do, however, own Alyssa. XD

Summary: It's Zoey's second year at PCA when she meets a new transfer student in her own year named Alyssa. Alyssa is smart and funny, and the two girls bond instantly. However, Zoey does not know that Alyssa has a major flaw: shallowness. When Zoey introduces Alyssa and Chase, Alyssa develops an immediate crush on the boy, just because she thinks he's cute. But when her little crush starts making Zoey jealous, will she realize her own feelings for Chase or deny them?

Wishes and Chaos Chapter 1 - Back

"And remember to take care of Dustin, too."

"Daaaaad," Dustin whined. "I'm not a baby! Zoey doesn't have to take care of me."

Their father's eyes grew large. "You're in seventh grade now, right? Oh, you're going to grow up so much this year. You might even go on your first date…"

"Can I date, Dad?" Zoey grinned.

"Absolutely not," he answered promptly. Then, he looked around. "You guys sure you're fine? Want me to walk you to your dorms?"

But Dustin had already run off.

Zoey kissed him on the cheek. "I'm sure. Don't worry. I'll e-mail you a lot, I promise." She waved as he got into the car and drove away with one last forlorn look at his daughter. She gazed around.

"Good to be back," she murmured.

And suddenly, she heard a scream; identical to the one she had heard her very first day there a year ago. Panicked, she ran towards the source of the sound, this time right on campus instead of a urinal. When she arrived, panting, she found a girl with wavy reddish brown hair staring at the basketball court with utter horror.

"What's going on?" Zoey asked her, hoping it wasn't anything serious.

The girl pointed to the basketball hoop. "Tha - that's what's going on!" she spluttered, too horrified to speak correctly. Zoey looked up, eyes widening with surprise. Hanging from the backboard was a large red bra and matching panties with the name "Alyssa" monogrammed on them. The screamer was almost hysterical, choking up.

Zoey was about to advocate for her, but all of a sudden, the girl's eyes blazed with determination and she leapt out of fetal position and marched straight up to a group of laughing boys.

"Oh, do you think you're FUNNY with your little PRANK?" she fumed. "Well, ha ha. There, I've laughed. NOW SHUT UP!"

The boys were taken aback, but one in particular was not fazed. Zoey groaned. "Logan," she muttered.

Logan leaned against the pole, swinging her bra in the air, and gave her a lopsided grin. "You know what they say about redheads having tempers. Here ya go." He flung the bra and panties at her full force, the bra covering her eyes. The boys roared with laughter, obviously not learning their lesson.

The girl glared at Logan, looking him dead in the eye. "What's your problem?"

Logan sighed dramatically. "My problem is that I desperately want to make out with you." He gave her a wink that made Zoey want to throw up.

"YOU'RE A PIG! Cute. But a pig. See ya." She held firmly to her undergarments and stomped off.

Zoey caught up. "Whoa, that was awesome!" she exclaimed. "I've NEVER seen anything like that. What's your name?"

She smirked triumphantly. "Alyssa."

"Cool, you're new? I'm Zoey. What dorm are you in?"

"Uh.." Alyssa fished around in her pocket for a slip of paper. "Oh, here! I'm in…Room 101."

"You're kidding!" Zoey shrieked. "That was my dorm last year! It was great, but you're probably going to have roommates. Hope you can handle it." She fingered her key necklace nostalgically. True, it had no use anymore, since she was in room 114 now with no roomies, but she loved the way it looked.

Alyssa beamed and slung an arm around Zoey's shoulder. "Zoey," she declared, "I think we're gonna get along great." Zoey was about to respond when someone grabbing her very tightly around the waist suddenly suffocated her.

"ZOOOOOOOOEEYYYYYYY!" a voice screamed. "Ohmigawd, ohmigawd, OHMIGAWDDDDD! I can't believe we haven't seen each other the WHOLE summer!"

"Nicole!" Zoey squeaked. "Please let go of me and THEN we can rejoice." Nicole obeyed, and a second later, she and Zoey were in a tight hug.

"I've noticed a lot of affection here," Alyssa observed. "Am I going to have to start spontaneously hugging too?"

Zoey grabbed her and pulled her into the hug. With a laugh, she said, "Don't worry, you'll get used to it!" The three girls shrieked and giggled happily, despite the fact that Nicole and Alyssa hadn't even technically met yet.

But Zoey had a feeling that she was going to like having Alyssa around.

Oh, how wrong she was.

A/N - That's the end of chapter 1! ; Please read and review! No flames, please.