Disclaimer: I don't own whose line is it anyway and I don't own Harry
Potter.
This is another one of those who's line is it anyway fanfics
Remus ok get ready for whose line is it anyway where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points don't matter just like the name of the girl in a porno movie, it doesn't matter. I'm your host Remus Lupin and here are the contestants tonight and
Remus: "The Chick Magnet James Potter!" Lily rolls her eyes at this and mouths "yeah right."
Remus. "The im so Hollywood" Sirius Black!
Sirius looks at the camera and does the "call me" gesture
Remus: and the look at me im smart Lily Evans!
Remus last and certainly the least, just kidding just kidding Peter Pettigrew!
Remus ok ok lets get the show started with a game called "World's Worst"
Remus: what they're going to do is say the worst things to say to your friends when their girlfriend or boyfriend in Lily's case has just dumped them.
Sirius steps up
Sirius: Don't cry your teeth aren't green they're sort of a lime color
James steps up
James: Don't worry that fat kid over there will take you out to an all you can eat buffet
Lily steps up
Lily: "see if you didn't have that extra burrito for lunch we wouldn't be in this situation."
Peter steps up
Peter: don't worry lets go streaking and show her that your snake is a wild thing!
James Lily and Sirius start to edge away from him
Remus: now we'll play scenes from a hat. this is a game were the audience has made
suggestions of scenes they would like to see acted out. as he pulls out the sorting hat it
says "I'd better be getting paid for this and most of these suggestions belong in
Slytherin!"
There will be another game next chapter please R&R please. And the next chapter will
have scenes from a hat in it
This is another one of those who's line is it anyway fanfics
Remus ok get ready for whose line is it anyway where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points don't matter just like the name of the girl in a porno movie, it doesn't matter. I'm your host Remus Lupin and here are the contestants tonight and
Remus: "The Chick Magnet James Potter!" Lily rolls her eyes at this and mouths "yeah right."
Remus. "The im so Hollywood" Sirius Black!
Sirius looks at the camera and does the "call me" gesture
Remus: and the look at me im smart Lily Evans!
Remus last and certainly the least, just kidding just kidding Peter Pettigrew!
Remus ok ok lets get the show started with a game called "World's Worst"
Remus: what they're going to do is say the worst things to say to your friends when their girlfriend or boyfriend in Lily's case has just dumped them.
Sirius steps up
Sirius: Don't cry your teeth aren't green they're sort of a lime color
James steps up
James: Don't worry that fat kid over there will take you out to an all you can eat buffet
Lily steps up
Lily: "see if you didn't have that extra burrito for lunch we wouldn't be in this situation."
Peter steps up
Peter: don't worry lets go streaking and show her that your snake is a wild thing!
James Lily and Sirius start to edge away from him
Remus: now we'll play scenes from a hat. this is a game were the audience has made
suggestions of scenes they would like to see acted out. as he pulls out the sorting hat it
says "I'd better be getting paid for this and most of these suggestions belong in
Slytherin!"
There will be another game next chapter please R&R please. And the next chapter will
have scenes from a hat in it