Disclaimer: Stinkin people that think im trying to steal Harry potter and
whose line is it anyway but just because I have to: I don't own Harry
Potter or whose line is it anyway or
A/N I need help on how to do the Irish drinking song. If anybody can help that would be great.
Remus: Now the subject of the hoe down is what happens after your 1st divorce. And I'll participate in the game since peter is sleeping.
James: That sorta sounds like Sirius only he's had five divorces.
Sirius gives him a dirty look
James: no im just kidding
Remus now lets get the games started
James: Oh I just got divorced and I really am mad. Ignoring my wife at a bar by my friends' verdict really isn't so bad. She never took her eyes off me when I was staring at that girl. But when I saw the girl's snaggletooth it made me want to hurl.
Sirius: I got divorced last week and it wasn't pretty. When I came home and saw that guy on the couch I was downright giddy. She asked why I was happy I said, "finally you leave me." But when I said that she got really slaphappy.
Lily: I just got divorced today and I am feeling sick. My guy was so nice and his name was Vick. I don't care now because he is such a prick. So everybody that knows him never date the guy Vick the Prick!
Remus. I just got divorced yesterday and I am pretty happy. She got all mad at me because her hair was nappy. I said that don't cry we can go to the hair salon they have a section that says BAD HAIR DAY PEOPLE HERE. She just said, "you get your ass outta here!
Remus walked over to the desk and buzzed the buzzer
Remus: Ok lets play a game called foreign translators. This is the game where Lily and Sirius will be speaking their own made up language and me and James will be translating.
Sirius: opsli og thetsre
James: Are your boobs huge?
Lily: letyer minam kiying
Remus: Wanna see? Sirius: asen betisad kilgint
James: who was the last person you had sex with?
Lily hidit oppe
Remus: Your mom
Sirius reosaf pit dlias
James: why do you only have a bra and thong on?
Lily: olif delsig dopedsaer
Remus: Because im a hooker
Sirius: grepward polik miler?
James: What are you doing tonight?
Lily: heteedpap apofad
Remus: nothing with you
Remus buzzes the buzzer and says, "well that was oddly interesting"
Remus: Ok lets keep going with a game called Lets make a date.
Please Review It took me like 45 minutes to make up that hoe down. thanks to everyone who reviewed and Lets make a date will be in the next chapter
A/N I need help on how to do the Irish drinking song. If anybody can help that would be great.
Remus: Now the subject of the hoe down is what happens after your 1st divorce. And I'll participate in the game since peter is sleeping.
James: That sorta sounds like Sirius only he's had five divorces.
Sirius gives him a dirty look
James: no im just kidding
Remus now lets get the games started
James: Oh I just got divorced and I really am mad. Ignoring my wife at a bar by my friends' verdict really isn't so bad. She never took her eyes off me when I was staring at that girl. But when I saw the girl's snaggletooth it made me want to hurl.
Sirius: I got divorced last week and it wasn't pretty. When I came home and saw that guy on the couch I was downright giddy. She asked why I was happy I said, "finally you leave me." But when I said that she got really slaphappy.
Lily: I just got divorced today and I am feeling sick. My guy was so nice and his name was Vick. I don't care now because he is such a prick. So everybody that knows him never date the guy Vick the Prick!
Remus. I just got divorced yesterday and I am pretty happy. She got all mad at me because her hair was nappy. I said that don't cry we can go to the hair salon they have a section that says BAD HAIR DAY PEOPLE HERE. She just said, "you get your ass outta here!
Remus walked over to the desk and buzzed the buzzer
Remus: Ok lets play a game called foreign translators. This is the game where Lily and Sirius will be speaking their own made up language and me and James will be translating.
Sirius: opsli og thetsre
James: Are your boobs huge?
Lily: letyer minam kiying
Remus: Wanna see? Sirius: asen betisad kilgint
James: who was the last person you had sex with?
Lily hidit oppe
Remus: Your mom
Sirius reosaf pit dlias
James: why do you only have a bra and thong on?
Lily: olif delsig dopedsaer
Remus: Because im a hooker
Sirius: grepward polik miler?
James: What are you doing tonight?
Lily: heteedpap apofad
Remus: nothing with you
Remus buzzes the buzzer and says, "well that was oddly interesting"
Remus: Ok lets keep going with a game called Lets make a date.
Please Review It took me like 45 minutes to make up that hoe down. thanks to everyone who reviewed and Lets make a date will be in the next chapter