Im So sorry about not updating for a very long time I couldn't think of anything and my computer deleted Word off of my computer. But I'll make up for it with a long chapter.
Chapter 8
Whose Line? Props and Superheroes
Remus: Well then lets get on with it with a game called Whose Line yes we actually have a game called whose line where our performers are given lines to say at opportune moments. (A/N lol pirates of the carribean)
James: Well im gonna go empty out the grease bucket snape has actually been washing his hair lately
Lily: well you know what they say when you have a big bucket of grease?
James: no what do they say?
Lily pulls a line out of her pocket and says
Lily: Its your baby and don't you deny it!
James: ok then but I wont pay child support.
Lily: ok then he can starve.
James well you know what im gonna say to you?
Lily What?
James: Ive walked fifty miles with a condom in my pocket and I don't got no one to use it on
Sirius says from his chair "wait until tonight!"
Lily: So I went to this rock concert the other day and this lady pulled her shirt off and I was like
Lily: My water broke!
James: well you know what I say to that?
James: pay up woman!
Remus buzzes the buzzer
Remus: James its my baby but lets play a game called Props where our performers our given a weird prop and have to think of as many things as they can to do with it.
James and Snape are given two springs and Lily and Sirius are given a beaver tail (A/N thank you ssxgurl21)
James says in a fashion model announcer's voice "and the new spring look this year" as snape walks like a model with springs on his arms
Lily is sitting on the beaver's tail and Sirius says
Sirius: hey we already cut off his tail you don't need to rub it in his face
Sirius and James sit in chairs with the springs on their heads
James: (in an old person voice) so gertie did you see that Janet Jackson girl at the super bowl? That yahoo Justin Timberlake is a dirty man. Wait a second I can get 25 off vegetables next week.
Sirius and lily are hiding behind the beaver tail next to the chairs
Sirius: do you think the enemy will find us here?
James is bouncing on the spring
James: do you think there really is a record for the most bounces on a spring?
Snape: im sure there is if they have a record for the longest hot dog there bound to have bounces on a spring in here
Remus buzzes the buzzer
Remus: what are we in fourth grade? lets play a game called superheroes.
Superheroes will be in the next chapter Please Review!