I know all of you are waiting in line to strangle me for not updating in a long time but ive been really busy with exams and grades and girls and stuff like that and for all you guys out there here's a new chapter

Disclaimer: you all know I don't own Harry potter or else I would know what happens in the sixth book!

Remus: The game is called superheroes. Were gonna pick a name for James and then he's gonna have a crisis and Sirius (A/N HE HAD BETTER NOT BE DEAD!) Lily and Snape are gonna come in to help him and they're gonna name the next superhero as they come in. James will be called Captain Obvious (A/N how original?) and his crisis is no more shampoo

(Everybody stares at snape)

Snape: I'll have you know I took a shower last month!

James: Dang there's no more shampoo I have to save the world or else guys like Fabio and Sirius Black cant make fools of themselves

(Sirius flicks off James)

Sirius runs in

Sirius: I got here as soon as I could

James: Thank god you're here Bad temper boy!

Sirius: YEAH! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!

James: you talk loud

Sirius: DON'T GET ME STARTED!

Lily runs in

Sirius: THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE, PMS WOMAN! (A/N if this offends any women that read this I am terribly sorry, if it does send me a review about it)

Lily: SHUT UP! I HATE THE WORLD!

James whispers to Sirius: PMS don't worry about it.

Lily's standing behind them: YEAH! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A PERIOD?

Snape runs in

Lily: THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE, NERD BOY! DID YOU GET THE PADS?

Snape: um well um see I couldn't find any so I got Trojan man warm sensation condoms. (A/N ROCK ON TROJAN MAN!)

James: he got condoms

Sirius laughs and says: like he would ever use 'em. YEAH SEE I GOT CONDOMS OF MY OWN! He takes out 30 Trojan mans out of his pocket

Lily: dang

James: that's 30 condoms

Sirius; you're just jealous of me cuz of that night with me and Breanna Goodall that night in seventh year

James:

Snape: well there's a thing called mail order brides you know

Snape walks out

James mutters to Sirius: the only time he could ever get any

Lily: YEAH WELL IM GONNA GO BEAT UP A GUY SINCE IM SO PISSED OFF!

Sirius: im getting out of here you guys make me mad!

Sirius drops a condom on his way out. James sneaks over and picks it up, opens it, blows it up and sticks it over Sirius' head

James: OH WHAT NOW TROJAN MAN?

Remus buzzes the buzzer

Remus: Well now we've had fun with condoms, lets play a game called two line vocabulary where James is a safari guide with his two companions Sirius and Snape and the catch is that Sirius and Snape can only say two sentences each.

Remus: Snape can only say, "I want a beer" and "Im horny"

Remus: Sirius can only say "oops I did it again" and "What's that"

Sirius Remus and James start walking

Snape: Im horny

James in a Steve Irwin voice: No not now we are hunting the famous Remus Lupinius a very nasty beast they say he walked around naked and scarred a whole group of eleven year old girls for life.

Sirius: What's that?

James: A nasty beast

Snape: I want a beer

Sirius: What's that?

James: a beer is an alcoholic drink

Sirius: What's that?

James: Shut up!

Sirius: oops I did it again

James: Shut up both of you

James sneaks up behind remus and says in his Steve Irwin voice: The beast is right here the remus lupinius careful he might bite.

Sirius: What's that?

Remus turns around

James: RUN!

Snape: I want a beer!

Remus buzzes the buzzer

Remus wow

A/N Please Review and can anybody give me suggestions on the next game? Please?