Me: Well, as some requested here's the newest installment of 'My Past: A Nekos' Story' Here with me to introduce this is my friend Hiei!
Hiei: Why must I be in this thing you humans call a fan fiction. I didn't do anything to deserve this.
Me: Yes you did, plus you're Pan's brother and this is a story about her past so you were bound to be mentioned.
Hiei: But you made me look kind!
Me: Well then nothing of tremendous portions happened when you were four. BUT I COULD show everyone this embarrassing picture I got from you're older sister. (Holds up a picture but Hiei grabs it and rips it to shreds). Don't worry I still have about nine thousand copies left.
Hiei: NO! NO ONE IS TO SEE THAT! I WAS SIX AND STUPID AND PAN DARED ME! Fine you win make me as you like. (mutters under his breath) Baka onna.
Me: You say something Hiei?
Hiei: No.
Me: Thought so, anyway, I don't own anyone that's mentioned in the show, just the wolf the other thieves and Pan. Before we start the fic, lets answer some of the reviews shall we? Hiei why don't you do it?
Hiei: Not a chance.
Kurama: Now Hiei, that's not a good way to talk to someone who has blackmail and isn't afraid to use it.
Me: KURAMA! How'd you get in here!
Kurama: I used the backdoor. (points to a door)
Me: oh, that'll do it. Wait! (looks at the last three lines) Hey! I can use this against him!
Hiei: NICE GOING FOX!
Kurama: (sweat drop) You didn't know that before?
Me: NOPE!
Hiei Kurama: (sweat drop)
Hiei: That's sad
Me: Watch it Hiei! Just answer the poor peoples reviews! Or else! (holds up picture)
Hiei: OKAY! Lets answer their reviews shall we?
Allen: First off I'd like to say sorry that I didn't see your review and respond in the second chapter. Well I'm happy that you like this. Though, honestly, I don't work to hard on this, I really just work on this during my fourth class in middle school. You most likely won't believe me but I actually got this story idea from a dream. That same day I started to write the first chapter and had two of my friends read it, they both liked it and so I decided to post this. Anyway as you requested, here's the next chapter.
Nana: Well I'm happy you like this too. As I might have told you before this is my imagination at its best. Maybe later I can help you understand the show, characters and such.
Mother: (Moms, you know how they are) To answer you're first question, Hiei might come home when he's working with Yusuke and co. but that's not a part of the story I'm writing. I agree castaways can prove they're survivors but if I'm understanding you with you're next question, don't worry I won't kill Hiei, he's an important part of the stories that I'm planning for the future. Glad you want to hear more about Pan I was starting to think no one cared about her. Yes she would miss her brother if he didn't wait for her as soon as he got off the island. Yukina, as I said last chapter, left to go look for her brother. Remember she never met either of her siblings before and I guess you could say she got fired from the story. So as you asked too here's the next chapter.
Me: (shows Kurama the picture)
Kurama: Wow he really did that?
Me: That's what Pan said and I've learned to trust her.
Hiei: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!
Me: KURAMA! Calm down Hiei!
Kurama: Why don't you you're the one who showed ME the picture!
Me: I know but I value my life.
Kurama: Thanks a lot. Oh boy!
Hiei: (Sharpening his blade)
Me: On with the ficcie!
As soon as I left the island I immediately saw Hiei. He was waiting for me about two feet away from where I landed. I stood there staring at him and him staring at me. After staring we exchanged amused smirks. It was amazing how predictable this was.
Flash Back:
" Wow, for a change I was actually right about my seemingly 'unpredictable' sister." Hiei stated with a smirk.
" No I'm just," Pan thought for a moment.
" You sure you're feeling alright? You're thinking."
" VERY FUNNY HIEI!" She was ticked now. Just like a young kitten she jumped on him. "Pinned ya!" Pan said to his face (it was like two inches away from hers. The kitten didn't have much of a choice). Just like Simba and Nala from The Lion King she was literally on top of him, smiling at his shocked look. Hiei, not wanting to be out done by his sister, tried to get on top of her. Keyword being, tried. When Pan was on the ground, it didn't last long. She saw what he was doing and he was on the ground, again. "Pinned ya again!" She exclaimed, her smile soon died and all of her features suddenly became serious. Hiei knew when this happened to keep quiet. The clearing they were in went completely silent.
" Hiei, go into the woods and hide, I'll be right there."
As soon as Hiei left and disappeared into the foliage Pan met up with whom she sensed just a minute before. A blue furred wolf demon stepped out of the shadows. The two young fire demons were quick to identify the wolf.
He was one of the leading generals of the recent fox and wolf wars. Like many others who participated in the century long war he became leader of a band of thieves. Somehow the youngsters knew what was going to happen before it did happen.
" Well, well, well, what are two fire cats such as yourselves doing in a place like this?" He paused. " Don't give me that look girl, I know you're brothers hiding behind that tree." When Pan heard that he knew about Hiei she quickly transformed into a Jaguar and the fur in her back stuck up as if it was filled with electricity.
" How did you know he was there!" She demanded " And my names NOT girl but you have no use for my real name."
" Smart girl not giving me your name when we just met, but all the same. Darling, did you honestly think I wouldn't see he was there? I mean, of course he would be perfect for hiding in anyplace with all that black clothing. But he isn't experienced enough to bring it to its fullest. You too, but your red clothes make you more visible. "
" Why do you care?" The kitten was starting to get a little nervous as to what his answer might be.
" I think you both know, now come with me and I'll show you your new home." After that he turned around. The duo didn't have much of a choice and they knew it. With a small gesture Pan called Hiei and they both followed the Ookami back to his camp. Neither of them liked to admit it but it was inevitable, it was his camp, his rules, they were his.
At the camp, the cat and fire demon were together like magnets, not going anywhere without the other. The two of them were actually scared of what would happen if they left the others side. Pan had a sinking feeling of what would happen but didn't mention anything to Hiei. It didn't really help when the thieves got a twinkle in their eyes when they passed.
Hiei knew something was wrong when, even though her face held no emotion or expression, her ear tips would twitch every now and then. They always indicated if she was annoyed, angry, happy, or any other emotion she might be feeling at the time. Now her ears were showing a mixture of fear and, something else, he couldn't quite figure it out. He was right, but the other emotion was the last thing you would expect at a time like this.
Pan's mind:
"This is so ANNOYING! They're all looking right into my eyes that's an automatic challenge! But I can't fight them I'm outnumbered plus if I do battle with them I would hence forth risk my life. Who would help Hiei with anything he might get himself into? Oh, man this is irritating. Shoot! I'm showing to much emotion. Hiei's looking at me with his worried look. If he can tell what I'm feeling then the wolf and his cronies are bound to notice. Stupid ears, they always give away what I'm feeling. Okay, calm down, stop ranting. We'll get out of here soon."
Back outside:
The two kids were shown their room (actually it's a tent) long ago and were now discussing the future. " I don't like this place Hiei."
"What's not to like? I understand it's not the best place to be but it's all we have."
" Well, there's" she put a finger up as she mentally crossed them off the mile-long list. " There's, looking right into my eyes, you know my instincts signal that as a challenge. Also the offensive gestures, mom wouldn't want us to be associating with these creatures. Finally ANYWHERE in makai would be better than HERE!
" Is that all?" He asked unpoping his ears.
" Nope but it would take to long to name them all. I just named the main ones."
" How many are there total"
"About five thousand nine hundred"
" Wow. Are you sure that's all?"
" NO! You're right. Sorry my bad, five thousand nine hundred one."
"Okay,well, night"
" Night Hiei. You know, maybe in a few months we'll be out of here." They both soon fell into a dream-filled sleep.
Little did they know that they're nightmare was just beginning. That they would spend most of they're lives here being trained to become the best thieves in makai.
End Flash Back
Me: So how did ya'll like it?
Kurama: It was fine but could you help me? (holds Hiei down with rose whip)
Hiei: Fox, let me go now! And give me my katana while you're at it!
Me: (Holds katana) No WAY! This thing is way COOL!
Hiei: PUT THAT DOWN!
Me: Not a chance. But if you want I can give you something to beat up.
Hiei: No, I'd rather beat you up.
Kurama: Now can't you two solve this dilemma in a civilized manner?
Hiei Me: NO WAY!
Me: Plus I want to try out my new authoress powers. Let's see if this works. (closes eyes and writes something down on a piece of paper) Okay Kurama, could you tell me if Hiei's under a giant chicken with a nametag that has Cluck on it?
Kurama: Nop- (giant chicken by the name of Cluck falls from the sky) Yup.
Me: Okay thanks.
Hiei: Ow
Me: I feel better. OH LOOK AN ADORABLE LITTLE FOX!
Kurama: What?
Me: Look over there. (points over there)
Little sister: If its something you like then it must DIE!
Me: HEY! LITTLE BUGGER! HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE! What do you mea? (Clucks dad falls on the adorable fox) NOOOOOOOO! HOW COULD YOU! NOW WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Bugger: (looks at name) HEY! MY NAMES NOT BUGGER!
Me: Now it is.
Bugger: Evil. So anyway what do you mean we're all going to die?
Me: You're right; YOU'RE going to die!
Bugger: WHAT! WHY ME?
Hiei: Because, you killed the fox.
Me: HELLO! Oh, sorry I forgot, you were under Cluck this whole time! Since you seem to know more about this than I do, could you tell us how and by whom my little sister is going die?
Hiei: I thought you were the authoress? Shouldn't you know about this?
Me: I know I am but, JUST TELL US HIEI!
Hiei: Fine but start running as soon as I finish telling you. Look at Kurama's eyes.
Bugger Me: (look into his eyes while Hiei starts to run)
Me: Yup. I was right, you are going to die.
Bugger: I still don't see how.
Me: HIS EYES ARE STREAKED WITH GOLD YOU IDIOT! (whispers) okay now run.
Bugger: (nods and runs)
Me: Okay, good little fox. (laughs nervously) Down boy. OH! What the hay, SIC 'ER BOY!
Kurama: (Slightly being controlled by Youko runs after Bugger with rose whip in hand)
Bugger: CRACKERS!
Me: Mmmmmm, crackers. I'm hungry. Well any and all reviews will be worth 50 dollars and will go to the ' I got attacked by a humanized fox demon' fund and will help to pay for my sisters' surgery. I may hate her, in fact I do but I need a daily punching bag. Anyway I won't update until I get at least 2 more reviews signed or not. All I'm asking all of you for is JUST TWO reviews. Pan out.
