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SOTR: YAY!! Thank you all for reviewing!! *teary eyes* you made my day! *sniff* Ok! Malik, you are in the lead!
Bakura: WHAT?! I was positive I was in the lead!
Bakura: (O_O) that's harsh.
SOTR: anyways, sorry Malik Fan 03 and anyone else for forgetting you! I was rushing it... *COUGH* Anyways, Ryou...you got another present!
Ryou: I'm loved!!
SOTR: so am I...hehehe*hides flamethrower from everyone* ok Ryou, you got a lollipop that last forever!!
Ryou: FOREVER??
SOTR: yep! Now, thank Pink and White Snow!
Ryou: (;__;) thank you! These are tears of happiness
SOTR: (OO;) uh......right Ryou! in a whisper thanks for the flamethrower! And Ryou?
Ryou:*sucking on lollipop* Yes?
SOTR: Thank Malik Fan 03 for getting you a 'How to Score With Anzu' Guide, plus pixie sticks!
Ryou:*choking on lollipop* LET ME SEE THAT BOOK!*snatches book and pixie sticks* Interesting.....*sucks on lollipop, while reading book*
SOTR: (O_O) Ok......Yami, you got some hair-gel!
Yami: IS it that ultra, strong type??! I didn't have enough money for that.*looks at bottle* IT IS!!! THANK YOU MALIK FAN 03!!! I HAVE NEVER HAD THIS KIND!! It'll make me sexy!*starts applying gel to his hair*
Bakura: He's obsessed.
SOTR:*nods* Ok, Bakura, you got something-
Bakura: Letmeseeletmeseeletmeseeeeeeeeeee
SOTR: (.) calm down, or I'LL be the one to rule the world!
Bakura: (O_O) Could it be?
SOTR: You got all the M. Items....
Bakura: In your face Pharaoh
Yami: (_) great, now he has my M. Item
Bakura: Hehehe.....
SOTR: And you got some fancy knives.
Bakura: Oh good, I lost the rest of mine....or perhaps Marik stole mine.
Marik:*whistling*
SOTR: Speaking of Marik, you got Yami's powers and a jug of sake.
Yami: First my puzzle, than my POWERS??! Damn!
Marik: Mwahahaha!! Hey, did you say......SAKE??
SOTR: (O_O)
Marik: chugs it down* BOOYA, GRANDMA
Malik: whose grandma?? And who come I didn't get any presents?
Anzu: ME neither
SOTR: Malik, you got a date w/Anzu to wherever you want and any kind of candy you want!
Malik: woo-hoo!! C'mon Anzu!!*picks her up* We're goin' to HOLLYWOOD!!
ANZU: (O__________O)
SOTR: And I got candy!! YESSSSSSSSS!! Oh, and I have a couple presents. For Joey, I have a god suit and collar
Joey:*in dog suit
Kaiba: Hahahahahaha
SOTR: And Kaiba, I got you this deed that says you can take Joey on walks!
Kaiba: (^_^) even better
SOTR: Oh, and for Yami, I got you a huge Mallet to use on Kaiba.
Yami:*evil grin*
Kaiba: (O_O) oh shit.....*hauls ass*
SOTR: This chapter will focus on Kaiba, Joey, Mokuba, and Yami! Enjoy!
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CH. 6 If it ain't the skeptical Pharaoh.
Kaiba: ...................................*COUGH*
Joey:*whines* why are we here again?
Yugi: (O_O) Joey, please, shut up.
Mokuba: (__) I told you already!! These people go bonkers on everyone!! This guy ain't even human!! He's a dog, for God's sake
Man: (OO;) Kid, listen, I can't let you through here. This is a prison! I can't execute people I don't know and who haven't done anything against the law.
Mokuba: The hell??! I'll give ya' Kaiba Corp.
Man: (-_-;) I told you that I can't. Go take them to an asylum, if he's a, um....dog.
Mokuba: FINE
At Mental Institute....................
Man: So he's a dog, he's a Pharaoh, and he's an elf from the North Pole? So what is he?
Mokuba: CEO of Kaiba Corp, chump!
Man: (----------______---------) *ahem* o...k...so, um what do you want me to do with them?
Mokuba: Were you not listening, I want you to put them in an asylum!!
Man: Uh....why?
Mokuba: How much money do you want? Just say the word, and I'll give
Yugi:*in a whisper* Psst, Kaiba.
Seto: What, little Yugi?
Yugi: Don't you think that you should stop this while you still can?
Seto: How exactly? Mokuba can get scary when he's angry.
Joey: And you say I'M the dog.
Yami: Joey, shut the hell up. Maybe I can get a whip somewhere and whip his ass, till it's redder than Hot Chilly Peppers.
Seto: You do, and your ass is grass, Pharaoh.
Yami: Shut up, Priest.
Seto: NO, HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT UP, YAMI!??! IF YOU HAD KEPT THAT FAT EGO OF YOURS TO YOURSELF, WE WOUYLDN'Y BE HERE
Yugi: (O_O) Kaiba's losing it.
Joey:*nods*
Yami: WHAT?!? YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST EGO ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH, YOU SELF- OBSORBED BRAT
SETO: &*^(&%^&$^$*$*&
Yami: OH YEAH??! (&
Yugi: That's too much for my innocent ears!!
Joey: This is getting' interesting, Yuge.
Yugi:*looks at Joey skeptically* uh....
Joey: Too bad we don't have any popcorn...
Mokuba: I'LL SUE YOU!! COME ONE, WE'RE LEAVING, BUT I WON'T GIVE UP!!! ALL OF YOU ALIENS WILL BE IN AN ASYLUM, MARK MY WORDS!!
Yugi, Joey, Yami, Seto: (O_O) *sweatdrop* uh...o....k...
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Yugi: Eh, Yami you ok?
Yami: I will kill that bastard, Kaiba! I WILL
Yugi: Yami, calm down-
Yami: CALM DOWN??!? NEVER!!!!!!!! KAIBA WILL DIE UPON THE WRATH OF THE PHARAOH'S POWER
Yugi: You watched 'The Mummy' again didn't you?
Yami:*not listening* If I EVER FIND OUT THAT KAIBA IS IN THIS JURISTICTION, I SHALL OBLITERATE HIM, THE IMPUDENT FOOL
Yugi: (O_O)
Grandpa: What's going on out here?*sees Yami with red eyes* He kind of looks like Sesshomaru(don't own Inu Yasha) when he's a demon!
Yugi: Grandpa, you should stop watching Inu Yasha.
Grandpa: I like Kagome!*whistles* now THERE'S a girl I need as a wife!*leaves room*
Yugi: My innocent ears!
Yami: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Yugi:*SIGHS*
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SOTR: Well, there you have it! End of CH.6 If it ain't the skeptical Pharaoh. Plz review and send more presents and torture items!*blows fire on Tristan's hair*
Tristan:*oblivious* Yo! I think someone's cooking something!
Joey: Tristan, you jackass!
Tristan: notices AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
SOTR: YAY!! Thank you all for reviewing!! *teary eyes* you made my day! *sniff* Ok! Malik, you are in the lead!
Bakura: WHAT?! I was positive I was in the lead!
Bakura: (O_O) that's harsh.
SOTR: anyways, sorry Malik Fan 03 and anyone else for forgetting you! I was rushing it... *COUGH* Anyways, Ryou...you got another present!
Ryou: I'm loved!!
SOTR: so am I...hehehe*hides flamethrower from everyone* ok Ryou, you got a lollipop that last forever!!
Ryou: FOREVER??
SOTR: yep! Now, thank Pink and White Snow!
Ryou: (;__;) thank you! These are tears of happiness
SOTR: (OO;) uh......right Ryou! in a whisper thanks for the flamethrower! And Ryou?
Ryou:*sucking on lollipop* Yes?
SOTR: Thank Malik Fan 03 for getting you a 'How to Score With Anzu' Guide, plus pixie sticks!
Ryou:*choking on lollipop* LET ME SEE THAT BOOK!*snatches book and pixie sticks* Interesting.....*sucks on lollipop, while reading book*
SOTR: (O_O) Ok......Yami, you got some hair-gel!
Yami: IS it that ultra, strong type??! I didn't have enough money for that.*looks at bottle* IT IS!!! THANK YOU MALIK FAN 03!!! I HAVE NEVER HAD THIS KIND!! It'll make me sexy!*starts applying gel to his hair*
Bakura: He's obsessed.
SOTR:*nods* Ok, Bakura, you got something-
Bakura: Letmeseeletmeseeletmeseeeeeeeeeee
SOTR: (.) calm down, or I'LL be the one to rule the world!
Bakura: (O_O) Could it be?
SOTR: You got all the M. Items....
Bakura: In your face Pharaoh
Yami: (_) great, now he has my M. Item
Bakura: Hehehe.....
SOTR: And you got some fancy knives.
Bakura: Oh good, I lost the rest of mine....or perhaps Marik stole mine.
Marik:*whistling*
SOTR: Speaking of Marik, you got Yami's powers and a jug of sake.
Yami: First my puzzle, than my POWERS??! Damn!
Marik: Mwahahaha!! Hey, did you say......SAKE??
SOTR: (O_O)
Marik: chugs it down* BOOYA, GRANDMA
Malik: whose grandma?? And who come I didn't get any presents?
Anzu: ME neither
SOTR: Malik, you got a date w/Anzu to wherever you want and any kind of candy you want!
Malik: woo-hoo!! C'mon Anzu!!*picks her up* We're goin' to HOLLYWOOD!!
ANZU: (O__________O)
SOTR: And I got candy!! YESSSSSSSSS!! Oh, and I have a couple presents. For Joey, I have a god suit and collar
Joey:*in dog suit
Kaiba: Hahahahahaha
SOTR: And Kaiba, I got you this deed that says you can take Joey on walks!
Kaiba: (^_^) even better
SOTR: Oh, and for Yami, I got you a huge Mallet to use on Kaiba.
Yami:*evil grin*
Kaiba: (O_O) oh shit.....*hauls ass*
SOTR: This chapter will focus on Kaiba, Joey, Mokuba, and Yami! Enjoy!
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CH. 6 If it ain't the skeptical Pharaoh.
Kaiba: ...................................*COUGH*
Joey:*whines* why are we here again?
Yugi: (O_O) Joey, please, shut up.
Mokuba: (__) I told you already!! These people go bonkers on everyone!! This guy ain't even human!! He's a dog, for God's sake
Man: (OO;) Kid, listen, I can't let you through here. This is a prison! I can't execute people I don't know and who haven't done anything against the law.
Mokuba: The hell??! I'll give ya' Kaiba Corp.
Man: (-_-;) I told you that I can't. Go take them to an asylum, if he's a, um....dog.
Mokuba: FINE
At Mental Institute....................
Man: So he's a dog, he's a Pharaoh, and he's an elf from the North Pole? So what is he?
Mokuba: CEO of Kaiba Corp, chump!
Man: (----------______---------) *ahem* o...k...so, um what do you want me to do with them?
Mokuba: Were you not listening, I want you to put them in an asylum!!
Man: Uh....why?
Mokuba: How much money do you want? Just say the word, and I'll give
Yugi:*in a whisper* Psst, Kaiba.
Seto: What, little Yugi?
Yugi: Don't you think that you should stop this while you still can?
Seto: How exactly? Mokuba can get scary when he's angry.
Joey: And you say I'M the dog.
Yami: Joey, shut the hell up. Maybe I can get a whip somewhere and whip his ass, till it's redder than Hot Chilly Peppers.
Seto: You do, and your ass is grass, Pharaoh.
Yami: Shut up, Priest.
Seto: NO, HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT UP, YAMI!??! IF YOU HAD KEPT THAT FAT EGO OF YOURS TO YOURSELF, WE WOUYLDN'Y BE HERE
Yugi: (O_O) Kaiba's losing it.
Joey:*nods*
Yami: WHAT?!? YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST EGO ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH, YOU SELF- OBSORBED BRAT
SETO: &*^(&%^&$^$*$*&
Yami: OH YEAH??! (&
Yugi: That's too much for my innocent ears!!
Joey: This is getting' interesting, Yuge.
Yugi:*looks at Joey skeptically* uh....
Joey: Too bad we don't have any popcorn...
Mokuba: I'LL SUE YOU!! COME ONE, WE'RE LEAVING, BUT I WON'T GIVE UP!!! ALL OF YOU ALIENS WILL BE IN AN ASYLUM, MARK MY WORDS!!
Yugi, Joey, Yami, Seto: (O_O) *sweatdrop* uh...o....k...
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Yugi: Eh, Yami you ok?
Yami: I will kill that bastard, Kaiba! I WILL
Yugi: Yami, calm down-
Yami: CALM DOWN??!? NEVER!!!!!!!! KAIBA WILL DIE UPON THE WRATH OF THE PHARAOH'S POWER
Yugi: You watched 'The Mummy' again didn't you?
Yami:*not listening* If I EVER FIND OUT THAT KAIBA IS IN THIS JURISTICTION, I SHALL OBLITERATE HIM, THE IMPUDENT FOOL
Yugi: (O_O)
Grandpa: What's going on out here?*sees Yami with red eyes* He kind of looks like Sesshomaru(don't own Inu Yasha) when he's a demon!
Yugi: Grandpa, you should stop watching Inu Yasha.
Grandpa: I like Kagome!*whistles* now THERE'S a girl I need as a wife!*leaves room*
Yugi: My innocent ears!
Yami: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Yugi:*SIGHS*
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SOTR: Well, there you have it! End of CH.6 If it ain't the skeptical Pharaoh. Plz review and send more presents and torture items!*blows fire on Tristan's hair*
Tristan:*oblivious* Yo! I think someone's cooking something!
Joey: Tristan, you jackass!
Tristan: notices AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!