Disclaimer: I never owned Yugioh! Except I will haunt everyone who says
they do! That made absolutely no sense...
SOTR: I had coffee!!!! Mwahahaha!!
Ryou:*inches away from her*
SOTR: And I'm proud to be an American for at least I know I'm free! And I won't forget-
Bakura: Shut up.
SOTR:*shrugs* Ryou...get to wear leather as well as Bakura, Marik, and Malik!!!!!!!! Feel my wrath!!
POOF!!!!!!!
Ryou: This is a tight fit!! (OO;)
SOTR:*drool* Ahem! Anyways,
Rabidmoose: (^__^) You're so cool!! I love you! (O.O) Don't get any ideas. Not THAT way, dawg!
Bakura: Dog?
Joey: I'll kill you!!!!
Bakura: (O_O)
SOTR: You're so nice...you've complimented me!! I'll always be nice to you now! (^_^)
TeaFan123: Interesting? Thanks!
Sweet Cherry Kisses: I love Sesshomaru too! He's hot!
Bakura: () uh.......
SOTR: er.....hot as in personality. (-_-) Now, for your presents! Seto, you get the Tesusaiga so you can kill anyone who keeps putting you with Mokuba in fics!
Seto: THAT'S INCEST!!! YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE!! I'LL SUE YOU!!!!
SOTR: Right...Yugi you get a never-ending lifetime supply of candy!
Yugi: CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!! MINE!!!!
SOTR: (-_-) Bakura, you get a book that will teach you super-sexy dance moves so you can be win Tea over!
Bakura:*looks slyly at Tea, reading the book*
SOTR: oh boy...(ahem) Isis, you get a super-sexy new wardrobe!
Isis: Now maybe Shadi will love me!
SOTR: Anzu, you get a super-size frying pan to squish Anzu/Tea bashers!
Tea: Thank Ra! I mean...God.
Marik: It's rubbing off on her.
SOTR:*nods* And me? I get........the RIGHTS TOYUGIOH!!!!!!!!!
SETO: No way!
Yugi: way!
Seto: No way!
Yugi: Way!!
Seto: No-
GONG!
Seto: (X_X)
Tea: This frying pan is in good hands...
SOTR: Er...right. Here's some presents from Malik Fan 03! Tea, you get an Tea bashers Baseball thing!
Tea:*victory pose*
SOTR: (O_O) I get a tennis racket with spikes! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Marik: (O_O) she always uses her things on ME!
SOTR: just shows how much I love you, Marik! Hehehehe......
Marik: Oh dear Ra.
SOTR: Malik, you get Wing Zero Gundam!
Malik: Cool! The best one too! It'll kick ass!
SOTR: Bakura, you get a giant energy-gun that can destroy KaibaCorp within seconds!
Bakura:*destroys her home on accident* oops
SOTR: You die after this chapter.
Bakura: (O_O) shit.
SOTR: Marik, you get a boomerang with......
Marik: with?
SOTR: spikes.
Marik: YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
SOTR: Kaiba, you already know what you got, coz you already got it.
Seto: the Tetsusaiga, I know.
SOTR Don't you like it?
Seto: I've already killed 10 people who have made those incest fics.
SOTR: (O_O) O.....k..... Now, enjoy this while you can!
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
Marik sighed as he ate a banana. He threw his 10th peeling on the floor.
Bakura:*walking, not seeing banana peels on floor* *slips* YAH! *THUMP* *gets up* *walks* *slips* AUGH! *THUMP!*
ARGH!
THUMP!
YOW!
THUMP!
AHHHHH!!
THUMMMPPP!!
Marik: What's his problem?*sits in front of TV* Some say they're my friends, I say they're my entertainment.*turns TV on* HUH?
ON TV
~
Jack: Jack's Script!*does really gay pose*
~
Reality
Marik: What a fag. Seriously.
Bakura:*comes in with a black eye* Next time...THROW YOUR BANANA PEELS AWAY, YOU DISGUSTING PORCUPINE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marik: Shuddup, I'm criticizing this gay guy on TV.
Bakura: Oh, I'll help.
Marik: Ok.
~
~
~
~
IN Malik's Room..................................
Malik: So, um, Tea? What did you need?
Tea: Well.........you see......*puppy eyes* I need a cup of sugar.
Malik:*anime fall, sweatdrop* Uh......ok. 'I thought it was something serious.'
Tea:*grin*
~
~
~
~
~
Seto:*goes in Game Shop* Hello Yugi, how are—OOMPH!
Yami:*on top of Seto like a Rabid Animal* WELCOME TO THE KAME GAME SHOP, CAN I KILL YOU TODAY??????????????!!!!!
Seto: (O_O) Uh, will you get off me?
Yami: NO I WILL NOT GET OFF YOU, YOU STUPID, GAY-ASS CRAP HEAD!!!!!!!!
Seto: (OO;) Can I get up then?
Yami: (_) STOP STALLING YOUR DEATH, YOU MONGROL!!!! GRRRRRRRRR
Grandpa: Oh hello Kaiba. How are you today? I'm fine, and you? Oh that's good. Toodles!*leaves*
S&Y: (sweatdrop) HUH? They looked at each other in confusion.
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
TV.....
Commercial comes on. "She wore an itsy bitsy, tiny weenie, yellow poke-a dot bikini, That she wore for the first time today!"
Marik,Bakura: (OO;)
Tea and Malik come in to see Marik and Bakura's faces pressed against the TV. Tea heard the commercial.
Tea: OOH! She wore and itsybitsy tinie weenie, yellow poke a dot bikini, that she wore for the first time today! (^___^)
Malik: gives her sugar* uh, here......Tea......
Tea: Thanks! Bye guys!*leaves out front door. Or so she thought*
BANG!!!
Tea: @_@) I'm ok! She hit the door!*opens door and leaves out it*
Malik: uh....yeah...
Marik: Mwahahahahahaha!! That was hilarious!!
Bakura, Malik: (--_--) right.
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
SOTR: please review and send in gifts, torture items and reviews! Ma Salama! It means goodbye in Arabic!
SOTR: I had coffee!!!! Mwahahaha!!
Ryou:*inches away from her*
SOTR: And I'm proud to be an American for at least I know I'm free! And I won't forget-
Bakura: Shut up.
SOTR:*shrugs* Ryou...get to wear leather as well as Bakura, Marik, and Malik!!!!!!!! Feel my wrath!!
POOF!!!!!!!
Ryou: This is a tight fit!! (OO;)
SOTR:*drool* Ahem! Anyways,
Rabidmoose: (^__^) You're so cool!! I love you! (O.O) Don't get any ideas. Not THAT way, dawg!
Bakura: Dog?
Joey: I'll kill you!!!!
Bakura: (O_O)
SOTR: You're so nice...you've complimented me!! I'll always be nice to you now! (^_^)
TeaFan123: Interesting? Thanks!
Sweet Cherry Kisses: I love Sesshomaru too! He's hot!
Bakura: () uh.......
SOTR: er.....hot as in personality. (-_-) Now, for your presents! Seto, you get the Tesusaiga so you can kill anyone who keeps putting you with Mokuba in fics!
Seto: THAT'S INCEST!!! YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE!! I'LL SUE YOU!!!!
SOTR: Right...Yugi you get a never-ending lifetime supply of candy!
Yugi: CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!! MINE!!!!
SOTR: (-_-) Bakura, you get a book that will teach you super-sexy dance moves so you can be win Tea over!
Bakura:*looks slyly at Tea, reading the book*
SOTR: oh boy...(ahem) Isis, you get a super-sexy new wardrobe!
Isis: Now maybe Shadi will love me!
SOTR: Anzu, you get a super-size frying pan to squish Anzu/Tea bashers!
Tea: Thank Ra! I mean...God.
Marik: It's rubbing off on her.
SOTR:*nods* And me? I get........the RIGHTS TOYUGIOH!!!!!!!!!
SETO: No way!
Yugi: way!
Seto: No way!
Yugi: Way!!
Seto: No-
GONG!
Seto: (X_X)
Tea: This frying pan is in good hands...
SOTR: Er...right. Here's some presents from Malik Fan 03! Tea, you get an Tea bashers Baseball thing!
Tea:*victory pose*
SOTR: (O_O) I get a tennis racket with spikes! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
Marik: (O_O) she always uses her things on ME!
SOTR: just shows how much I love you, Marik! Hehehehe......
Marik: Oh dear Ra.
SOTR: Malik, you get Wing Zero Gundam!
Malik: Cool! The best one too! It'll kick ass!
SOTR: Bakura, you get a giant energy-gun that can destroy KaibaCorp within seconds!
Bakura:*destroys her home on accident* oops
SOTR: You die after this chapter.
Bakura: (O_O) shit.
SOTR: Marik, you get a boomerang with......
Marik: with?
SOTR: spikes.
Marik: YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
SOTR: Kaiba, you already know what you got, coz you already got it.
Seto: the Tetsusaiga, I know.
SOTR Don't you like it?
Seto: I've already killed 10 people who have made those incest fics.
SOTR: (O_O) O.....k..... Now, enjoy this while you can!
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
Marik sighed as he ate a banana. He threw his 10th peeling on the floor.
Bakura:*walking, not seeing banana peels on floor* *slips* YAH! *THUMP* *gets up* *walks* *slips* AUGH! *THUMP!*
ARGH!
THUMP!
YOW!
THUMP!
AHHHHH!!
THUMMMPPP!!
Marik: What's his problem?*sits in front of TV* Some say they're my friends, I say they're my entertainment.*turns TV on* HUH?
ON TV
~
Jack: Jack's Script!*does really gay pose*
~
Reality
Marik: What a fag. Seriously.
Bakura:*comes in with a black eye* Next time...THROW YOUR BANANA PEELS AWAY, YOU DISGUSTING PORCUPINE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marik: Shuddup, I'm criticizing this gay guy on TV.
Bakura: Oh, I'll help.
Marik: Ok.
~
~
~
~
IN Malik's Room..................................
Malik: So, um, Tea? What did you need?
Tea: Well.........you see......*puppy eyes* I need a cup of sugar.
Malik:*anime fall, sweatdrop* Uh......ok. 'I thought it was something serious.'
Tea:*grin*
~
~
~
~
~
Seto:*goes in Game Shop* Hello Yugi, how are—OOMPH!
Yami:*on top of Seto like a Rabid Animal* WELCOME TO THE KAME GAME SHOP, CAN I KILL YOU TODAY??????????????!!!!!
Seto: (O_O) Uh, will you get off me?
Yami: NO I WILL NOT GET OFF YOU, YOU STUPID, GAY-ASS CRAP HEAD!!!!!!!!
Seto: (OO;) Can I get up then?
Yami: (_) STOP STALLING YOUR DEATH, YOU MONGROL!!!! GRRRRRRRRR
Grandpa: Oh hello Kaiba. How are you today? I'm fine, and you? Oh that's good. Toodles!*leaves*
S&Y: (sweatdrop) HUH? They looked at each other in confusion.
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
TV.....
Commercial comes on. "She wore an itsy bitsy, tiny weenie, yellow poke-a dot bikini, That she wore for the first time today!"
Marik,Bakura: (OO;)
Tea and Malik come in to see Marik and Bakura's faces pressed against the TV. Tea heard the commercial.
Tea: OOH! She wore and itsybitsy tinie weenie, yellow poke a dot bikini, that she wore for the first time today! (^___^)
Malik: gives her sugar* uh, here......Tea......
Tea: Thanks! Bye guys!*leaves out front door. Or so she thought*
BANG!!!
Tea: @_@) I'm ok! She hit the door!*opens door and leaves out it*
Malik: uh....yeah...
Marik: Mwahahahahahaha!! That was hilarious!!
Bakura, Malik: (--_--) right.
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
~
SOTR: please review and send in gifts, torture items and reviews! Ma Salama! It means goodbye in Arabic!