Disclaimer: I don not own yugioh, Kazuki Takahashi does.
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SOTR: Ok, dawgs, listen to this. FF.net is getting all screwed up, ya know? Yo guys' reviews haven't been gett'n emailed to me, dude. So that's a problem. Coz, I love yo guys' reviews and stuff. But ff.net is making it more difficult for me. And ya see...the stupid thing won't even let me log in, yo! So I like, did this a long time ago, but it screwed me over. Also, my author alert thing went out of wack! One person updated one chapter, but I had 18 emails that said they updated it. Pretty freaky, eh? Anyway dawg...here's da gifts.
Raine: Stop talkin' like that.
SOTR:*shrugs* O-K!
KawaiiLil-InuGurl: Whoa, girl! You gave, like, ALL the Yu-Gi-Oh characters some gifts!
Everyone: GIVE US THEM!!
SOTR: Fine! Ok, Bakura! You get all 3 Egyptian God Cards!
Bakura:*pets cards* *in a golem voice* My.......PRECIOUS............*in a trance*
Malik: Thos are mine!
Bakura:*snapping* MINE!!!!
Malik: (OO;)
SOTR: Marik, you get an Eastern Yellow-Back Snake and a tattoo remover!
Marik: About the hell time! I need this*removes tattoos* IT BURNS!! OH HOLY SHIT, IT BURNS!!!!!
SOTR: (OO;)
Marik: Ahhh. They're gone. Hmm?*looks down to see snake going straight for his leg* ARRRGGGHHHH!!!! MOMMY!*holds on to SOTR's face for dear life*
SOTR: (--_--)*shoves him off*
Marik:*shrieks and runs from the charging snake*
Snake:*heart-shaped eyes*
SOTR: (*_*) Ok, Yami you get a Funky-Chunky-Bunky Hair styling color!
Yami:*makes his hair color half white, half blonde* I look adorable, eh?
SOTR: (OO) er...
Bakura: YOU POSER!!!*wrestles Yami*
SOTR: Better go buy a new one for that. Ahem, Ryou, you get a poster of Tea in ....*whisper* the smallest swim suit alive!
Ryou:*unrolls poster, un aware.* (O_______________O) *starts drooling* (^________^) Oh yeah, baby!
Poster: containing Tea with a thong bottom, VERY small top that covers hardly anything
SOTR:*-_-) hentai. Malik, you get a motorcycle with a shiny blue, black, gold, and purple paint. Someone loves you. Oh, and Spiked wheels.
Malik: (^__^) I've always wanted one of these! Now I can become-!!
SOTR: We all know. Now, Yugi, you get shoes with a foot heel.
Yugi: (;_;) Am I really that short?
SOTR: For a high schooler, yes. I'm in Middle School and am taller than you.
Yugi:*sigh*
SOTR: Seto...
Seto: STOP CALLIN ME SETO, DAMMIT!
SOTR: () 'Stop calling me Seto, dammit.'*she says in a high-pitched, crackly voice.*
SETO: I'll KILL YOU!!
SOTR:*shrugs* You got a book called, 'How to make hardware virus's with the type of ONE KEY'
SETO: GIVE ME THAT, YOU INCEST LOVER!
SOTR: (--_--) humph. Grandpa, you get...*giggles* new clothes
Grandpa:*BLUSH* I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I don't need those...
SOTR: (*_*) no use in lying, gramps. Tea/Isis you get...nothing.
Tea/Isis: GASPS WHAT??!???
SOTR: just kidding, you get a life time membership at an everything-Done Salon
Tea/Isis: ZIP!!
SOTR: They left pretty fast...Tristan, you get...brass knuckles.
Tristan:*look at Duke, grinning*
Duke: (O_O) UH, hey old...
Tristan:*goes for him*
Duke:*hauls ass*
SOTR: (O__O) Ok, um, Joey, you get...(GIGGLES) a dog water bowl and food dish
Joey: (__) Mannn
SOTR/Seto: (^_______________^)
Mokuba: Wow! I got a straight jacket!
Serenity: I got my own to playing duel monster's the right way!
SOTR: HEY! Who's the authoress here??
Shadi:*shrugs* Did I get anything, my Lady?
SOTR: awww! Yes you did you adorable thing! You got a Defense Mechanism Vault for M. Items that will automatically destroy anyone that's not you
Bakura:*bruised arm and black eye* WHAT??! That's a bunch of fucking bull fucking shit!
Shadi: (O___O) What language!
Bakura: SHUDDUP YOU MITHER FUCKING—
SOTR: That's quite enough. Duke can't get his yet...er...now. So, Odion—
Odion:*wearing a black, shoulder length wig* don't I look so nice?*in feminine voice*
SOTR: (OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;)
Odion:*leaves*
SOTR: Uh, anyone else, CANDY.
*crickets*
Yugi:*blinkblink*
Bakura:*silent*
Marik:*comes in with dead snake, looking creepy. Silent, too.*
SOTR: Ok, now on to the rest.
Malik Fan 03: I have to say it was long. 5 pages at the most. See you next chapter
Sweet Cherry Kisses: (O_o) Well, I'm glad you laughed.
SOTR: Marik, you get an Xbox with the game DOA Extreme Beach Volley Ball
Marik:*starts looking at the Xbox strangely, bangs it on the table* How does it work?
SOTR: (--_--) Should've known. Yami, you get the Tokijin to fight against Seto's—
Seto: Stop calling me SETO!!!!!!!!
SOTR: -- Tetsusaiga.
YamI:*grin evil grin*
Seto: Holy mother fucker.................*runs*
SOTR: And I get........a collection of Bishie plushies!! Yay!*huggles Malik plushie*
Malik: (O__O) The horror!
Marik: Malik gets all the attention, HUH? DOESN'T HE????
SOTR: What a jealous guy.*cuddles with Marik plushie* He's so cuuuuttteee! When he's calm.
Marik:*glare*
SOTR: Ok, Tea will get her DDr playstation when she gets back and Yami gets nothing.
Yami:*stops attempting to kill Seto* What? Don't you love me?
SOTR: Obviously not. Bakura, Ryou, Marik, Malik and Seto get her heart. His heart? Her heart. Which is right here.
'v'
Malik: That's creative.
Marik: One had already captured my heart! If I have one....
SOTR: (--_--)
Marik: The psychotic one if front of me!
SOTR: (O_o)
Raine: (^_^) Hahahaha! That's hilarious!
Marik: (O_O) Huh? How?
SOTR: I have a few gifts for Marik.
Malik: Just Marik?
SOTR: Yep. Only Marik. They're in my room.
Marik: Ok*walks casually in her room*
Raine: I have some-
Evil SOTR: HEY! WTF????
SOTR:*faints* (*_*)
Raine: The horror, the horror!
Evil SOTR: You know, I;m getting irritated by being called Evil SOTR, coz SOTR, is the spirit. But she's my abiou, and I'M the mother fucking Yami!
Raine:*SIGH*
Evil SOTR: SHUDDUP! How she's friends with you, I never know!
SOTR: (@_@) Coo-koo, coo-koo! Little birdy! Coo-koo!
Evil SOTR: I'm ashamed. Very, very ashamed.
Raine: Anywyas, I give Malik THIS!
Malik: A brush.
Raine: A brush (^_^) Cool, huh?
Malik: No.
Raine: I give Kaiba a Tax for $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Seto: HUH??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! MY MONEY!!*goes in a corner and cries*
Raine: (O_O) That's all. Coz I felt like bring torture to those two. Oh, Tea can get hers when she comes back.
Evil SOTR: Who cares?
Raine: (--_--)
SOTR:*comes to reality* I think that that's all. See you in the real chapter. Give some ideas for any chapter also! Bye!
Evil SOTR: Remember to kill many man innocent people!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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SOTR: Ok, dawgs, listen to this. FF.net is getting all screwed up, ya know? Yo guys' reviews haven't been gett'n emailed to me, dude. So that's a problem. Coz, I love yo guys' reviews and stuff. But ff.net is making it more difficult for me. And ya see...the stupid thing won't even let me log in, yo! So I like, did this a long time ago, but it screwed me over. Also, my author alert thing went out of wack! One person updated one chapter, but I had 18 emails that said they updated it. Pretty freaky, eh? Anyway dawg...here's da gifts.
Raine: Stop talkin' like that.
SOTR:*shrugs* O-K!
KawaiiLil-InuGurl: Whoa, girl! You gave, like, ALL the Yu-Gi-Oh characters some gifts!
Everyone: GIVE US THEM!!
SOTR: Fine! Ok, Bakura! You get all 3 Egyptian God Cards!
Bakura:*pets cards* *in a golem voice* My.......PRECIOUS............*in a trance*
Malik: Thos are mine!
Bakura:*snapping* MINE!!!!
Malik: (OO;)
SOTR: Marik, you get an Eastern Yellow-Back Snake and a tattoo remover!
Marik: About the hell time! I need this*removes tattoos* IT BURNS!! OH HOLY SHIT, IT BURNS!!!!!
SOTR: (OO;)
Marik: Ahhh. They're gone. Hmm?*looks down to see snake going straight for his leg* ARRRGGGHHHH!!!! MOMMY!*holds on to SOTR's face for dear life*
SOTR: (--_--)*shoves him off*
Marik:*shrieks and runs from the charging snake*
Snake:*heart-shaped eyes*
SOTR: (*_*) Ok, Yami you get a Funky-Chunky-Bunky Hair styling color!
Yami:*makes his hair color half white, half blonde* I look adorable, eh?
SOTR: (OO) er...
Bakura: YOU POSER!!!*wrestles Yami*
SOTR: Better go buy a new one for that. Ahem, Ryou, you get a poster of Tea in ....*whisper* the smallest swim suit alive!
Ryou:*unrolls poster, un aware.* (O_______________O) *starts drooling* (^________^) Oh yeah, baby!
Poster: containing Tea with a thong bottom, VERY small top that covers hardly anything
SOTR:*-_-) hentai. Malik, you get a motorcycle with a shiny blue, black, gold, and purple paint. Someone loves you. Oh, and Spiked wheels.
Malik: (^__^) I've always wanted one of these! Now I can become-!!
SOTR: We all know. Now, Yugi, you get shoes with a foot heel.
Yugi: (;_;) Am I really that short?
SOTR: For a high schooler, yes. I'm in Middle School and am taller than you.
Yugi:*sigh*
SOTR: Seto...
Seto: STOP CALLIN ME SETO, DAMMIT!
SOTR: () 'Stop calling me Seto, dammit.'*she says in a high-pitched, crackly voice.*
SETO: I'll KILL YOU!!
SOTR:*shrugs* You got a book called, 'How to make hardware virus's with the type of ONE KEY'
SETO: GIVE ME THAT, YOU INCEST LOVER!
SOTR: (--_--) humph. Grandpa, you get...*giggles* new clothes
Grandpa:*BLUSH* I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I don't need those...
SOTR: (*_*) no use in lying, gramps. Tea/Isis you get...nothing.
Tea/Isis: GASPS WHAT??!???
SOTR: just kidding, you get a life time membership at an everything-Done Salon
Tea/Isis: ZIP!!
SOTR: They left pretty fast...Tristan, you get...brass knuckles.
Tristan:*look at Duke, grinning*
Duke: (O_O) UH, hey old...
Tristan:*goes for him*
Duke:*hauls ass*
SOTR: (O__O) Ok, um, Joey, you get...(GIGGLES) a dog water bowl and food dish
Joey: (__) Mannn
SOTR/Seto: (^_______________^)
Mokuba: Wow! I got a straight jacket!
Serenity: I got my own to playing duel monster's the right way!
SOTR: HEY! Who's the authoress here??
Shadi:*shrugs* Did I get anything, my Lady?
SOTR: awww! Yes you did you adorable thing! You got a Defense Mechanism Vault for M. Items that will automatically destroy anyone that's not you
Bakura:*bruised arm and black eye* WHAT??! That's a bunch of fucking bull fucking shit!
Shadi: (O___O) What language!
Bakura: SHUDDUP YOU MITHER FUCKING—
SOTR: That's quite enough. Duke can't get his yet...er...now. So, Odion—
Odion:*wearing a black, shoulder length wig* don't I look so nice?*in feminine voice*
SOTR: (OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;)
Odion:*leaves*
SOTR: Uh, anyone else, CANDY.
*crickets*
Yugi:*blinkblink*
Bakura:*silent*
Marik:*comes in with dead snake, looking creepy. Silent, too.*
SOTR: Ok, now on to the rest.
Malik Fan 03: I have to say it was long. 5 pages at the most. See you next chapter
Sweet Cherry Kisses: (O_o) Well, I'm glad you laughed.
SOTR: Marik, you get an Xbox with the game DOA Extreme Beach Volley Ball
Marik:*starts looking at the Xbox strangely, bangs it on the table* How does it work?
SOTR: (--_--) Should've known. Yami, you get the Tokijin to fight against Seto's—
Seto: Stop calling me SETO!!!!!!!!
SOTR: -- Tetsusaiga.
YamI:*grin evil grin*
Seto: Holy mother fucker.................*runs*
SOTR: And I get........a collection of Bishie plushies!! Yay!*huggles Malik plushie*
Malik: (O__O) The horror!
Marik: Malik gets all the attention, HUH? DOESN'T HE????
SOTR: What a jealous guy.*cuddles with Marik plushie* He's so cuuuuttteee! When he's calm.
Marik:*glare*
SOTR: Ok, Tea will get her DDr playstation when she gets back and Yami gets nothing.
Yami:*stops attempting to kill Seto* What? Don't you love me?
SOTR: Obviously not. Bakura, Ryou, Marik, Malik and Seto get her heart. His heart? Her heart. Which is right here.
'v'
Malik: That's creative.
Marik: One had already captured my heart! If I have one....
SOTR: (--_--)
Marik: The psychotic one if front of me!
SOTR: (O_o)
Raine: (^_^) Hahahaha! That's hilarious!
Marik: (O_O) Huh? How?
SOTR: I have a few gifts for Marik.
Malik: Just Marik?
SOTR: Yep. Only Marik. They're in my room.
Marik: Ok*walks casually in her room*
Raine: I have some-
Evil SOTR: HEY! WTF????
SOTR:*faints* (*_*)
Raine: The horror, the horror!
Evil SOTR: You know, I;m getting irritated by being called Evil SOTR, coz SOTR, is the spirit. But she's my abiou, and I'M the mother fucking Yami!
Raine:*SIGH*
Evil SOTR: SHUDDUP! How she's friends with you, I never know!
SOTR: (@_@) Coo-koo, coo-koo! Little birdy! Coo-koo!
Evil SOTR: I'm ashamed. Very, very ashamed.
Raine: Anywyas, I give Malik THIS!
Malik: A brush.
Raine: A brush (^_^) Cool, huh?
Malik: No.
Raine: I give Kaiba a Tax for $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Seto: HUH??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! MY MONEY!!*goes in a corner and cries*
Raine: (O_O) That's all. Coz I felt like bring torture to those two. Oh, Tea can get hers when she comes back.
Evil SOTR: Who cares?
Raine: (--_--)
SOTR:*comes to reality* I think that that's all. See you in the real chapter. Give some ideas for any chapter also! Bye!
Evil SOTR: Remember to kill many man innocent people!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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