Disclaimer: I no own show, lawyers.
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DIS: I can't respond or hand out gifts today! Unfortunately, I can't get into the reviews for this and I didn't hang onto them in my email. So, yeah, um so here's this.
WARNING!!!!!!! WHY DO I DO THIS ALL THE TIME??? ANYWAYS, TOTAL RANDOMNESS AND LOTS OF SQUEAKINESS AND STUFF!!!! NO DRUGS, I DINK!
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November.............
alarm clock: RIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!
Malik: GRRRR!!!!
SMASH!!!
Clock: ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
Malik: (@_@)
STOMP, STOMP, STOMP, STOMP, STOMP!
Clock: Gasp! Cough, wheeeeeeeeeeeezz...............
SHOOP!
Malik: Shit! It's too late! Now I'm awake!
((Sweat drop...I got that from a comic))
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Malik:*glances in as Isis weighs herself* What's that?
Isis: An electronic wiegher. Watch. They'll say how slim I am!
Weigher: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isis: (O_O) *jumps off*
Malik: (^_^) Hahaha!!
Isis: (-_-) Everyone's a critic.
Malik: That was great, Isis!! Hahaha!!
Isis:*fumes*
Malik: (^_____^)
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Malik and Isis:*look up to see Marik trudge down the stairs*
Marik:*opens front door and sees people on the sidewalk* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!*slams door*
Malik: Having a little paranoia for breakfast, Marik?
Marik:*glare*
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Tea:*stands at the bus stop, going to the mall with Duke(Oo)*
Duke:*steps on Tea's foot, more like standing on it*
Tea: HEY!! YOU'RE STANDING ON MY FOOT!! (.)
Duke: My, we're rather self-absorbed today. (O_o)
Tea: (____________) Grrr.................I am not!!
Duke: Ok, whatever.
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At Malik's house........
Bakura:*watching TV* Hmm...I wonder when Tea will be here...man, I'm starving! I wish I had a pizza.
PIZZA COMES FROM NOWHERE
Bakura: Whoa!*takes a bite from the pizza* An it's just out of the oven! My wish was granted! Hmm...a little music would be nice too...
VIOLIN CRASHES ON HIS HEAD
Bakura: (@_@) Screw you then, Ra!
Darkness suddenly fills the room. Bakura hides behind the couch.
Ra's spirit: BAAAKKKUUURRRAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: (*_*) Sorry, Bakura can't answer your call at the moment, please leave a message after the beep. Beeeepppp!
Ra's spirit: YOU CANNOT FOOL THE ALMIGHTY GOD OF THE SUN!!
Bakura: Me no Bakura. Me Malik. Me want my cow now.
RA's Spirit: COW?????????
Bakura:*gulp*
Ra: anyways, you'd say you'd screw me babe, so let's screw. (^_^)
Bakura: (O_____________O)
Ra: Well? Fuck me, whore!
Bakura: (X______X) I'm...a man...Ra...
Ra: (O_O)
Bakura: (X_X)
Ra: () Um, ahem...well...GOOD DAY TO YOU!! THE GOD HAS SPOKEN!!
LEAVES
Bakura: That was the worst experience I have ever had...ugh.
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Malik:*looks around him cautiously* Coast is clear...good.*unzips his pants, then-*
Isis: brother!!*slams in his room*
Malik: OOF!*falls over*
Isis: brother, what were you doing??
Malik: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!
Isis: (O_O)*leaves slowly*
Malik: () GO!
SLAM!
Malik: I CAN NEVER GET PRIVACY!!
Marik:*walks in* Trying to do it again?
Malik: I hate women.
Marik: *GLARE*
Malik:*gulp* except Tea, of course.
Marik: know that, you idiot.
Malik: She's really beautiful
Marik:*THE ABSOLUTRE EVIL GALRE* LAY OFF, ABIOU!!!!!!!!
Malik: (OO) 'He's totally not over her'
Marik:*pissed, pissed, pissed, pissed!*
Malik: Um, don't worry about me just be worried about Bakura!
Marik: Too true, he is so like me.
Malik: Exactly! 'Yeah right, you stupid fuck!'
Marik: Ok, I need to go fuck Bakura up.
Malik: Good luck! (^_^) 'Gullible ass.'
MARIK LEAVES
Malik: Now maybe I can get some business done here...*unzips his pants...*
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Tea:*rings doorbell*
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Malik:*from room* AW, MY FUCKIN RA!!!!!!!!
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Tea: (O_o) Um...Duke?
Duke:*examining his nails* Yeah?
Tea: (*_*) Should we go in?
Duke: Marik's your boyfriend.
Tea: (.( IDIOT!! MALIK IS!!! (O_O) Um, I mean, um...
Duke:*bored* You like Malik?
Tea: Kind of...I mean, I dunno.
Duke: Doesn't surprise me. He is pretty sexy.
Tea: (O_o)
Duke: I love his hair too!
Tea: Duke...shut up, please.
Duke: Ok, but if you're not going to take him, then I am.
Tea: DON'T YOU DARE!
Duke:*shrugs* I was just telling you, cuz he might be after me...*purrs*
Malik:*answers, disheveled* HOLY SHIT!! TEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: (o.o) yes??
Malik: AUGH!!!*sweating* *quickly dismisses himself* ((you don't want to know why he had his hand down his pants...or wanting privacy all the time...coughmasturbatingcough))
Tea: (O.o) Um...
Duke: That is so sexy...
Tea: () DUKE!!
Duke: What?
Tea: Ugh!!
BOTH GO IN!
Bakura: Hello Tea.*he has no shirt on...drool*
Tea: (OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;) BAKURA!!!!! GO GET A SHIRT ON!!!
Bakura: Why?*smirk*
Tea: O_O) AUGH! GO!
Bakura:*sighs and puts on a shirt*
Isis:*comes in* I HAVE NEWS!!!
All : what?
Isis: I'm—
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DIS: Cliffie! Review to find out the news from Isis! Send in many gifts and I hope you thought this a funny chapter! I made it longer for all of you guys, cuz I haven't updated for A LONG time! Bai!
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DIS: I can't respond or hand out gifts today! Unfortunately, I can't get into the reviews for this and I didn't hang onto them in my email. So, yeah, um so here's this.
WARNING!!!!!!! WHY DO I DO THIS ALL THE TIME??? ANYWAYS, TOTAL RANDOMNESS AND LOTS OF SQUEAKINESS AND STUFF!!!! NO DRUGS, I DINK!
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November.............
alarm clock: RIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!
Malik: GRRRR!!!!
SMASH!!!
Clock: ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
Malik: (@_@)
STOMP, STOMP, STOMP, STOMP, STOMP!
Clock: Gasp! Cough, wheeeeeeeeeeeezz...............
SHOOP!
Malik: Shit! It's too late! Now I'm awake!
((Sweat drop...I got that from a comic))
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Malik:*glances in as Isis weighs herself* What's that?
Isis: An electronic wiegher. Watch. They'll say how slim I am!
Weigher: AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isis: (O_O) *jumps off*
Malik: (^_^) Hahaha!!
Isis: (-_-) Everyone's a critic.
Malik: That was great, Isis!! Hahaha!!
Isis:*fumes*
Malik: (^_____^)
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Malik and Isis:*look up to see Marik trudge down the stairs*
Marik:*opens front door and sees people on the sidewalk* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!*slams door*
Malik: Having a little paranoia for breakfast, Marik?
Marik:*glare*
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Tea:*stands at the bus stop, going to the mall with Duke(Oo)*
Duke:*steps on Tea's foot, more like standing on it*
Tea: HEY!! YOU'RE STANDING ON MY FOOT!! (.)
Duke: My, we're rather self-absorbed today. (O_o)
Tea: (____________) Grrr.................I am not!!
Duke: Ok, whatever.
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At Malik's house........
Bakura:*watching TV* Hmm...I wonder when Tea will be here...man, I'm starving! I wish I had a pizza.
PIZZA COMES FROM NOWHERE
Bakura: Whoa!*takes a bite from the pizza* An it's just out of the oven! My wish was granted! Hmm...a little music would be nice too...
VIOLIN CRASHES ON HIS HEAD
Bakura: (@_@) Screw you then, Ra!
Darkness suddenly fills the room. Bakura hides behind the couch.
Ra's spirit: BAAAKKKUUURRRAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: (*_*) Sorry, Bakura can't answer your call at the moment, please leave a message after the beep. Beeeepppp!
Ra's spirit: YOU CANNOT FOOL THE ALMIGHTY GOD OF THE SUN!!
Bakura: Me no Bakura. Me Malik. Me want my cow now.
RA's Spirit: COW?????????
Bakura:*gulp*
Ra: anyways, you'd say you'd screw me babe, so let's screw. (^_^)
Bakura: (O_____________O)
Ra: Well? Fuck me, whore!
Bakura: (X______X) I'm...a man...Ra...
Ra: (O_O)
Bakura: (X_X)
Ra: () Um, ahem...well...GOOD DAY TO YOU!! THE GOD HAS SPOKEN!!
LEAVES
Bakura: That was the worst experience I have ever had...ugh.
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Malik:*looks around him cautiously* Coast is clear...good.*unzips his pants, then-*
Isis: brother!!*slams in his room*
Malik: OOF!*falls over*
Isis: brother, what were you doing??
Malik: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!
Isis: (O_O)*leaves slowly*
Malik: () GO!
SLAM!
Malik: I CAN NEVER GET PRIVACY!!
Marik:*walks in* Trying to do it again?
Malik: I hate women.
Marik: *GLARE*
Malik:*gulp* except Tea, of course.
Marik: know that, you idiot.
Malik: She's really beautiful
Marik:*THE ABSOLUTRE EVIL GALRE* LAY OFF, ABIOU!!!!!!!!
Malik: (OO) 'He's totally not over her'
Marik:*pissed, pissed, pissed, pissed!*
Malik: Um, don't worry about me just be worried about Bakura!
Marik: Too true, he is so like me.
Malik: Exactly! 'Yeah right, you stupid fuck!'
Marik: Ok, I need to go fuck Bakura up.
Malik: Good luck! (^_^) 'Gullible ass.'
MARIK LEAVES
Malik: Now maybe I can get some business done here...*unzips his pants...*
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Tea:*rings doorbell*
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Malik:*from room* AW, MY FUCKIN RA!!!!!!!!
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Tea: (O_o) Um...Duke?
Duke:*examining his nails* Yeah?
Tea: (*_*) Should we go in?
Duke: Marik's your boyfriend.
Tea: (.( IDIOT!! MALIK IS!!! (O_O) Um, I mean, um...
Duke:*bored* You like Malik?
Tea: Kind of...I mean, I dunno.
Duke: Doesn't surprise me. He is pretty sexy.
Tea: (O_o)
Duke: I love his hair too!
Tea: Duke...shut up, please.
Duke: Ok, but if you're not going to take him, then I am.
Tea: DON'T YOU DARE!
Duke:*shrugs* I was just telling you, cuz he might be after me...*purrs*
Malik:*answers, disheveled* HOLY SHIT!! TEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: (o.o) yes??
Malik: AUGH!!!*sweating* *quickly dismisses himself* ((you don't want to know why he had his hand down his pants...or wanting privacy all the time...coughmasturbatingcough))
Tea: (O.o) Um...
Duke: That is so sexy...
Tea: () DUKE!!
Duke: What?
Tea: Ugh!!
BOTH GO IN!
Bakura: Hello Tea.*he has no shirt on...drool*
Tea: (OO;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;) BAKURA!!!!! GO GET A SHIRT ON!!!
Bakura: Why?*smirk*
Tea: O_O) AUGH! GO!
Bakura:*sighs and puts on a shirt*
Isis:*comes in* I HAVE NEWS!!!
All : what?
Isis: I'm—
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DIS: Cliffie! Review to find out the news from Isis! Send in many gifts and I hope you thought this a funny chapter! I made it longer for all of you guys, cuz I haven't updated for A LONG time! Bai!