Disclaimer: I don't own anything, except my plot, so there!
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DIS: Hello everyone! You want to know something? I am getting so pissed at ff.net! IT JUST WON'T LET ME GET INTO MY PROFILE OR MY ACCOUNT!!!! Now I can't reply to my reviewers! (;___;) Sorry everyone! I promise that I'll make a special chapter to thank you all!!! I PROMISE!! For the gifts too! And I'm so sorry Kitty, Queen of the leprechaun! I tried HARD to get into your profile too, but it came up with 'ERROR: PROXY REPORT'. Same with a lot of people who reviewed! Like tea/anzu and a few others! Please forgive me! And I wrote this a couple days ago probably. So, please enjoy this while you can! Much humor everyone!
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Isis: I'm PREGNANT!!!!!!!!
Malik: (O_O)*faints*
Marik: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: Ah, too bad for you...Ra isn't here anymore, is he?*looks around* Phew...
Tea: (-_-) Bakura...*sigh* Isis, is it true?!
Isis: Yes! Isn't that great?!
Tea: Um, well, yes...it is...
Duke: Wow. So Shadi scored and Isis is about to pop one out. Doesn't look like you'll be slim for very long.
Tea:*elbows Duke*
Duke: OW!
Tea: I can't wait till the baby's born, Isis!
Isis: Born? Oh, Tea, you silly girl!
Tea: ?
Isis: I plan on doing abortion
Everyone: WHHHHHHATTTTT???????????????
Isis: () You HEARD ME!!!!!*stomps off*
Marik: Someone's PMSing.
All:*nods*
Marik: Well, I need to go brush my cat!*takes out a brush*
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Marik:*grins*
Kitty:*bathing himself*
Marik: Time to brush you Kitty.
Kitty: (O_O)*runs*
Marik: HEY!!!!*runs after Kitty*
Kitty: MEW!
Marik:*captures him*
Kitty:*squirms*
Marik: Just.........hold.......STILL!*brushes him harshly*
Kitty:*sneaks away*
Marik: (O_______________O;;;;;;;;;;;) Sees only a pile of hair* AUGHHHHHH!!!
At the Vet..................
Marik:*holding pile of hair* DOC!!!! YOU GOTTA HELP MY CAT!!!!!!!!!
Doc: (--__________________--)
At Isis's home............
Isis: Ok, Malik, I'm trying it one more time.
Malik: Go ahead.
Isis:*steps on Weigher* Go ahead. Give me the truth. I can take it.
Malik: Sure you can.*smirk*
Isis: (-_-)
Weigher: (ahem) Earth's orbit around the sun is slowly deteriorating. One day we'll fall to fiery demise!!!
Isis: (O.o)
Malik: (O_O)
Isis: Not that truth.
Weigher: Your brother has mange??
Malik: Very funny...
Isis: (*_*) He does??
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Marik:*comes in and sees Kitty*
Kitty: Mew!
Marik: (O_O) () That's it!!! I'm eating you for lunch!!!!!!!
Tea: MARIK!!!*grabs Kitty*
SQUISH!!!!!!!!
Duke: (O.o) Wow buddy!
Marik: (O_O) Oh shit...
Tea: (o) MARIK!!!!!!!!!
PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marik: (@_@) It was an accident!
Tea: You perv!! How dare you!
Marik: But—
SLAP!!!
Duke:*winces* Ouch, that had to hurt!
Marik: TEA!!! That...hurt...
Tea: Good!!! Now, next time, DON'T SQUEEZE MY BREASTS!!!!!
Marik: (O_O)*BLUSH* ONCE AGAIN, I stress how much that it was a fucking accident!!
Tea:*glare* WELL!*leaves outside*
Duke: That's my cue to go!
Marik*glare* Are you dating her????
Duke:*nervous glance* Yo, I wouldn't touch Malik's girl!
Marik: (@_@) WHAT?!
Duke: Uh, see ya!
Marik: ()
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Kame Game Shop..............
Yugi:*looks at his lunch, then at Yami's* You lunch looks better than mine. *takes Yami's lunch*
Yami:*sighs* FINE.
After lunch.....
Yugi:*looks at where Yami's sitting* I want to sit there!
Yami: () *moves over*
Yugi:*looks at Yami* Your end of the couch looks more comfortable than mine!
Yami: Grr...*sits on floor, fuming*
Yugi:*looks down at Yami, frowning* Oh sure! HOG THE FLOOR!
Yami:*growls and leaves to his room*
Yugi:*turns on TV* What was his problem?
DING DONG!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: YAMI! GET THE DOOR!
Yami:*grumbles and goes to get the door*
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Yami: Hello, Tea, Duke. How are you 2? Oh, hi Joey.
Joey: Hey Yami!*walks in with Duke and Tea* Hey Tea! Duke...*GLARE*
Duke:*sweats nervously*
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Yugi:*looks up* Hey Tea! Hi Joey! Duke...*glares*
Duke: (@_@)
Yugi: Hey Yami, could you—
Yami: I AM PHARAOH!!!!!!! (..)
Yugi: I know that Yami.
Yami: I WILL NOT DO A SLAVES WORK!!!
Yugi: Oh. I wasn't...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!
Yami:*gasps* YUGI!! (O_O) I think it's time to wash your mouth out!!!
Yugi: NO! SCREW YOU, YAMI!!
Tea: (O.o;) Are you...ok, Yugi?
Yugi: () grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
Yami: I'll go put him to his nap...
Yugi: Damn-it, Yami!! I'm 16!!!
Yami: It doesn't make a difference!
Yugi: YAMI!!!
Tea: (ahem)
Yugi and Yami: *turn to her* Huh?
Tea: Will you 2 talk this out when we're not here, please?
Yugi: (*_*) Oh, sorry, Tea. Sure.
Tea: (-_-) THANKS. I guess...
Joey:*looks at table* Potato chips! (^_^)*SNATCH* *tries to open it* Why do they make these bags so damn hard to open? EERRRGGHH!!*squeeze* NNGGHHFF!!
BLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea:*turns* (O_O) Joey! What happened?
Joey:*on the ground* The oughta put warnings on those bags!
Tea:*shakes her head* anyways, I thought we all could go somewhere tonight. It's Saturday after all. I'll call Mai, Ryou, and the psycho's.
Yugi: Are you sure Tea? We could do it.
Tea: Nah. But hey, what are you guys doing for Thanksgiving?
Yami: Well—
Yugi: We're not sure yet, with Grandpa gone and all.
Tea: Oh. Where is he, do you know?
Yugi: Still on vacation, I guess.
Tea: (O.o) Still?? He must be having fun in America.
Yami and Yugi:*giving odd glances to each other*
Duke:*raises an eyebrow*
Ring, ring, ring!
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Isis: Tea!
Tea: (^^) Hi Isis!
Isis: Hey, did you get my picture along time ago? Of Malik?
Tea: (OO;) Of Malik??
Isis: Yeah!
Tea: No, I didn't.
Isis: I must not have mailed it to you yet.
Tea:*sweat drop* o...k...
Isis: I'll mail it to you as soon as I can, ok?
Tea: (*_*) ok Isis. Hey, have Malik, Bakura and Marik...meet us at the Kame Game shop, ok?
Isis: When?
Tea: Now.
Isis:*SWEATDROP* Ok Tea...
Tea: (^_^) Ok! Bye!
Isis: (U_U) Bye, Tea.
CLICK!
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Yami: So all you have to do is call Serenity, Mai and Ryou, am I right? Oh, and Tristan.
Tea: What about Kaiba?
Yami: WHAT ABOUT KAIBA????????? HUH???!!?????? DO YOU LIKE HIM OR SOMETHING!??!?!
Tea: (O_O) No, I was just going to invites him too.
Yami: What are we doing anyways?
Tea: We're having.....A SLEEPOVER!! (^_^)
Yami: WITH KAIBA?!?!
Tea: Why not?
Yami: NO!
Tea: But-
Yami: N-O!
Tea: Yami-
Yami: NO
Tea: Just let me-
Yami: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Tea:....................
Yami: NO!
Tea: I didn't even say anything.
Yami: I don't care! I hate Kaiba!
Tea: Why?
Yami: Because he thinks he's so cool! Plus he has an ego the size of Jupiter!
Tea: (-_-) Well, I'm inviting him.
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Beep, beep, boop
Tea: Hello?
Seto: Gardner...
Tea: Er...hi Kaiba!
Seto: What do you want?
Tea: Well, we're having this sleep over and everything, so I was wondering if perhaps you'd like to come!
Seto: How thoughtful of you. No.
Tea: Why not?
Seto: Because I'm not friends with your crowd, Gardner. ESPECIALLY Yami, for he decided to give me a mother fucking black eye not to long ago.
Tea: (O_O) language, Kaiba!
Kaiba: (*_*)
Tea: Well...Serenity will be there.
Kaiba: Huh?
Tea:................
Kaiba: She will be??
Tea: Yep.
Kaiba: Count me in. But if that moronic fool goes banshee on my ass, he's dead.
Tea: (OO;;) Ok. Bye.
CLICK!
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Tea: Kaiba's coming.
Yami: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: (-_-)
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Beep, beep, beep, boop, beep.
Tea: Hi Mai!
Serenity: Hi Tea!
Mai: Hi tea!!! What's going on hun?
Tea: (O.o) You both are at Mai's house?
Mai: I'm Mai, hun. But yes.
Tea: Well, do you guys want to come to a sleep over?
Mai: Sure hun! I'd love to! Is Joey going to be there?*grin*
Tea: You can't share a room with him, Mai!!
Mai: Aww...well...yeah, we're coming.
Serenity: Tell Seto—I mean Kaiba hello for me!
Tea: He's not here, Seren.
Serenity: OH. Hehehe...
Tea: OOH! Serenity, you bad thing!
Mai: Like, Omigosh! Serenity likes Kaiba!!!
Serenity: MAI!! OMIGOSH! Tea, like, don't tell Joey!!
Mai: Hehehe...
Tea: No way! Joey would flip!
Serenity: No kidding! It's like, the worst thing to do to tell my brother! He'll be, all, like, pissed!
Mai: GO SERENITY!!!
Serenity: MAI!!! STOP!!
Tea: *LOL!* So you'll, like, be here?
Both gurls: Where?
Tea: At Yugi's!
Both gurls: OH! Yeah!
Tea: Great! Don't bring your whole room, Mai!! ()
Mai: (^^) Aww, well, ok.
Serenity: Can—
Tea: (-_-) No!
Mai: And you??
Tea: (v_v) no...
Both: Ok!
Tea: See ya!
Both: Bye!
CLICK!
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Joey: (O_o) It took ya long enough! Jeez, gurls.
Tea: () Shut up, Joey!
Joey: (U_U) See, that's exactly what I mean!
Tea: JOEY!!!
Joey:*shuts up*
Tea: (^_^) Good, now they'll all be here in a bit, Yugi.
Yugi: () Great. I don't think we should have a party when Grandpa's gone, Tea.
Tea: (^___^) He won't even know, Yugi!
Yugi: (X_X) fine...
Later.....................
Mai: So, Tea! Who do you like now?
Serenity: Yeah! Who??
Tea: (U_U) No one, really...
Serenity: Oh come on!
Mai: Yeah! You have Bakura, the hottie! Wow...he's so freakin HOT!
Tea and Serenity: (O+O) MAI???????????????!??????????
Mai: Sorry, but he is—
Ryou: Hello ol'chaps!
All 3 gurls: EEK!
Ryou: (O_o) Was it something I said?
Bakura:8walking by* It's you existence, cue ball.
Ryou:*saddened*
Tea: BAKURA!!!
Bakura: Ah, shit! Screw you, Ra!!!
Suddenly, the room misted.
Ra: WHO HAS CALLED UPON ME?!?!
Tea: EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mai:*faints*
Serenity:*hides*
Tea: IT'S COMING TO--!!!!!!!! OMIGOSH!!!! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malik:*runs in* WHAT? WHO THE HELL IS RAPING MY TEA?!
Tea:*points at Ra*
Malik: (O___________O)
Tea:*hides behind Malik*
Malik: Um...Bakura?
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Bakura: Um, Ra?
Ra: Bakura??? Oh, my lovable Bakura!
Bakura: (*_*) I think we've b-been over t-this...we can't have a relationship, I um, I don't love you. I'm also not gay.
Ra:...........................*disappears*
Malik: (Oo;) WTF?????
Tea:*shivers* Malik......was that Ra?
Malik: (O_O) I guess...
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Yami: Ok. Bakura and I will go and get the movies, Yugi.
Bakura: WE WILL????
Yami: YES, WE WILL!*looking creepy*
Bakura: Ok.
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Yami and Bakura:*get in Yugi's grandpa's Samara*
Bakura:*in drivers seat* Hmm...*looking at the gadgets* I wonder...*puts key in ignition*
Yami:*hears engine* (O.O) It roars like a dragon!
Bakura: My kami...(-_-) Ok!*pushes clutch in FORWARD*
CRASH!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: (O.O;;;;;;;;;) ahem...*pushes clutch in REVERSE*
At Video Store.....................
Yami: (@_@) *stumbles out of car* B-Bakura.....I will.....Kill you......
Bakura:*shrugs* Ok, whatever.
In Video Store...................
Bakura: Hmm...Ooh! Freddy Vs. Jason!*reaches to get it, until* Hmm...
Flashback
Tea: remember, you 2! No scary movies!! I'm still recovering from that stupid Egyptian God of yours Bakura!!! ()
End flashback
Bakura: She won't think it too scary anyways.*picks it out*
Yami: Isn't that scary, Bakura?
Bakura: Nah.
Yami: Oh, ok.
Bakura: 'Idiot.'
Yami: ok, I've got The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Gothika. What have you got?
Bakura: (O.o) I got Freddy Vs. Jason and Kill Bill.
Yami: Lets go.
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Cashier: That'll be $20.40
Bakura: So? Who cares?
Cashier: We need the money, sir.
Bakura: 20 fucking dollars for 4 videos?!? SCREW YOU!*HALLING ASS*
Yami: (O.O)*takes movies and hauls ass too*
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Bakura and Yami:*jump in car*
Yami: WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING?!?!
Bakura:*starts car and revs out*
VROOM!
Yami: Hey! There's a car behind us with lights on the top...whats that?
Bakura: SHIT!*tries to lose the police*
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Yugi's house......................
Bakura:*parks the car at an odd angle**gets out*
Yami:*gets put, looking down the street* You destroyed a building, made about 600 crashes and we still got her in one piece.
Bakura:*glancing at the totaled car* Yep.
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Yugi:*looks out the window* THE CAR!!!
Bakura: What?
Yugi: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GRANDPA'S CAR??!??!!?!??!??!
Bakura: Meh, a little bit of this and that. Nothing special.*looks at his nails*
Ryou: That wasn't a compliment, yami.
Bakura: I realize that, Ryou!*he snaps*
Ryou: Ok, mate.
Bakura: Shut up.
Yugi: Yami! You were driving, weren't you?!
Yami:*looking nervous* Was I suppose to?
Yugi: (O_O) YES! BAKURA DOESN'T KNOW HALFWAY HOW TO DRIVE!! GRANDPA SHOWED YOU PARTIALLY!!!!!!!!!! YOU COULD HAVE DONE BETTER THAN THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: Well, I didn't think it was for a Pharaoh to do.
Yugi: (*_*)*jaw drops*
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Malik:*whispers* Nice one, Yami!
Yami: (^.^) Thank you!
Yugi: UGH! Forget it! Where's the videos?
Bakura:*waves them in Yugi's face*
Yugi: (-_-)
Bakura:*accidentally hits Yugi's chin*
Yugi:*snatches them away from Bakura* GIMME THEM.
Bakura:*glares*
Later................................
Bakura:*eats popcorn, watching Chainsaw Massacre*
Tea: (;___________;) This is scary.........
Yami: Wow......this guy must be really imaginative...
Malik: Yep
Marik: This guy is such a beginner. What an amateur. I can do better than this!
Bakura: I could do better than you, Marik, therefore, better than him, you and Malik together.
Marik: Wanna bet?!
Mai: Oh look, that nice truck driver picked her up.
Seto: Immature blond.
Serenity:*glances at Seto and blushes*
Mai and Tea: AWWWW!!!!
Serenity: YOU GUYS!!!!*slaps them on the heads*
Tea and Mai: AWWWW!!!
Serenity: (*_*)
Joey: ?
Ryou: SNORE! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! SNORE!
EVEN LATER!
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Yugi: Ok, um, I had to pair you all up into groups for the rooms.
Pairings for the rooms:
Malik, Tea, Mai,
Yami, Seto
Tristan, Joey, Duke, Serenity
Yugi, Ryou, Bakura, Marik
Yugi:*sighs*
Yami:*looking insanely like Marik*
Seto:*GLARE* MIDGET! FUCK YOU!
Yugi: I WANT TO STAY A VIRGIN AND STRAIGHT THANKS.
Midnight...........
Malik: I can't believe this! Tea!!!!!
Tea: Oh shush, it'll be fun!
Mai: (O_O)*decided an hour ago to go to bed*
Malik: NOT WHILE MAI'S IN THE ROOM!!!
Tea: She's asleep, we'll just have to be quiet, that's all.
Mai: (O_______________O)
Malik: WHAT ARE YOU!? SOME KIND OF A NUT????????
Tea: Oh stop being a wuss. It'll be over before you know it!
Mai: (O___________________________________________O;;;;;;;;;;;;)
Malik: WHAT!! This takes an hour or 2!!!
Tea: No it doesn't! I've done it before and it sure as hell doesn't take that long! As long as you do it fast...
Mai: (OO;)
Malik: NO! I can't! It's wrong and just...immoral!
Tea: Nuh-uh!
Mai: (;__;) 'OMIGOSH!!!'
Malik: Aw, Tea!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!
Tea: SSHHH!! You'll wake Mai up!!! You don't want that to happen, do you?!
Malik: No...NO!
Tea: SHH!
Malik*groans* TEA!
Tea: Hehehe...
Mai: (O_O)
Malik: KNOCK IT OFF!! That hurts........*moans*
Mai:*bolts up* (O________O)
Tea and Malik: (O__O)
Malik was on the floor and Tea was giving him a massage.
Mai: WTF????????
Malik: (;_;) TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yami: HEY! Did you hear that?! Malik screamed Tea's name!
Seto: (Oo;) He...WHAT??? Ugh...They're doing that with Mai in the room?
Yami: Huh?
Seto: nevermind.
Yami: TELL ME, KAIBA!!!!
Seto: THEY'RE DOING IT OK?!?!?!
Yami: (OO) It??? What is that?
Seto:*groans* Just!—Shut up!
Yami:*shrugs*
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Serenity: I can't sleep. What if the chainsaw man comes and gets me?!
Joey: Aw, sis! We ain't in Texas, so he can't get us!
Serenity: What if he flew a plane to Japan?!
Joey: Den we're screwed. (-_-)
Duke: () Nice one, Einstein.
Joey:*proud* I know!
Tristan: Eh, I think he was sarcastic, Joey.
Joey: Nah. I doubt it.
Serenity: 'I wish SETO were here!!!'
Joey: 'I wonder if der's any pizza left...'
Tristan: 'Oh yeah! My hair rules!'
Duke: 'Tristan is such a bastardly dweeb'
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Bakura: So what should we do?
Marik: I dunno, talk, walk, think, link, I am the God, rule, laugh, play with Barbies, ect.
Yugi: (O.o) BARBIES???? But I lost my Ken doll...
Ryou:*COUGHS* Well, mates, we could always play Rummy or Go Fish.
Bakura:*in a high voice* Well, mates, we could always play rummy or Go Fish.
Ryou: (-_-)
Bakura:*smirk*
Ryou: Bloody Hell......
Bakura:*still high voice* Bloody Hell!
Ryou: (*_*).......................
Bakura: Hahahahahahaha!!!
Yugi: (~_~) Hey Ryou...?
Ryou: Don't ask, ol' chap. Just don't ask.
Yugi: Ok.
Marik: I found your Ken doll, Yugi.*holds up a rather dusty, dead-looking Ken doll*
Yugi: Gee wiz! Thanks a lot, Marik!
Marik: You not welcome.
Yugi: () Ok, that's fine with me.
Marik: Good, now shut the fuck up.
Yugi: Ok.
Marik: (------______________________------) As in, now, smart one.
Yugi: Ok.
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Mai, Serenity, and Tea......................
Mai: Ok, gals, it's time to kick ass on the men!
Tea: I don't know...
Serenity: I wanna prank Seto-kun! I mean, Kaiba! (O_O)
Mai: (@_@) We already know, Serenity, hun.
Tea: Yeah.
Serenity: Oh, ok.
Tea, Mai, and Serenity: LET'S GO!
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DIS: (O_O) Whoa. That was long. 24 pages on my computer!!! (*_*) I wasn't expecting to d that much. Ok...here's this stuff. GIFTS EVERYONE!!
Tea: YES!
Bakura: Hmm...I know I got something...
DIS:*hands him a box* Oh, Bakura, you left this in the kitchen. It says 'To: Tea' on it. *winks*
Bakura: Huh? OH! Yeah...*hands the box to Tea*
Tea: WHY! For me? Oh you shouldn't have!*opens it* (O_O) No, you really shouldn't have!!!!!!!*STUFFS IT IN THE BOX*
Mai: I wanna see!*snatches the negligee from the box* (OO) Bakura, you horny boy!!
Bakura: OK, WHO SENT THIS!?!??!?!
DIS: (^_^) Kitty, queen of the leprechaun (KQL or Kitty, can I call you Kitty?)
Bakura: Aw, you know my taste...*smirk*
Tea:*slaps him HARD* Shut up, you perv!!!
Bakura: Ow...
Yami: Anymore?? HUH? IS THERE??!?!?!!
DIS: (^_^) Nope. And I would gladly like to respond to my reviewers.
Maze of Illusions: Aw, it's ok! It's not like you have to review every single chapter! (^^)
Kitty: I abbreviatedyourscuz it's hard to type it all out. I know, I'm lazy! Sorry I haven't been reviewing your fic! I promise to try soon!
Vaz1201 and Demona: You guessed right! Hehehe...
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DIS: Hello everyone! You want to know something? I am getting so pissed at ff.net! IT JUST WON'T LET ME GET INTO MY PROFILE OR MY ACCOUNT!!!! Now I can't reply to my reviewers! (;___;) Sorry everyone! I promise that I'll make a special chapter to thank you all!!! I PROMISE!! For the gifts too! And I'm so sorry Kitty, Queen of the leprechaun! I tried HARD to get into your profile too, but it came up with 'ERROR: PROXY REPORT'. Same with a lot of people who reviewed! Like tea/anzu and a few others! Please forgive me! And I wrote this a couple days ago probably. So, please enjoy this while you can! Much humor everyone!
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Isis: I'm PREGNANT!!!!!!!!
Malik: (O_O)*faints*
Marik: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: Ah, too bad for you...Ra isn't here anymore, is he?*looks around* Phew...
Tea: (-_-) Bakura...*sigh* Isis, is it true?!
Isis: Yes! Isn't that great?!
Tea: Um, well, yes...it is...
Duke: Wow. So Shadi scored and Isis is about to pop one out. Doesn't look like you'll be slim for very long.
Tea:*elbows Duke*
Duke: OW!
Tea: I can't wait till the baby's born, Isis!
Isis: Born? Oh, Tea, you silly girl!
Tea: ?
Isis: I plan on doing abortion
Everyone: WHHHHHHATTTTT???????????????
Isis: () You HEARD ME!!!!!*stomps off*
Marik: Someone's PMSing.
All:*nods*
Marik: Well, I need to go brush my cat!*takes out a brush*
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Marik:*grins*
Kitty:*bathing himself*
Marik: Time to brush you Kitty.
Kitty: (O_O)*runs*
Marik: HEY!!!!*runs after Kitty*
Kitty: MEW!
Marik:*captures him*
Kitty:*squirms*
Marik: Just.........hold.......STILL!*brushes him harshly*
Kitty:*sneaks away*
Marik: (O_______________O;;;;;;;;;;;) Sees only a pile of hair* AUGHHHHHH!!!
At the Vet..................
Marik:*holding pile of hair* DOC!!!! YOU GOTTA HELP MY CAT!!!!!!!!!
Doc: (--__________________--)
At Isis's home............
Isis: Ok, Malik, I'm trying it one more time.
Malik: Go ahead.
Isis:*steps on Weigher* Go ahead. Give me the truth. I can take it.
Malik: Sure you can.*smirk*
Isis: (-_-)
Weigher: (ahem) Earth's orbit around the sun is slowly deteriorating. One day we'll fall to fiery demise!!!
Isis: (O.o)
Malik: (O_O)
Isis: Not that truth.
Weigher: Your brother has mange??
Malik: Very funny...
Isis: (*_*) He does??
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Marik:*comes in and sees Kitty*
Kitty: Mew!
Marik: (O_O) () That's it!!! I'm eating you for lunch!!!!!!!
Tea: MARIK!!!*grabs Kitty*
SQUISH!!!!!!!!
Duke: (O.o) Wow buddy!
Marik: (O_O) Oh shit...
Tea: (o) MARIK!!!!!!!!!
PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marik: (@_@) It was an accident!
Tea: You perv!! How dare you!
Marik: But—
SLAP!!!
Duke:*winces* Ouch, that had to hurt!
Marik: TEA!!! That...hurt...
Tea: Good!!! Now, next time, DON'T SQUEEZE MY BREASTS!!!!!
Marik: (O_O)*BLUSH* ONCE AGAIN, I stress how much that it was a fucking accident!!
Tea:*glare* WELL!*leaves outside*
Duke: That's my cue to go!
Marik*glare* Are you dating her????
Duke:*nervous glance* Yo, I wouldn't touch Malik's girl!
Marik: (@_@) WHAT?!
Duke: Uh, see ya!
Marik: ()
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Kame Game Shop..............
Yugi:*looks at his lunch, then at Yami's* You lunch looks better than mine. *takes Yami's lunch*
Yami:*sighs* FINE.
After lunch.....
Yugi:*looks at where Yami's sitting* I want to sit there!
Yami: () *moves over*
Yugi:*looks at Yami* Your end of the couch looks more comfortable than mine!
Yami: Grr...*sits on floor, fuming*
Yugi:*looks down at Yami, frowning* Oh sure! HOG THE FLOOR!
Yami:*growls and leaves to his room*
Yugi:*turns on TV* What was his problem?
DING DONG!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: YAMI! GET THE DOOR!
Yami:*grumbles and goes to get the door*
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Yami: Hello, Tea, Duke. How are you 2? Oh, hi Joey.
Joey: Hey Yami!*walks in with Duke and Tea* Hey Tea! Duke...*GLARE*
Duke:*sweats nervously*
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Yugi:*looks up* Hey Tea! Hi Joey! Duke...*glares*
Duke: (@_@)
Yugi: Hey Yami, could you—
Yami: I AM PHARAOH!!!!!!! (..)
Yugi: I know that Yami.
Yami: I WILL NOT DO A SLAVES WORK!!!
Yugi: Oh. I wasn't...WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!
Yami:*gasps* YUGI!! (O_O) I think it's time to wash your mouth out!!!
Yugi: NO! SCREW YOU, YAMI!!
Tea: (O.o;) Are you...ok, Yugi?
Yugi: () grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
Yami: I'll go put him to his nap...
Yugi: Damn-it, Yami!! I'm 16!!!
Yami: It doesn't make a difference!
Yugi: YAMI!!!
Tea: (ahem)
Yugi and Yami: *turn to her* Huh?
Tea: Will you 2 talk this out when we're not here, please?
Yugi: (*_*) Oh, sorry, Tea. Sure.
Tea: (-_-) THANKS. I guess...
Joey:*looks at table* Potato chips! (^_^)*SNATCH* *tries to open it* Why do they make these bags so damn hard to open? EERRRGGHH!!*squeeze* NNGGHHFF!!
BLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea:*turns* (O_O) Joey! What happened?
Joey:*on the ground* The oughta put warnings on those bags!
Tea:*shakes her head* anyways, I thought we all could go somewhere tonight. It's Saturday after all. I'll call Mai, Ryou, and the psycho's.
Yugi: Are you sure Tea? We could do it.
Tea: Nah. But hey, what are you guys doing for Thanksgiving?
Yami: Well—
Yugi: We're not sure yet, with Grandpa gone and all.
Tea: Oh. Where is he, do you know?
Yugi: Still on vacation, I guess.
Tea: (O.o) Still?? He must be having fun in America.
Yami and Yugi:*giving odd glances to each other*
Duke:*raises an eyebrow*
Ring, ring, ring!
Tea: Oh! My cell!*click* Hello? ~
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Isis: Tea!
Tea: (^^) Hi Isis!
Isis: Hey, did you get my picture along time ago? Of Malik?
Tea: (OO;) Of Malik??
Isis: Yeah!
Tea: No, I didn't.
Isis: I must not have mailed it to you yet.
Tea:*sweat drop* o...k...
Isis: I'll mail it to you as soon as I can, ok?
Tea: (*_*) ok Isis. Hey, have Malik, Bakura and Marik...meet us at the Kame Game shop, ok?
Isis: When?
Tea: Now.
Isis:*SWEATDROP* Ok Tea...
Tea: (^_^) Ok! Bye!
Isis: (U_U) Bye, Tea.
CLICK!
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Yami: So all you have to do is call Serenity, Mai and Ryou, am I right? Oh, and Tristan.
Tea: What about Kaiba?
Yami: WHAT ABOUT KAIBA????????? HUH???!!?????? DO YOU LIKE HIM OR SOMETHING!??!?!
Tea: (O_O) No, I was just going to invites him too.
Yami: What are we doing anyways?
Tea: We're having.....A SLEEPOVER!! (^_^)
Yami: WITH KAIBA?!?!
Tea: Why not?
Yami: NO!
Tea: But-
Yami: N-O!
Tea: Yami-
Yami: NO
Tea: Just let me-
Yami: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Tea:....................
Yami: NO!
Tea: I didn't even say anything.
Yami: I don't care! I hate Kaiba!
Tea: Why?
Yami: Because he thinks he's so cool! Plus he has an ego the size of Jupiter!
Tea: (-_-) Well, I'm inviting him.
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Beep, beep, boop
Tea: Hello?
Seto: Gardner...
Tea: Er...hi Kaiba!
Seto: What do you want?
Tea: Well, we're having this sleep over and everything, so I was wondering if perhaps you'd like to come!
Seto: How thoughtful of you. No.
Tea: Why not?
Seto: Because I'm not friends with your crowd, Gardner. ESPECIALLY Yami, for he decided to give me a mother fucking black eye not to long ago.
Tea: (O_O) language, Kaiba!
Kaiba: (*_*)
Tea: Well...Serenity will be there.
Kaiba: Huh?
Tea:................
Kaiba: She will be??
Tea: Yep.
Kaiba: Count me in. But if that moronic fool goes banshee on my ass, he's dead.
Tea: (OO;;) Ok. Bye.
CLICK!
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Tea: Kaiba's coming.
Yami: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: (-_-)
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Beep, beep, beep, boop, beep.
Tea: Hi Mai!
Serenity: Hi Tea!
Mai: Hi tea!!! What's going on hun?
Tea: (O.o) You both are at Mai's house?
Mai: I'm Mai, hun. But yes.
Tea: Well, do you guys want to come to a sleep over?
Mai: Sure hun! I'd love to! Is Joey going to be there?*grin*
Tea: You can't share a room with him, Mai!!
Mai: Aww...well...yeah, we're coming.
Serenity: Tell Seto—I mean Kaiba hello for me!
Tea: He's not here, Seren.
Serenity: OH. Hehehe...
Tea: OOH! Serenity, you bad thing!
Mai: Like, Omigosh! Serenity likes Kaiba!!!
Serenity: MAI!! OMIGOSH! Tea, like, don't tell Joey!!
Mai: Hehehe...
Tea: No way! Joey would flip!
Serenity: No kidding! It's like, the worst thing to do to tell my brother! He'll be, all, like, pissed!
Mai: GO SERENITY!!!
Serenity: MAI!!! STOP!!
Tea: *LOL!* So you'll, like, be here?
Both gurls: Where?
Tea: At Yugi's!
Both gurls: OH! Yeah!
Tea: Great! Don't bring your whole room, Mai!! ()
Mai: (^^) Aww, well, ok.
Serenity: Can—
Tea: (-_-) No!
Mai: And you??
Tea: (v_v) no...
Both: Ok!
Tea: See ya!
Both: Bye!
CLICK!
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Joey: (O_o) It took ya long enough! Jeez, gurls.
Tea: () Shut up, Joey!
Joey: (U_U) See, that's exactly what I mean!
Tea: JOEY!!!
Joey:*shuts up*
Tea: (^_^) Good, now they'll all be here in a bit, Yugi.
Yugi: () Great. I don't think we should have a party when Grandpa's gone, Tea.
Tea: (^___^) He won't even know, Yugi!
Yugi: (X_X) fine...
Later.....................
Mai: So, Tea! Who do you like now?
Serenity: Yeah! Who??
Tea: (U_U) No one, really...
Serenity: Oh come on!
Mai: Yeah! You have Bakura, the hottie! Wow...he's so freakin HOT!
Tea and Serenity: (O+O) MAI???????????????!??????????
Mai: Sorry, but he is—
Ryou: Hello ol'chaps!
All 3 gurls: EEK!
Ryou: (O_o) Was it something I said?
Bakura:8walking by* It's you existence, cue ball.
Ryou:*saddened*
Tea: BAKURA!!!
Bakura: Ah, shit! Screw you, Ra!!!
Suddenly, the room misted.
Ra: WHO HAS CALLED UPON ME?!?!
Tea: EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mai:*faints*
Serenity:*hides*
Tea: IT'S COMING TO--!!!!!!!! OMIGOSH!!!! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malik:*runs in* WHAT? WHO THE HELL IS RAPING MY TEA?!
Tea:*points at Ra*
Malik: (O___________O)
Tea:*hides behind Malik*
Malik: Um...Bakura?
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Bakura: Um, Ra?
Ra: Bakura??? Oh, my lovable Bakura!
Bakura: (*_*) I think we've b-been over t-this...we can't have a relationship, I um, I don't love you. I'm also not gay.
Ra:...........................*disappears*
Malik: (Oo;) WTF?????
Tea:*shivers* Malik......was that Ra?
Malik: (O_O) I guess...
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Yami: Ok. Bakura and I will go and get the movies, Yugi.
Bakura: WE WILL????
Yami: YES, WE WILL!*looking creepy*
Bakura: Ok.
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Yami and Bakura:*get in Yugi's grandpa's Samara*
Bakura:*in drivers seat* Hmm...*looking at the gadgets* I wonder...*puts key in ignition*
Yami:*hears engine* (O.O) It roars like a dragon!
Bakura: My kami...(-_-) Ok!*pushes clutch in FORWARD*
CRASH!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: (O.O;;;;;;;;;) ahem...*pushes clutch in REVERSE*
At Video Store.....................
Yami: (@_@) *stumbles out of car* B-Bakura.....I will.....Kill you......
Bakura:*shrugs* Ok, whatever.
In Video Store...................
Bakura: Hmm...Ooh! Freddy Vs. Jason!*reaches to get it, until* Hmm...
Flashback
Tea: remember, you 2! No scary movies!! I'm still recovering from that stupid Egyptian God of yours Bakura!!! ()
End flashback
Bakura: She won't think it too scary anyways.*picks it out*
Yami: Isn't that scary, Bakura?
Bakura: Nah.
Yami: Oh, ok.
Bakura: 'Idiot.'
Yami: ok, I've got The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Gothika. What have you got?
Bakura: (O.o) I got Freddy Vs. Jason and Kill Bill.
Yami: Lets go.
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Cashier: That'll be $20.40
Bakura: So? Who cares?
Cashier: We need the money, sir.
Bakura: 20 fucking dollars for 4 videos?!? SCREW YOU!*HALLING ASS*
Yami: (O.O)*takes movies and hauls ass too*
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Bakura and Yami:*jump in car*
Yami: WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING?!?!
Bakura:*starts car and revs out*
VROOM!
Yami: Hey! There's a car behind us with lights on the top...whats that?
Bakura: SHIT!*tries to lose the police*
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Yugi's house......................
Bakura:*parks the car at an odd angle**gets out*
Yami:*gets put, looking down the street* You destroyed a building, made about 600 crashes and we still got her in one piece.
Bakura:*glancing at the totaled car* Yep.
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Yugi:*looks out the window* THE CAR!!!
Bakura: What?
Yugi: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GRANDPA'S CAR??!??!!?!??!??!
Bakura: Meh, a little bit of this and that. Nothing special.*looks at his nails*
Ryou: That wasn't a compliment, yami.
Bakura: I realize that, Ryou!*he snaps*
Ryou: Ok, mate.
Bakura: Shut up.
Yugi: Yami! You were driving, weren't you?!
Yami:*looking nervous* Was I suppose to?
Yugi: (O_O) YES! BAKURA DOESN'T KNOW HALFWAY HOW TO DRIVE!! GRANDPA SHOWED YOU PARTIALLY!!!!!!!!!! YOU COULD HAVE DONE BETTER THAN THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami: Well, I didn't think it was for a Pharaoh to do.
Yugi: (*_*)*jaw drops*
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Malik:*whispers* Nice one, Yami!
Yami: (^.^) Thank you!
Yugi: UGH! Forget it! Where's the videos?
Bakura:*waves them in Yugi's face*
Yugi: (-_-)
Bakura:*accidentally hits Yugi's chin*
Yugi:*snatches them away from Bakura* GIMME THEM.
Bakura:*glares*
Later................................
Bakura:*eats popcorn, watching Chainsaw Massacre*
Tea: (;___________;) This is scary.........
Yami: Wow......this guy must be really imaginative...
Malik: Yep
Marik: This guy is such a beginner. What an amateur. I can do better than this!
Bakura: I could do better than you, Marik, therefore, better than him, you and Malik together.
Marik: Wanna bet?!
Mai: Oh look, that nice truck driver picked her up.
Seto: Immature blond.
Serenity:*glances at Seto and blushes*
Mai and Tea: AWWWW!!!!
Serenity: YOU GUYS!!!!*slaps them on the heads*
Tea and Mai: AWWWW!!!
Serenity: (*_*)
Joey: ?
Ryou: SNORE! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! SNORE!
EVEN LATER!
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Yugi: Ok, um, I had to pair you all up into groups for the rooms.
Pairings for the rooms:
Malik, Tea, Mai,
Yami, Seto
Tristan, Joey, Duke, Serenity
Yugi, Ryou, Bakura, Marik
Yugi:*sighs*
Yami:*looking insanely like Marik*
Seto:*GLARE* MIDGET! FUCK YOU!
Yugi: I WANT TO STAY A VIRGIN AND STRAIGHT THANKS.
Midnight...........
Malik: I can't believe this! Tea!!!!!
Tea: Oh shush, it'll be fun!
Mai: (O_O)*decided an hour ago to go to bed*
Malik: NOT WHILE MAI'S IN THE ROOM!!!
Tea: She's asleep, we'll just have to be quiet, that's all.
Mai: (O_______________O)
Malik: WHAT ARE YOU!? SOME KIND OF A NUT????????
Tea: Oh stop being a wuss. It'll be over before you know it!
Mai: (O___________________________________________O;;;;;;;;;;;;)
Malik: WHAT!! This takes an hour or 2!!!
Tea: No it doesn't! I've done it before and it sure as hell doesn't take that long! As long as you do it fast...
Mai: (OO;)
Malik: NO! I can't! It's wrong and just...immoral!
Tea: Nuh-uh!
Mai: (;__;) 'OMIGOSH!!!'
Malik: Aw, Tea!!!!!!!! STOP IT!!!
Tea: SSHHH!! You'll wake Mai up!!! You don't want that to happen, do you?!
Malik: No...NO!
Tea: SHH!
Malik*groans* TEA!
Tea: Hehehe...
Mai: (O_O)
Malik: KNOCK IT OFF!! That hurts........*moans*
Mai:*bolts up* (O________O)
Tea and Malik: (O__O)
Malik was on the floor and Tea was giving him a massage.
Mai: WTF????????
Malik: (;_;) TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yami: HEY! Did you hear that?! Malik screamed Tea's name!
Seto: (Oo;) He...WHAT??? Ugh...They're doing that with Mai in the room?
Yami: Huh?
Seto: nevermind.
Yami: TELL ME, KAIBA!!!!
Seto: THEY'RE DOING IT OK?!?!?!
Yami: (OO) It??? What is that?
Seto:*groans* Just!—Shut up!
Yami:*shrugs*
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Serenity: I can't sleep. What if the chainsaw man comes and gets me?!
Joey: Aw, sis! We ain't in Texas, so he can't get us!
Serenity: What if he flew a plane to Japan?!
Joey: Den we're screwed. (-_-)
Duke: () Nice one, Einstein.
Joey:*proud* I know!
Tristan: Eh, I think he was sarcastic, Joey.
Joey: Nah. I doubt it.
Serenity: 'I wish SETO were here!!!'
Joey: 'I wonder if der's any pizza left...'
Tristan: 'Oh yeah! My hair rules!'
Duke: 'Tristan is such a bastardly dweeb'
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Bakura: So what should we do?
Marik: I dunno, talk, walk, think, link, I am the God, rule, laugh, play with Barbies, ect.
Yugi: (O.o) BARBIES???? But I lost my Ken doll...
Ryou:*COUGHS* Well, mates, we could always play Rummy or Go Fish.
Bakura:*in a high voice* Well, mates, we could always play rummy or Go Fish.
Ryou: (-_-)
Bakura:*smirk*
Ryou: Bloody Hell......
Bakura:*still high voice* Bloody Hell!
Ryou: (*_*).......................
Bakura: Hahahahahahaha!!!
Yugi: (~_~) Hey Ryou...?
Ryou: Don't ask, ol' chap. Just don't ask.
Yugi: Ok.
Marik: I found your Ken doll, Yugi.*holds up a rather dusty, dead-looking Ken doll*
Yugi: Gee wiz! Thanks a lot, Marik!
Marik: You not welcome.
Yugi: () Ok, that's fine with me.
Marik: Good, now shut the fuck up.
Yugi: Ok.
Marik: (------______________________------) As in, now, smart one.
Yugi: Ok.
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Mai, Serenity, and Tea......................
Mai: Ok, gals, it's time to kick ass on the men!
Tea: I don't know...
Serenity: I wanna prank Seto-kun! I mean, Kaiba! (O_O)
Mai: (@_@) We already know, Serenity, hun.
Tea: Yeah.
Serenity: Oh, ok.
Tea, Mai, and Serenity: LET'S GO!
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DIS: (O_O) Whoa. That was long. 24 pages on my computer!!! (*_*) I wasn't expecting to d that much. Ok...here's this stuff. GIFTS EVERYONE!!
Tea: YES!
Bakura: Hmm...I know I got something...
DIS:*hands him a box* Oh, Bakura, you left this in the kitchen. It says 'To: Tea' on it. *winks*
Bakura: Huh? OH! Yeah...*hands the box to Tea*
Tea: WHY! For me? Oh you shouldn't have!*opens it* (O_O) No, you really shouldn't have!!!!!!!*STUFFS IT IN THE BOX*
Mai: I wanna see!*snatches the negligee from the box* (OO) Bakura, you horny boy!!
Bakura: OK, WHO SENT THIS!?!??!?!
DIS: (^_^) Kitty, queen of the leprechaun (KQL or Kitty, can I call you Kitty?)
Bakura: Aw, you know my taste...*smirk*
Tea:*slaps him HARD* Shut up, you perv!!!
Bakura: Ow...
Yami: Anymore?? HUH? IS THERE??!?!?!!
DIS: (^_^) Nope. And I would gladly like to respond to my reviewers.
Maze of Illusions: Aw, it's ok! It's not like you have to review every single chapter! (^^)
Kitty: I abbreviatedyourscuz it's hard to type it all out. I know, I'm lazy! Sorry I haven't been reviewing your fic! I promise to try soon!
Vaz1201 and Demona: You guessed right! Hehehe...