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DIS: Where is DIS? Here I am! (smiles) I've been gone for a long time, but I'm back! How's everyone doing out there? Good? (dodges tomato) Great! (pie splats In her face) (--'''') Very mature! What are you, a clown? Anyways, review responses and presents! (grins) Alrighty then! From Kagome-Yasha ( I love that pen name!) we have for Tea, my dear, a book on how to be—
Tea: EEEVVILL!! Mwahahahaha!! (has a knife in hand and stabbing a Sign that has a Tea-basher on it)
DIS: (Oo) That is just freaky...For Malik, a spike necklace and a set of rock music.
Malik: Hell no! I am no punk-fucker!
DIS: (snap, he has the necklace on)
Malik: Ooh, sharp! (pokes it, bleeds) AW, HOLY HELL IT HURTS!!
DIS: (--'''') What a baby...
Malik: (jumps) You wanna start something, punk, huh, do ya?!
Marik: I don't know him...(--'''')
DIS: (hugs Marik) You're so sexy!! Oh and you get a new and improve Harley Davison motorcycle!
Marik: (pokes it)
Motorcycle: (falls over)
CRASH.
DIS: Maybe not so new and improved...(OO) And Bakura, you get a sledgehammer to use on Yami!! Mwahahaha! And—
Yami: OWW!! RA DAMMIT!
SMASH!
CRACK!
THUMP!
DIS: Bakura, I think you killed Yami-kun!
Bakura: So? You hate the bastard anyways.
DIS: (whistles innocently) Oh yeah, here's your book of '100 ways to win Tea'
Bakura: (drops sledge hammer on Yami's body) Alright! Oh Tea, my sweet...(grins)
Marik: She's mine!
Malik: THE HELL? No she isn't! She's mine!!
Tea: BWAAHAHAHA!! KIIILLLL!!!
Marik, Malik, Bakura: (OO''') (freaked out)
Tea: (smiles innocently)
Marik, Malik, Bakura: She's yours, no yours! YOURS!!!
DIS: (--''') Well, since Yami's dead at the moment, I'll use the gel to make my hair like Ryou-kuns'!
Ryou: (vv) Bloody hell...
DIS: (grins) And speaking of Ryou (hugs Ryou) you cute little thing, you get a book called 'How to make threats and still be a kawaii bishie'! Aw, how sweet!
Ryou: (reads) Hey Malik!
Malik: What do you want, pipsqueak?
Ryou: CALL ME THAT AGAIN, I'LL SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, YOU'LL BE BEGGING TO GO TO HELL!!!!! (smiles innocently)
Malik: (OO'''') Y-yes Master...
Ryou: Bow low!
Malik: (bows)
DIS: (O.O) Wow...The only time I can get Marik to bow is when I whip him...(grins) Which brings me to Isis!
Isis: (in her new lingerie) How does it look on me?
DIS: (Oo) Uh, nice, I guess...I wonder what that would look like on Marik? (thinks)
Marik: (slaps her) PERVERTED GIRL!!
DIS: (grins perversely) I can't help it! You're just so hot!! (hugs him HARD)
Marik: (X.X''')
DIS: Now to respond to kagome-yasha...again...(Oo)
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Kagome-yasha: (grins) I am so happy you love this story...And to think it's the sequel of one of my first fics I made. (Oo'')
KawaiiLil-InuGurl: It's ok that you haven't reviewed for so long, I forgive ya! And thank you for the presents!
Marik: Presents, where?! (looks around)
DIS: And he's supposed to be the worst evil guy...Ok, Seto, you're first!
Seto: You know what I found out?
DIS: Er...What?
Seto: People pair me with Noah too! And they pair Noah with Mokuba!!
DIS: (OO'') You killed them, didn't you.
Seto: I'm contemplating what I should do with the bodies...
DIS: (--'''') Oh boy...Um, well, you got a golden statue of yourself that is half the size of Kaiba Corp.
Seto: (hugs his statue) Oh, who's handsome? (takes out a mirror and poses) I am! (grins at himself, then kisses his reflection) Who WOULDN'T love me? You know if I could marry myself, I would!
DIS: (OO''''''''') I so did not need to know that...I think he's a little too happy with his—
Seto: (nearly coming on to his statue)
DIS: --Present? (Oo?) Er, that is disturbing, um, Mokuba, you're actually on the YuGiOh game!
Mokuba: Finally!
DIS: Yami, here you go. (give him the shine polish)
Yami: (opens can) AW! It's so bright! O-Oh Yugi, I'm seeing the light...I think my lives just flashed before my eyes. (OO) Did I really die that much? Wow.
DIS: (o.o) Ok...whatever. Uh, Yugi, you get—
Yugi: (cute kawaii eyes) Yes?
DIS: Aw, you are just so adorable!! (Hugs him)
Yugi: (grins) I'm loved!
DIS: Ok, you get a book called 'Bringing Duel Monsters to Life and Controlling them'
Yugi: Yay! Thank you, KawaiiLil-InuGurl!
DIS: Aw that is just so cute! Alright, Ryou, you get a book (yes another one) called '1001 ways to torture a yami'!
Ryou: (reads and grins mischievously at Bakura) Oh yami, let's give you a hair cute, mate (has a shaver in his hand)
Bakura: (O.o''') (hauls ass)
Ryou: I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY, BWAAHAHAHA!
DIS: That was so creepy...(o.O'') Er, I'll give Bakura his membership later, going on! Malik!
Malik: My dragon's name is going to be Fluffy.
DIS and Marik: Fluffy?
Malik: YEAH, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, HUH NIGGA?!
DIS and Marik: (O.O'') (shakes heads)
Malik: good, let's go Fluffy.
DIS: Well Marik, you get a sword. With a leather hilt and diamonds all throughout it And a Sheath the same way! Man, that is so awesome. I want one!
Marik: I shall destroy the Pharaoh with this!
DIS: Why?
Marik: (shrugs) Why not?
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Tea: (cuddling up against her plushies)
DIS: (sees a Marik one) Ooh!(reaches for it)
Tea: GRR...
DIS: (oO) Aw, come on! Share!! (tries to take it)
Tea: (bites her hand)
DIS: AW )#)$(&(%&%&%)($)&%)!!!!!!!!
YGO gang: (O.O''''''''''')
Janice: Wow, I didn't think she had such foul language...
Raine: Neither did I. Well...Yeah I did.
Janice: ::--;::
Raine: Ahem, me and Janice will hand out the rest of the presents.
Janice: Mai, you whore—
Mai: What was that?! You wanna make something of it, gothic girl?!
Janice: Yeah, actually, I do!! SLUT!
Mai; Oh you're going DOWN!
Janice and Mai: ::get in a dust fight::
Raine: Ok, seems I'll be handing out the presents. here for a sec.
Serenity: -comes over to her- Yeah?
Raine: Look at kaiba's cute little boxers! – grins –
Serenity: Aw, cute! There are little teddy bears on them!
Kaiba: - blushes –
Raine: Joey, you get a 5-ft. tall model kit of REBD.
Joey: Wow...It's so small...
Raine, Serenity, and Kaiba: - sweat drop –
Raine: Whatever, Joey. Gramps, you get a bigger shop/house. You need one too, btw.
Gramps: SO BIG.
Raine: - OO'' – That didn't sound right...
Marik: - has DIS in his arms, and a little doctor coat on, checking her bite mark – Nope, no rabies.
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Raine: Ok, let me see here...Isis, here you go.
Isis: Ooh! A couples cruise! YAHOO!
Yahoo spokes person: Yahoo has everything, so don't do AOL, do YAHOO! – leaves –
Raine: Ok. That was weird. Is there a drink called Yahoo?
Janice: ::back from her fight:: I dunno, but I kicked ass.
Raine: - Oo – cool. Duke, you get a Dice-shaped mirror, cos we know how much you like you and your dice.
Duke: -smiles- I might marry a die!
Janice: WTF? ::OO::
Raine: Janice, your action thingy is different from mine.
Janice: Yeah, I know, mines cooler too.
Raine: YOU'RE A GODDAMN GOTH!
Janice: Are you trying to tell me that I'm ugly? ::glares::
Raine: -OO- No! I was just saying that—
Janice: DIS!!
DIS: (was currently getting doctor check by Marik) Yep?
Janice: She is calling me ugly! ::pouts::
Raine: Oh go cry to her, why don'tcha?!
Janice: I just did ::o.o::
Raine: Oh. –shuts up-
DIS: Ok! Honda, you get a '1 free date card with Serenity' card.
Honda: Awesome man!
DIS: (--'''') She likes Kaiba you dolt, anyways, Shadii, you get a pool in the shape of the M. Scale.
Shadii: That is everything and more that I wanted!
DIS: (Oo)
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Janice: ::blinks:: I don't really get it, but ok.
Raine: -blinks- Yeah, I agree.
DIS: AND RISHID!! (before they start fighting again) You get your own M. Item.
Rishid: (turns to Malik) Thank you, Malik-sama! (bows)
Malik: (Oo , then, grins) You are very welcome!
KawaiiLil-InuGurl; (Oo) The hell? Why is he thanking him, I gave it to him! Unselfish bastard...() (leaves)
Janice: ::OO'':: That was so random
Raine: -- So is Jo mama.
Janice: You talking about my mama? ::starts dust fight with Raine::
Raine: -ditto-
DIS: (--'''') They're my best friends and they can't stop arguing. Ok, responses!
Asuka-2004: (grins) Great! I am so happy you liked it! I didn't know it was so funny, but ok! (smiles)
Maslerne: Sorry I updated late, thanks for reviewing!
The Days of the Phoenix: THE WORLD IS AGAINST US ALL (trees fall around her and then grass grows over her head) Me and my big mouth (--''') Thanks for reviewing and I'm sorry you were sick on your B—Day! Yugi may be creepy, but cute too!
Dangerousgirl: lol, sorry about all that! (smiles apologetically) I was in a very pissy mood, didn't mean to take it out on you, girl. Sorry about all of that! But I think I have pretty good taste in couples. I mean, it might be, like, unexpected, but it's still good couples. I call myself Demented Insane Spirit for my own reasons. I could call myself LittleBaku or Yogo or something else, but I chose this instead. (shrugs) Thanks for reviewing, even if it was a flame! (sweat drops)
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Darkhope: (smiles) Glad you like your Malik plushie! And I'll remember to ask you if I need any ideas! Thanks!
DIS: Ok that's all of them!
Janice: ::stops fighting:: HEY DIS! Where the hell is the actual chapter goddammit?!
Raine: -stops pulling Janice's hair- YEAH!
DIS: (sweat drops) Next chapter, my friends.
Janice: ::sits down:: That sucks.
Raine: Yeah! –sits down
Janice: Well, is this where we say 'Please review'?
DIS: Yes, Janice, it is.
Janice: Oh, ok.
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DIS: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up! 'Us?'
Janice: Don't be selfish! If not for me, then you'd be on chapter 1! ::crosses her arms::
Raine: What do you mean 'YOU'? I helped more than you! –glares-
Janice: ::glares:: That's a whole lot of BS! ::starts fighting with Raine again::
Raine: -ditto-
DIS: (--''''') Well, please review. I'll need some ideas by the way. And of course, them, if they'll be here when I update. Ja ne!
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DIS: Where is DIS? Here I am! (smiles) I've been gone for a long time, but I'm back! How's everyone doing out there? Good? (dodges tomato) Great! (pie splats In her face) (--'''') Very mature! What are you, a clown? Anyways, review responses and presents! (grins) Alrighty then! From Kagome-Yasha ( I love that pen name!) we have for Tea, my dear, a book on how to be—
Tea: EEEVVILL!! Mwahahahaha!! (has a knife in hand and stabbing a Sign that has a Tea-basher on it)
DIS: (Oo) That is just freaky...For Malik, a spike necklace and a set of rock music.
Malik: Hell no! I am no punk-fucker!
DIS: (snap, he has the necklace on)
Malik: Ooh, sharp! (pokes it, bleeds) AW, HOLY HELL IT HURTS!!
DIS: (--'''') What a baby...
Malik: (jumps) You wanna start something, punk, huh, do ya?!
Marik: I don't know him...(--'''')
DIS: (hugs Marik) You're so sexy!! Oh and you get a new and improve Harley Davison motorcycle!
Marik: (pokes it)
Motorcycle: (falls over)
CRASH.
DIS: Maybe not so new and improved...(OO) And Bakura, you get a sledgehammer to use on Yami!! Mwahahaha! And—
Yami: OWW!! RA DAMMIT!
SMASH!
CRACK!
THUMP!
DIS: Bakura, I think you killed Yami-kun!
Bakura: So? You hate the bastard anyways.
DIS: (whistles innocently) Oh yeah, here's your book of '100 ways to win Tea'
Bakura: (drops sledge hammer on Yami's body) Alright! Oh Tea, my sweet...(grins)
Marik: She's mine!
Malik: THE HELL? No she isn't! She's mine!!
Tea: BWAAHAHAHA!! KIIILLLL!!!
Marik, Malik, Bakura: (OO''') (freaked out)
Tea: (smiles innocently)
Marik, Malik, Bakura: She's yours, no yours! YOURS!!!
DIS: (--''') Well, since Yami's dead at the moment, I'll use the gel to make my hair like Ryou-kuns'!
Ryou: (vv) Bloody hell...
DIS: (grins) And speaking of Ryou (hugs Ryou) you cute little thing, you get a book called 'How to make threats and still be a kawaii bishie'! Aw, how sweet!
Ryou: (reads) Hey Malik!
Malik: What do you want, pipsqueak?
Ryou: CALL ME THAT AGAIN, I'LL SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, YOU'LL BE BEGGING TO GO TO HELL!!!!! (smiles innocently)
Malik: (OO'''') Y-yes Master...
Ryou: Bow low!
Malik: (bows)
DIS: (O.O) Wow...The only time I can get Marik to bow is when I whip him...(grins) Which brings me to Isis!
Isis: (in her new lingerie) How does it look on me?
DIS: (Oo) Uh, nice, I guess...I wonder what that would look like on Marik? (thinks)
Marik: (slaps her) PERVERTED GIRL!!
DIS: (grins perversely) I can't help it! You're just so hot!! (hugs him HARD)
Marik: (X.X''')
DIS: Now to respond to kagome-yasha...again...(Oo)
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Kagome-yasha: (grins) I am so happy you love this story...And to think it's the sequel of one of my first fics I made. (Oo'')
KawaiiLil-InuGurl: It's ok that you haven't reviewed for so long, I forgive ya! And thank you for the presents!
Marik: Presents, where?! (looks around)
DIS: And he's supposed to be the worst evil guy...Ok, Seto, you're first!
Seto: You know what I found out?
DIS: Er...What?
Seto: People pair me with Noah too! And they pair Noah with Mokuba!!
DIS: (OO'') You killed them, didn't you.
Seto: I'm contemplating what I should do with the bodies...
DIS: (--'''') Oh boy...Um, well, you got a golden statue of yourself that is half the size of Kaiba Corp.
Seto: (hugs his statue) Oh, who's handsome? (takes out a mirror and poses) I am! (grins at himself, then kisses his reflection) Who WOULDN'T love me? You know if I could marry myself, I would!
DIS: (OO''''''''') I so did not need to know that...I think he's a little too happy with his—
Seto: (nearly coming on to his statue)
DIS: --Present? (Oo?) Er, that is disturbing, um, Mokuba, you're actually on the YuGiOh game!
Mokuba: Finally!
DIS: Yami, here you go. (give him the shine polish)
Yami: (opens can) AW! It's so bright! O-Oh Yugi, I'm seeing the light...I think my lives just flashed before my eyes. (OO) Did I really die that much? Wow.
DIS: (o.o) Ok...whatever. Uh, Yugi, you get—
Yugi: (cute kawaii eyes) Yes?
DIS: Aw, you are just so adorable!! (Hugs him)
Yugi: (grins) I'm loved!
DIS: Ok, you get a book called 'Bringing Duel Monsters to Life and Controlling them'
Yugi: Yay! Thank you, KawaiiLil-InuGurl!
DIS: Aw that is just so cute! Alright, Ryou, you get a book (yes another one) called '1001 ways to torture a yami'!
Ryou: (reads and grins mischievously at Bakura) Oh yami, let's give you a hair cute, mate (has a shaver in his hand)
Bakura: (O.o''') (hauls ass)
Ryou: I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY, BWAAHAHAHA!
DIS: That was so creepy...(o.O'') Er, I'll give Bakura his membership later, going on! Malik!
Malik: My dragon's name is going to be Fluffy.
DIS and Marik: Fluffy?
Malik: YEAH, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, HUH NIGGA?!
DIS and Marik: (O.O'') (shakes heads)
Malik: good, let's go Fluffy.
DIS: Well Marik, you get a sword. With a leather hilt and diamonds all throughout it And a Sheath the same way! Man, that is so awesome. I want one!
Marik: I shall destroy the Pharaoh with this!
DIS: Why?
Marik: (shrugs) Why not?
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Tea: (cuddling up against her plushies)
DIS: (sees a Marik one) Ooh!(reaches for it)
Tea: GRR...
DIS: (oO) Aw, come on! Share!! (tries to take it)
Tea: (bites her hand)
DIS: AW )#)$(&(%&%&%)($)&%)!!!!!!!!
YGO gang: (O.O''''''''''')
Janice: Wow, I didn't think she had such foul language...
Raine: Neither did I. Well...Yeah I did.
Janice: ::--;::
Raine: Ahem, me and Janice will hand out the rest of the presents.
Janice: Mai, you whore—
Mai: What was that?! You wanna make something of it, gothic girl?!
Janice: Yeah, actually, I do!! SLUT!
Mai; Oh you're going DOWN!
Janice and Mai: ::get in a dust fight::
Raine: Ok, seems I'll be handing out the presents. here for a sec.
Serenity: -comes over to her- Yeah?
Raine: Look at kaiba's cute little boxers! – grins –
Serenity: Aw, cute! There are little teddy bears on them!
Kaiba: - blushes –
Raine: Joey, you get a 5-ft. tall model kit of REBD.
Joey: Wow...It's so small...
Raine, Serenity, and Kaiba: - sweat drop –
Raine: Whatever, Joey. Gramps, you get a bigger shop/house. You need one too, btw.
Gramps: SO BIG.
Raine: - OO'' – That didn't sound right...
Marik: - has DIS in his arms, and a little doctor coat on, checking her bite mark – Nope, no rabies.
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Raine: Ok, let me see here...Isis, here you go.
Isis: Ooh! A couples cruise! YAHOO!
Yahoo spokes person: Yahoo has everything, so don't do AOL, do YAHOO! – leaves –
Raine: Ok. That was weird. Is there a drink called Yahoo?
Janice: ::back from her fight:: I dunno, but I kicked ass.
Raine: - Oo – cool. Duke, you get a Dice-shaped mirror, cos we know how much you like you and your dice.
Duke: -smiles- I might marry a die!
Janice: WTF? ::OO::
Raine: Janice, your action thingy is different from mine.
Janice: Yeah, I know, mines cooler too.
Raine: YOU'RE A GODDAMN GOTH!
Janice: Are you trying to tell me that I'm ugly? ::glares::
Raine: -OO- No! I was just saying that—
Janice: DIS!!
DIS: (was currently getting doctor check by Marik) Yep?
Janice: She is calling me ugly! ::pouts::
Raine: Oh go cry to her, why don'tcha?!
Janice: I just did ::o.o::
Raine: Oh. –shuts up-
DIS: Ok! Honda, you get a '1 free date card with Serenity' card.
Honda: Awesome man!
DIS: (--'''') She likes Kaiba you dolt, anyways, Shadii, you get a pool in the shape of the M. Scale.
Shadii: That is everything and more that I wanted!
DIS: (Oo)
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Janice: ::blinks:: I don't really get it, but ok.
Raine: -blinks- Yeah, I agree.
DIS: AND RISHID!! (before they start fighting again) You get your own M. Item.
Rishid: (turns to Malik) Thank you, Malik-sama! (bows)
Malik: (Oo , then, grins) You are very welcome!
KawaiiLil-InuGurl; (Oo) The hell? Why is he thanking him, I gave it to him! Unselfish bastard...() (leaves)
Janice: ::OO'':: That was so random
Raine: -- So is Jo mama.
Janice: You talking about my mama? ::starts dust fight with Raine::
Raine: -ditto-
DIS: (--'''') They're my best friends and they can't stop arguing. Ok, responses!
Asuka-2004: (grins) Great! I am so happy you liked it! I didn't know it was so funny, but ok! (smiles)
Maslerne: Sorry I updated late, thanks for reviewing!
The Days of the Phoenix: THE WORLD IS AGAINST US ALL (trees fall around her and then grass grows over her head) Me and my big mouth (--''') Thanks for reviewing and I'm sorry you were sick on your B—Day! Yugi may be creepy, but cute too!
Dangerousgirl: lol, sorry about all that! (smiles apologetically) I was in a very pissy mood, didn't mean to take it out on you, girl. Sorry about all of that! But I think I have pretty good taste in couples. I mean, it might be, like, unexpected, but it's still good couples. I call myself Demented Insane Spirit for my own reasons. I could call myself LittleBaku or Yogo or something else, but I chose this instead. (shrugs) Thanks for reviewing, even if it was a flame! (sweat drops)
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Darkhope: (smiles) Glad you like your Malik plushie! And I'll remember to ask you if I need any ideas! Thanks!
DIS: Ok that's all of them!
Janice: ::stops fighting:: HEY DIS! Where the hell is the actual chapter goddammit?!
Raine: -stops pulling Janice's hair- YEAH!
DIS: (sweat drops) Next chapter, my friends.
Janice: ::sits down:: That sucks.
Raine: Yeah! –sits down
Janice: Well, is this where we say 'Please review'?
DIS: Yes, Janice, it is.
Janice: Oh, ok.
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PLEASE REVIEW AND GIVE US SOME IDEAS FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER!
DIS: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up! 'Us?'
Janice: Don't be selfish! If not for me, then you'd be on chapter 1! ::crosses her arms::
Raine: What do you mean 'YOU'? I helped more than you! –glares-
Janice: ::glares:: That's a whole lot of BS! ::starts fighting with Raine again::
Raine: -ditto-
DIS: (--''''') Well, please review. I'll need some ideas by the way. And of course, them, if they'll be here when I update. Ja ne!