DIS: OMGosh, I am so sorry everyone! It has been, like a year since I've updated this fic. Ok, not a year. Anyways, I can't respond to any reviews at the moment. Just, uh, yeah.

Note: I'm skipping over to a different part, only because the main reason I couldn't update was because I couldn't think of that...Yeah.

"OH. MY. GOD!!!!" Mai shrieked, jumping up and down. Bakura plugged his ear.

"Shut the hell up woman! I don't need you screaming in my fucking ear, Ra damn you!"

"Shut your mouth, Bakura!"

"Screw you, bitch! And just so you know, it's 'OH. MY. RA!!!!'!" Mai glared at him and raised her middle finger to him. Tea shoved her way to the front.

"Thanksgiving thanking?" Tea said, blinking.

"It's a queer party." Marik mumbled from the back.

"Queers?" Bakura repeated stupidly.

"Yep, gay bastards." Malik said, stalking up to them. "And it's gay fags only." Malik said. "Well, hurry up you two." He said to Yami and Seto.

"Huh? ( O.O )"

"He's calling us gay, you ass. Now go bite his ass."

"WHAT, DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING DOG TO YOU KAIBA?!"

"Let me think, uh, yeah."

"HOW DARE YOU! YOU REALLY DID FUCK YUGI'S GRANDPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT!?!?!!" Seto's face went burning red. "I DID NOT, YOU SICK DIGUSTING, MOLDY PIECE OF SHIT!"

"YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?!!!"

"YOU'RE DEAD!" Seto and Yami tackled each other, kicking, punching and biting. Yami saw a spider and let out a squeal, jumping up, running down the halls, screaming like a little girl.

"What the hell was that?" Bakura asked, blinking.

"It's obvious. It was called 'The Pharaoh's fucking afraid of fucking spiders'." Marik sneered. Tea glanced at him and he turned his head away from her, snorting. Tea felt a small touch on her arm and turned.

"Ryou, where've you been?"

"Running, old chap."

"Um...From who?"

"From Tristan! He's trying to rape me! Tea, he FLASHED me!"

"Oh my."

"By crocket, here he comes AGAIN!" Ryou went running off, yelling out curses his yami had told him, which had no effect to the love-lorn needle head, Tristan Taylor.

SCCREEEEECCHHH!

SLAM!

"OW!" Malik shouted, rubbing his elbow. Unfortunately for the blonde, Tristan face was right in his crotch, making Tristan TOO happy.

"Ooh, daddy like!" Tristan said and raised his hand to touch his little, uh, prize, but Tea smacked his hand away.

"Touch him or his manhood and you're going to be WITHOUT a manhood!" Tea said, glaring.

"You're not a lesbian, Tea?" Tristan asked, confused.

"That's it, your being castrated!!!!" Tea shouted, chasing after him. "TRISTAN, WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO EXPERIENCE REAL PAIN!!!" Malik stood up and smirked at Bakura.

"Ha. She loves me more."

"Oh shut the fuck up." Bakura said slapping his head. Malik glared.

"I dare you to try that again."

"I pick truth." Bakura said.

"(o.O) What?"

"I said I pick truth, reknob."

"We weren't playing truth or dare, you doorknocker!"

"What is it with you and doors?"

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"First it's a knob, then a knocker, WELL? WHICH IS IT, MALIK?!! WHICH THE FUCK IS IT?!?!" Malik was staring at him, obviously surprised that he had suddenly snapped at him that way.

"Snap at me again and your M. Ring is gonna be shoved up your ass."

"M. Rod."

"What?"

"The M. Rod is gonna be shoved up your ass, Ishtar."

"STOP BEING A GODDAMN RETARD!"

"Retard."

"What?"

"Huh?"

"WHAT?"

"HUH?"

"WTF?"

"WTF?"

"WTF?"

"WTF?"

"WTF?"

WTF?"

WTF"

"ENOUGH ALREADY!" Marik snapped moodily. They fell silent.

:I wouldn't be talkin, heartbreaker." Anzu said, coming over, glaring.

"Oh, BURN!" Joey hollered, dragging Tristan. Kaiba rolled his eyes.

"This is all pointless, you know that?"

"What is?" Serenity asked, walking over to them, smiling.

"Hey! I have an idea!" Mai announced. "Let's have a Thanksgiving feast on thanksgiving!"

"At who's house?" Seto asked, frowning at her.

"Your house of course!"

"Oh and I take it you assume I will be at your command?"

"Every man is at the command of every woman, so...WE WILL BE HAVING THE FEAT AT YOUR HOUSE, GOT IT?!" Seto shrunk back, his eyes wide.

"Yes sir."

"(GLARE) ( )"

"Yes lady, ma'am, sir!"

"(-.-) It...will have to work for now." Mai mumbled.

November, Thanksgiving Day

"Jingle bells, Yami smells, Kaiba laid an egg!" Joey sang out of tune. "Oh how fun it was to ride, fucking on the sleigh—dat is , dem." Yami and Kaiba twitched madly at his next song. "Yami and Seto, sittin in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G! First comes—'' then they shoved his face into snow.

"I think Seto's gay..." serenity whispered worriedly.

"What makes you think that?"

"He's been hanging around Yami an awful lot..."

"Yeah, so?" Isis and Mai pursued.

"I dunno, I just think that he may not like women anymore after that sleepover."

"Screw him then." Mai muttered.

"I want to, but Joey might not approve and I don't know if I'll be good in bed.

Isis and Mai: (o.O''') (sweat drop)

"right" they both said, sweat dropping.

"Serenity thinks of sex? Wow." Mai whispered to Isis.

"Yeah, double whoa."

"(X.X''')"

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"I'm cold." Tea said.

"That's nice." Marik ground out.

"I'm hungry."

"Who gives a rats ass?"

"I'm tired."

"So am I."

"I'm bored."

"No duh."

"I have a cold."

"Yay."

"My feet hurt."

"Yeah, and?"

"Are we there yet?" Tea asked. Marik didn't answer for awhile, then when she persisted he yelled: "NO!"

"are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"are we there yet?"

"No."

"Are we there yet?" Malik joined in with Tea.

"No."

"Are we there yet."

"No." Bakura joined with Marik, getting annoyed.

"Are we there yet?"

"No!"

"Are we there yet?"

"No!"

"Are we there yet?"

"NO!!"

"Are we—''

"YES, RA DAMN YOU!" Marik exploded. Bakura raised an eyebrow.

'Stressed out idiot' He thought.

"Ok." Tea said, going into Kaiba's yard, Malik following.

"Hi Kaiba." Kaiba didn't reply. "Hi."

"..."

"Hi."

..."

"Hi."

"..."

"Hi."

"..."

"He died." Tea announced when he didn't reply to her.

"AWRIGHT!" Joey whooped.

"I'm not dead, stupid dog. I just don't wanna say hi to Princess Friendship here."

"Call me that again and I'm gone shove some friendship up your ass, rich-boy!" Tea warned, glaring dangerously.

"..."

"Oh da weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful and since dere's no place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!"

"FOR RA'S SAKE, IT ISN'T X-MAS YET!!!!" Bakura spat at Joey

"Yeah, well I want it ta be, so go fuck a cow, asshole." Bakura raised an eyebrow at him.

'The mutt actually said a good comeback, I'm impressed.' Bakura thought. Bakura twitched his nose and turned on his heel, muttering, "Do as you please, French poodle."

"FRENCH POODLE?!! COME AND SAY DAT TA MY FACE, YA ASSWIPE!"

"Do you really want to humiliate yourself in front of your girlfriend?"

"I ain't. I'm gonna pound yer face in, ring-boy!"

"Right, whatever." Bakura left the room and Joey blinked.

"What an ass..."

"Mmm, this turkey is delicious!" Tea announced. The cook raised an eyebrow and Mokuba and Seto—They didn't even touch the Turkey.

"Zis is not Turkey, madam." The cook said in his heavy accent. "Tis ass."

"I—uh, what?"

"Tis ass—Donkey." The YGO gang looked at each other, then back at their nearly finished "turkey".

"I think I'm going to be sick..." Yugi muttered and they all herded up to the bathroom.

"I am neva eatin at Kaiba's again!" Joey grunted, glaring at the house as they left. Tea was holding her stomach, looking sick.

"Me neither, that was too much for me..."

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DIS: So, how was it? Good? Bad? Absolutely un-humorous? Well ya'll can tell me when you push that lonely, sad button down there. Please review and sorry about such a late update! Bye everyone!